🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I think there will be another group of people that would feel it: "It's as if millions of whores suddenly cried out in joy and were suddenly relieved."

Somewhere an Instagram thot is wondering why her Venmo account is $1 short of the usual amount this month.

Judge bowtie would be deeply saddened that he doesn't have a tard to guard anymore.
 
Somewhere an Instagram thot is wondering why her Venmo account is $1 short of the usual amount this month.

Judge bowtie would be deeply saddened that he doesn't have a tard to guard anymore.
We know damn well Russell would be collecting cans to scrape together a few bucks so he can send whores them their $1.

"Just venmo'd you a dollar. Can you dm me pls? I have a business opportunity waiting. Russell"
^Rusty, while under a bridge in his dead e-scooter or in a shelter fighting off a bunker full of horny felons
 
Worst case scenario, if Russell loses his car, gets his wallet and phone stolen, and dies of exposure in an alley where no one knew his name, would an autopsy find mobius syndrome and greatfly narrow down who he was, or would they just asume his mouth closed before he died?

And if the body's decomposed and or been scavenged before being found, it makes it that much harder to identify
With him having an arrest record, maybe they could run some finger prints? That is if his hands were not too decomposed.
 
We know damn well Russell would be collecting cans to scrape together a few bucks so he can send whores them their $1.

"Just venmo'd you a dollar. Can you dm me pls? I have a business opportunity waiting. Russell"
^Rusty, while under a bridge in his dead e-scooter or in a shelter fighting off a bunker full of horny felons
 
With him having an arrest record, maybe they could run some finger prints? That is if his hands were not too decomposed.
I wonder if he had to submit a DNA sample at some point when he was in jail.

I would say that they could also use his dental records but I kinda doubt Greer would give a dentist any money when he could give that money to a Instagram thot instead, so it's not like those would be anywhere close to up to date.

Aside from this Greer's terrible diet and hygiene, which guarantees his teeth suck, is his mouth being open constantly better or worse for his teeth? I guess he does have the benefit of not really being able to grind them.
 
I wonder if he had to submit a DNA sample at some point when he was in jail.
It'd look like Homer Simpson's sperm sample. Well, aspire to look like it.


Aside from this Greer's terrible diet and hygiene, which guarantees his teeth suck, is his mouth being open constantly better or worse for his teeth? I guess he does have the benefit of not really being able to grind them.
I can only imagine what kinda shit has crawled into his mouth (and died?) while sleeping.
 
his mouth being open constantly
It's also going to increase his risk of dehydration at desert temperatures. I don't mean regular thirst, serious dehydration can lead to delirium, strokes, heart attacks and electrolyte storms in the body.
 
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I wonder if he had to submit a DNA sample at some point when he was in jail.
I'm sure his most recent landlord could provide plenty of Russ's DNA samples. Much to his ever lasting regret. He probably needs a hazmat suit to go into that room.
It's also going to increase his risk of dehydration at desert temperatures. I don't mean regular thirst, serious dehydration can lead to delirium, strokes, heart attacks and electrolyte storms in the body.
I think we're well past delirium.
 
I guess since the document was rejected we don't get to see and laugh at it. Sad.
Actually we probably would have been able to had I seen this sooner. But I had very little reason to constantly check.

Oh fuck he's entered the Mandamus arc. He must have finally asked "Is there someone else I can EXPLAIN to if the Judge just won't listen?"
The same Supreme Court already once told him that they don't want to hear it either. Though, I suppose the writ might solve the jurisdictional challenges (if he can file it properly)
 
He's trying to Mandamus the Eviction Case? Oh man, now I really wish we could see this one. It's gotta be insane. I mean what exactly is he seeking? Besides his usual cries for fame fortune and whores? The Nevada Supreme Court isn't going to force Shaefer to let him move back in.

Would it be safe to say he's still living in his car, if hes still pursuing this? He has no hope of a payout. He still owes Shaefer.
 
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