💰 Grifter Wurzelroot / Wurzelfat / Alexander Root - obese AF janny

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LOL check out his massive cope.
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What type of bulking nutrition plan involves drinking large amounts of sugary soda?
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Pure unadulterated lunacy.
I have some serious doubts he was at 12% body fat, that's about the lean/shredded looking threshold for most, and he always looked a bit bloated, maybe 14-15% bf at best.
Secondly, no athlete, pro or amateur, gains fat on purpose, loose skin is just an aesthetic issue, body fat is not just worse aesthetically, but also completely fucks up your sports capabilities and makes you sick. If you could jump and dunk, you can forget it at that weight unless you're like 200cm or w/e; if you ran sub 20 5ks, gone, if you road biked at 40km/h, gone, everything will be hard and horrible.
Easy to test. Let's say you're a guy that was 80kgs at 170cm. You lost weight, now you're 60-ish. Fill 10 2L bottles with water, put them in a backpack, and try running or walking fast. Yup, it is THAT much more you were carrying. Weight has dramatic effects.
Wurzel is just suiciding. Sure he's young and he has some athletic background/past, so he could fix it, but he seem too fucking retarded to do so for some reason.
No real athlete cares about "shredding" btw, unless you are some sort of bodybuilder. Sports dudes get shredded in the process of training for what they compete in. You train properly for rowing, you'll get shredded. Football? You'll get shredded. Basketball? leaner, and shredded. Long distance running and cycling? Even leaner, and shredded. Short distance, explosive running? Bulkier, and shredded.
You get the idea. Shredded is less of a goal, more of a side effect.
 
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Nothing to see here, folks. Just two bros pretending to be gay for jokes.
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Here are some clips from Kingpin showing just how much this weight gain and people making fun of him for it bothers him, by finnabussin on twitter.

Wurzel goes up to Woozah and starts annoying him by stroking and fondling his face until Woozah has to yell at him to stop. He then starts harassing Ali by pretending he thinks he’s Ali Alexander and accuses him of raping Smiley, says Smiley deserves to be raped. He apparently forgets not everyone in AF thinks that’s funny and that Woozah was with Smiley in Russia and is close friends with him.
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Woozah starts fucking with Wurzel by simply filming him. Wurzel at first pretends he doesn’t care but the more this goes on he gets annoyed and finally spergs out and runs away from Woozah.
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At first when I watched Wurzel’s stream I didn’t understand why he got so mad, I thought it was just drunkenness. but after seeing the clips from the Woozah stream it’s very clear he is pissed about his obesity being put on display.
Woozuh channeling his IP2 roots and pressing a fat goblin. Not even really pressing him, just filming him lol. Wurzelfat would crumble the moment an antifa goon showed up at an AF event.
 
MOTHERFUCKER I was 90% sure that you used PS or some AI crap to fatten and enlarge his mug. I am apparently subbed to this dude on YT, and the image I had in my mind was a relatively fit promising young man making angry right wing videos from a garage, with weights and other lifting/sports apparel laying around.
I had to go on Cozy and just fast forward through the latest VOD until his mug was in the shot and holy fuck you didn't artificially fatten him.
How in the world can you put on another human worth of fat on you in just one year?!? No wonder his YT no longer has any content. No wonder that the insta page is old stuff (no account so I have limited access to it).
JFC, disgusting shit. What getting into the catboy gang does to a motherfucker.
I was subbed too, his early videos are pretty sound. Sad to see yet another man ruined on the Internet
 
I was subbed too, his early videos are pretty sound. Sad to see yet another man ruined on the Internet
Yup, genuinely sad.
Right wingers, especially those that mock deathfats and frail leftoid weirdos have standards to maintain. Nobody asks you to be Arnold, or Usain Bolt or w/e, but you need to stay lean and hopefully start working on some muscles.
So many kids and young adults are obese these days, it's truly horrifying and depressing. I'm pretty big on running and basketball (also part of my job so that's comfy), and I pass so many families on the streets with everyone obese or overweight, or skinnyfat with a visible belly, and it's just... dunno. Things used to be different in the 90s, even 2000s. I have pics from school and univ, people were either skinny or kinda fit, with like 2-3 kids being fat (and abused 24/7 for it). We were skipping classes to stay outside in the basketball court, or to play football or ping-pong.
Insane how much society changed in just 20 years, makes me worried for the future. With so many cheap bad foods around, people should exercise even more.
If I could speak freely at work, I'd literally suggest gatekeeping some healthcare to proof of exercise. The state cannot endlessly provide "free" taxpayer care for suicidal depressed deathfats. It's one thing if you're old and have some accident or illness preventing you from moving. But if you're young-ish, and fat, we should make you pay up for everything related to your idiotic self-inflicted condition.
 
Fat and SkinnyFat are bitching currently on their 'show' which is essentially geared at the biggest losers to exist online. like bigger losers than people that post schizo theories online.

Beansoy claiming he can deadlift 400lbs.
 
He had to put on weight because he was promoted from a catboy to a daddy in the AF discord.
 
Hoffman goes after Weaslefat
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Maybe he's just a spaz?

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Well this is disturbing, Kino Casino played a couple clips of Wurzelroot playing sissy hypno on stream. Anyone know where this stream or clip is posted without the commentary?


apparently this is not new at all and he’s been doing it for months
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Wurzel has now jumped to the top of my “AFags most likely to troon and out” list above UX.
 
Does anyone have a link to the stream/archive this clip is from? Or know the broader context? All I know is it's post-Ali Alexander leaks.
 
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