random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

There are days when I wish I had the total lack of self respect required to be this kind of menace.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Pussy boy you talking shit for Twitter, it ain't adding up - XXXTentacion

 

[Dr. Butt]

May Vishnu bless the United Saars of America.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Most eight year olds are pussies and you could scare them off them with one good slap.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Great now I'm going to need laser eye removal.

 

[NoReturn]

Correct. The spider has spiracles which allow passive air exchange. It does not breathe. The spider is also not currently overdosing on fent.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

You're not going to do shit. I could show up right in front of you, and you wouldn't dare say shit. You're chickenshit, and I'd beat your ass without flinching if you dared to speak up to me.

This is my post where I fall into a frothing rage. I will now list my medals and training and declare my superiority over you. At which point you will be calm in your lane, thriving, and call me a faggot again.

Boy. There are generations of difference between me and you. Not just my real life experience, but my experience in stupid forums like this. You are nothing special. There is an endless parade of edgy fascists claiming to be enlightened. You are just one more in a long line of boring idiots who think they are smart because they have totally figured democracy is for fags.

 

[Dr. Butt]

why is vore literally everywhere

i hate sickos

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine sticking your nose into a filthy jock strap and inhaling, and then seconds later, you've got a banging headache,

 

[Gog & Magog]

I don't speak Spanish because it is the invader's language.

7 months later.

Me interesa hacer crecer el sitio y llegar a otras comunidades. El mundo hispanohablante es amplio, activo y, lo más importante, no es de la India ni del sudeste asiático.

En primer lugar, no hablo español. Esto es una traducción automática. Si este foro crece, nombraré a alguien para que sea el representante del espacio.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gimme Aaaall the Top Hats! I'm playing Ringmaster today!

 

[Sooty Soot]

we'd seal the bags up so if you opened them, it'd be known immediately, but there used to be small gaps, just enough of a gap for him to be able to put his picture and phone number into the delivery bags of all the female-sounding names of the orders.

Brahmin rizz.

they need to ban people who don't swipe on indian men

A Brahmin rightfully wanting society to be more equal.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Obviously the only therapist I need is Goku telling me to believe in the heart of the One Piece

This woman, and her husband, should have had it drilled into them from an early age, that they're retarded.

Congratulations, dude, you just created a neo-vaginal-anal fistula. How affirming that must be.

All cyclists should be on the street.
If they're on the sidewalk I have to mount the curb to drive over them, and that's no good for my truck tires.

While this person is obviously a feature of our SRS Horrors thread, I find myself wondering if "Fistulissa" is our nickname for the creature, or one he has chosen for himself, not knowing what a fistula is...

Still, any movie which can boast of things like introducing the term "curb stomp" into common speech will always have a special place in my dark, dark little Kiwi heart.

the urge to add "mouse men" to my roster of nicknames for pooners is calling to me like the Green Goblin mask

Surely placing all the eggs of your happiness in such a fragile basket isn't a terrible idea, is it?

Just another storyline that makes me think he’d be the greatest performance artist of all time if this was all one extended work. Genius-level. Alas, Rick is really this fucking broken.

If you think about it Himmler's wife should have been named Herrler.

 

[vomitusdeux]

That room must smell absolutely horrendous. No ventilation, all the residual heat from so many people in such a small room, and just the smell of shit, piss, hobo stank, and onion breath/farts. I’d rather be trapped in a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament room.

I'm not gonna reply to this. I'm just here to insult you.

I got bored so I asked grok to make me a picture of Jackie Chan playing Brianna Wu's rib cage like a xylophone.

Man why don't I get invited in the sex club discord servers?

Yes SAAR, Null has been redeemed.

"Hey Null, remember when you were doing all the work and managing my money, uhhhh, I need you to do it again. Yeah, sorry for raging at you for years calling you the guy who sold out Jesus (actually me), but it's cool now, anyway, about that money managing..."

saar you have been redeemed by chris-chan shivachu, many blessignes and bobs and vagene for yuo

Not what I meant when I said "I want all Jews to do a Flip".

In Christopher's own words "WHITE POWER"

They're now zapping Frosya while making him sing "Hotel California."

Christopher is Barb's OC; and he's ruined the character she made with his nonsense and fetishes

is "Rubber and Fetish" halal as well?

Muslims can't comprehend God having a Son because they don't have fathers

Even the white gay spaces are getting culturally enriched by jeets.

Who does a cross country trip just to see Mark the Tapir?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I keep getting told by the austere political scholars in a certain part of this here web zone that the Democrats are actually the super duper pro white party and drupf and his magathugs are niggerlicious jeet humpers

 

[often puzzled]

Phonics are from Satan.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You will probably be the only mother fucker in the room who actually knows what is going on, and that's because you hang out on a tranny murder fascist forum with your fellow chuds.

 

[Professor Booster]

I predict my dick up your butthole when Uranus is in retrograde.

 

[Drip Torch]

If you repeat "BPD" quickly enough, it sounds like you're saying beepity.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Any dog under 50lbs is a cat.

Any man under 320 pounds is a child, enjoy prison.