random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tram Fan]

Women are naturally inclined to race treason.

(Woman hate thread) xddd race treason

 

[Overly Serious]

Ethnic cleansing is a nice idea and and all but I don't think I'd want it to actually happen

 

[Gentlebastard]

Julius Caesar would've loved an F150

Correction. Nature had nothing to do with it. She achieved being a freak.

Better to grow up fatherless than to have a faggot in a dress as a father.

Imagine that you went missing and the only people that noticed were Kiwi Farmers.

I have zero respect for niggers who just name a fallacy without doing any legwork to prove it applicable or true. Just because your Massah taught you fancy words does not mean you're using them correctly, little nigger.

 

[Curry Teafag]

Yes im betraying slavic race with sub whites from America lol

 

[Meat Target]

Finish pinning the last button on the battle coat only to find your enemy has impaled himself on the mast in some weird Monday morning, faecal-covered seppuku ritual.

 

[Zeftax]

I'll remind everyone I was asked to share this.

I get why Null hates us now.

Believe me, as a gay man I know how AWFUL it is to give head to a guy that doesn’t do this.

One is a Canadian news group, the other is a bald man who lives in America. I can see how they are very similar.

Being a homosexual should have been gatekept and it seems like we need to gatekeep heterosexuality too.

Proving that you're white does not prove that you're not retarded.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I don't want to just dump 5000 dildos in that thread

Does tranny camp have "TWO TIERED GLORY HOLES"? Probably not.

There is a lot of potential there for Bill to define himself as a trans while making the case that he is in fact a real girl and not a fat man in polka dot leggings.

I believe it was Sun Tzu that said: "Hold that shit to use later, nigga!"

silver or pussy or whatever you consider reasonable currency

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

"Don't look at child porn" is probably the easiest step here.

 

[Spectate]

I like fluttershy you faggot and it’s appropriate for a women to like MLP.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Im the de factor ugly bastard and I do numbers in China town whenever I get lost in the commons.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This isn't the white boy summer I was promised.

 

[Tim the Tranny]

Yes good work my little raped nigger puppet but please slow down a bit I'm having trouble keeping up with the thread.

 

[Tablet County]

Edit: the original post was supposed to be for teh funny pictures thread, have a quote as penance for my failure

"[...] get it twisted, [...] post your users' IPs on Twitter." - Phillip Koskinas

BUDDY YOUR ANUS IS MINE YOU MUDSLIME LOVING TRASH! YOU WILL BE ARYAN RAPED SO FUCKING HARD YOU WILL GO,"NO DADDY IM SORRY. WOMEN ARE GODDESSES OF MANKIND! OH LORD ENSLAVE ME TO A WOMAN SO THAT THIS ARYAN DOESN'T RAPE ME 24/7 FOR GAYNIGGER ISLAMIC MISOGYNY!

 

[oopsie doodle]

I'm 6'2 and my dick is able to rest comfortably on a kitchen counter. The fact his belly button barely clears it is proof enough to me there's no way he's taller than 5'9

 

[Dr. Butt]

Obviously, money can be used for many things which bring satisfaction or pleasure,

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

SENTENCE THIS FAT SMELLY FUCKER TO THE ELECTRIC TOILET

I think Kino Casino is a pretty cool guy. He shows butthole and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Drip Torch]

[[CONE SCENT AXIS DENT PROFESSIONAL]]

 

[Aunt Carol]

That isn't the face of a coke fiend, my dear enby. That looks an awful lot like a subby bunny boy.

Deep down in my subconscious, my spirit, my gut. Some gay retard will read this thread and not kill themselfs.

The more righteous side is whoever has fewer pedophiles on it.

The ass is so much simpler.

I am looking at that bioessentialism right now, and if you looked at her AO3 bookmarks, you'd find the same thing.

Ya'll wanna fuck a croissant?

 

[Secret Boots]

Stop trying to get Null dolphin raped for your own sick pleasure.

 

[Mound Dweller]

We take Mexican food and make it less greasy.
We take Indian food and make it with better ingredients.
We take French food and serve it in portions that don't leave us feeling starving.
We take Chinese food and make it without the pangolins.
We take Japanese food and swap out their strange desserts with things that don't confuse us.
We take Scandinavian food and look at it suspiciously before politely moving it around on our plate and saying "No, that was plenty, I'm finished".