random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Metamorpho]

Man, only one child molester today? VRChat really let themselves go. Back in its hayday they wouldn't rest until they had 100 molesters groom kids per hour. They've really slowed down operations. What's next is you won't even see kids being molested in schools and troon strip bars anymore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Would you believe that I completely forgot that I posted my pasta sauce to this thread?

She knows she'll never get anyone IRL to find her sexually attractive, and for all her child grooming it's not like she's competent enough to actually molest one.

You shouldn't do "mildly illegal procedures" on your baby unless you have a proper degree and knowledge and you know what you're doing.

Can't be a hot vampire if you're bald with a pube beard.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh my God, you guys. I fucking hate this show.

Can't wait for next season.

Meh, I’ve seen worse. Just be glad it’s not one of the men who’s pregnant.

I only know this because I had it on for background noise yesterday while I was making some cool-ass and very heterosexual battle robots in blender.

As a far-right internet racist, I should be happy that liking musicals is the only gay trait I have.

That movie about a bunch of degenerate communists who are too retarded to leave their apartment to purchase groceries, so they all turn to cannibalism?

Hazbin hotel is forcing us to learn about Jewish mythology

sperging online is the first step towards redemption

Everyone always gets that wrong. It was a train run, not a gangbang.

i would quite enjoy having more arms tbqh. would come in super handy. fuck it throw in some wings.

Hazbin Hotel was that website that 4chan raided and closed the pool in right?

Clutch Powers is a simple movie, made on a budget to match. It was probably animated in a Jutland shed by a drunk Polish immigrant.

Genociding jeets is a proportionate reaction

Much like how I cheat my landlord out of rent by bribing the police so he can't kick me out, my brain is inhabited 24/7 by thoughts about India.

You were wrong to disseminate this image.

What were you doing when you were flashed with that image, because you wouldn't innocently stumble on that picture.

Ok, we may need some sort of Hays Code where if they were observed to be male at birth then they can not under any circumstances write or direct a movie about lesbians, this may reduce the number of troon directors.

This li'l dooderino is interesting.

God, I fucking love being a human. Imagine being some nutsack-eared, turkey-necked alien coming out of warp drive above a human planet and essentially getting pelted by rocks thrown at the speed of Mach Jesus until you learn there’s not an afterlife for your disgusting race of filthy neckbeards.

Maybe if these assholes didn't constantly post about shit nobody cares about, the world would be a better place.

I love the CIA, what they do is A-Ok.

So what? A lot of people love big tits and ass.

I know I do.

 

[Chongqing]

Omg that made me feel weird stop it faggot owl demon

 

[Meat Target]

This is the gayest thing I ever read and I've read posts by Lowtax.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

whether its finger paintings signify self-awareness and are in fact a cry for Euthanasia.

mud-faggot monkey fucks

S.O farted out a melted cheese sandwich from her cock wallet

the ultrasound and stare at the elbow sticking out of its left temple

Then it would come out looking like a sewn up arsehole

 

[CaddestSlown]

This is the gayest thing I ever read and I've read posts by Lowtax.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"No, Stalker. I am not shaped like the Classic Kong Ball."

"I will never catch AIDS in a public bathroom glory hole, I will never be a real gay boy "

They look like something a kid would bring home from a goth elementary school.

If you ask me for any more information I will explode into a slur filled rant

Imagine you look over at this guy's phone screen at the bar and he's scrolling through photo after photo of gay furry porn, occasionally replying "This is how you've chosen to end your life".

He’s the Platonic ideal of a lolcow.

I am actually going to be forming a PAC specifically to cause problems for everyone

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Bitch, how unusual it is to write in Cyrillic on the green reddit of a slobbering dog

 

[Black Man Underwear]

So I noticed someone quoted me in the random quotes thread... Idk how to feel about that. Help me grieve/celebrate
whichever is more relevant

tbf you probably should avoid eating uranium

 

[General Emílio Médici]

My fucking father in law, a retired Sherriff, watched an Asmongold video this week about politics.

Here’s a famous one (ignore the spurdo that’s photoshopped in, or don’t, I’m quite fond of him)

I assume that everyone I meet is a retarded nigger until they've proved otherwise.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Y-Yes, I've had sex with countless men and I've got HIV, but that's beside the point. I need to hit myself with a hammer IMMEDIATELY!

Pulling up at the Qing dynasty bachelor club

This man is too stupid to know what a meat tenderizer is.

Lol the fast food joint I worked at was absolutely crawling with pedos.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

idk if bear fur is that warm, or if it smells like a bag of assholes

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I did not disclose my anal piercing when I went in for my MRI and regret it

 

[Laburnum]

"The diaper pics being circulating were taken nearly 15 years ago back when I was involved in the ABDL communities. I have left those communities years ago and it doesnt reflect current affairs."

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Took me a minute to see the guy in the graffiti was riding a bicycle. Looked more like some punk guy in an awkward sex position

 

[Jason Wynn]

You cannot defuse holy jihad by petting the Muslim.

 

[The Nothingness]

Does anyone use blusky other than diaper furs and furry scat artists?

 

[Meat Target]

You can't even admit you're African.

 

[vomitusdeux]

They should throw out his diapers while he's sleeping.

I'M THWOWING AWAY MY MEDICATIONS CAUSE YOU SAY ANDY DOESNT NEED ANY HELP

It would make for a really good "room" in a haunted house.

You enter the bright, primary-colored "AUTISM" room... and then a fat man in a saggy diaper lumbers in and starts babbling about his rights, while the iPad in his hand repeats "wipe bottom wipe bottom" over and over in a monotone.

For how bad my life could be I thank god everyday I'm not Tom Ditch

Did they have to virtually dilate?

There will be no more talk of dumping the poopsquatch off on Canada. This disgusting deviant is your problem, 'murica.

He is to the diaper fetishists like what Chris-Chan is to autistics.

I dislike diapers and feared a video of hypnotized Yukiko's red diaper expanding short on YouTube and placed it in my Nitemare Fuel playlist?

You had an "Anal Yuffie" account? Can you elaborate more on what the hell that means?

Coco butter coated fingers typed this.

You are trying to assign logic to a people who keep washing chicken, who not only object to being informed that it’s dangerous, but act like it’s a call for genocide when told so.

Thief Yuffie/Kunoichi Yuffie/Mana Thief Yuffie was taken...so I had to settle with Anal Yuffie.

what five nights at freddys does to a mf

it shouldn't be that hard to not publicly declare your affection to slightly underaged characters.

"This person has genuinely trapped and traumatized me off of Futanari forever."