Bruh...
Yeah, it's the leaves of the tomato that are kind of poisonous if you eat them, not the fruit. That's what held people back (historically) from adopting them as real food. Now they're in practcally everything. Potatoes are ALSO in the nighshade family, but... that's rarely mentioned. Again, it's the leaves and seeds that make you sick, not the tubers.
IME the potato-tomato kinship is well-known... hence the miracle of modern science that is the Ketchup 'n' Fries grafted "pomato" plants, for sale every year at the hardware store.
I assumed the "tinctures" she used to buy from Etsy were just vodka steeped in something cheap and nontoxic, plus a cool label--it's not like anyone's testing them for objective results. Maybe buyers could tell if it's Ghost Pipe or something but not Big Mystical Earl's Astral Projection Juice--Results Will Vary.
Someone in Zone 3-8 should plant Hardy Kiwi vine and make us all some Cyberbullying Tincture.
....Don't you give me ideas. You stop that.
LOL. When has her thinking not been delusional?
Shippers are so fucking dumb. If you want to write a story about the Terminator having buttsex with Leatherface, have at it. Literally who cares? The world is burning while these morons cry “respekt fake characters sexuality/gender!!” What happened to “don’t like, don’t read?”
Preaching to the choir here! Your parents are leftists too, aren’t they also “in danger”?
Girl. A 22 yr old boy in tc discords? G I R L.
If you re-read carefully, she says she lost a friend to someone on the tracks. Who got eaten by a ghost, Stapphy???
Rapidly approaching middle aged and relying on your parents to take you to see your friends like a middle schooler is a very special kind of sad.
Excuses, excuses... I'm sure she could have got a cab there. I would love Staph to get a bicycle.
I would love a Grandma Stephanie vs. the Gun Store saga. Are there any Pink Pistols in the area?
At first, because my reading comprehension has suffered from reading Staph's posts, I thought she was talking about some shell casings she has and I got worried.
Hey, it's the information I specifically asked for about her sleep schedule! Nice! Although she left out what wakes her up and how late she sleeps in the morning; that would be another piece of the puzzle. It'd be one thing if she wakes up enough to see the clock and drops off again, another if "8-9 hours" of sleep is taking her 12 hours to accomplish.
Thanks for that super interesting information. Thrilling.
This seems like really lazy Tarot-ing. She's just reading off what individual cards on her modern brand-X oracle deck say, and leaving it at that.
Useless platitudes.
That would work pretty well as crackfic, though. Terminator gets along just fine when he's only an endoskeleton, and Leatherface freakin' loves skinning... enough so that he probably has a preserved skinsuit lying around for Terminator to wear, when he has to leave in the morning.
How's she going to visit her friends once her parents stop driving? She'd better start work on being a higher-value friend now; maybe then she could carpool, or bus out with her friends giving her a ride home.
She could Uber. But that's expensive as shit and requires subjecting some poor driver to the miasma of bodily odors she is sure to leave behind.
Whoa hey now. Bubba Sawyer (the original version of Leatherface) did the dirty work of the Sawyer clan because he is mentally disabled and scared of his own family. Buuuut....canonically he does have multiple skin masks and outfits. So in theory....
I really doubt anything is actually stopping her. She's likely just looking for excuses not to do something. I'd bet her parents would at least help her get a lift or something if she asked. If only to get her out of the house and away from them for a while.
I'm pretty sure it's mostly just that she doesn't have a car and doesn't have money to buy one. Iirc the car she used to drive, once upon a time, was her dad's. I remember her sperging out because he wouldn't let her coat it in obnoxious bumper stickers
Is this her tranny friend?
If only there were someone involved who has a connection with the spirits of the dead, who could tell us with certainty if the neighbor is rotting in his bathtub. And if he's horny about it.
Kek.
