💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Divine right to rule said:
but somehow Patrick will top them all.
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No, stalker. He won't. I know a power bottom when I see one.
Knee Heel No Womb said:
First War Pigs, now SG1? I wasn't expecting such dogwater opinions in the Fatrick General thread. This commentary doesn't rise to the normal cerebral and scholarly standards I'd expect from KiwiFarms
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The prison in which you'll be dying shortly should be your primary concern, not insulting the Internet bastion of genius, svelte, successful heterosexuals known as the Kiwi Farms.
MilkThePig said:
Never change, you absolute hog.
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But he will change, child. The only constant is change.
 
Question for the legitimate sisterwomen in the thread, it has been established that Patrick S Tomlinson was a "gamer" dating back to at least 1995: https://www.sarna.net/news/battlecorps-author-interview-patrick-tomlinson/

However, his domain name only seems to have popped up much later in life and the email addresses in the OP don't bring up anything that old either. Given he is a "writer" it is almost inconceivable that he didn't have IRC, forums, usenet, livejournal or some other kind of blog but I am not seeing any indication that anyone has ever found one before.

Maybe I'm late, gay and fat and drive a Mustang and there has been ancient stuff uncovered already but I couldn't find anything on mailing list archives which is quite strange.

Even his Wordpress installation is a mishmash installation that has been grandfathered over the years, meaning he is the one likely doing the back end/server shit for it (hence it having incorrect permissions, or at least severely advised against permissions). If he had a domain name since 2010 or whatever, how come he didn't have an email address for the domain?

Does anyone know any other usernames he used pre-2011?
It seems highly plausible that he must've had other domain names and other pseudonyms for the period of time stretching from 1995-2011 (before I guess he decided he wanted to be a sci-fi author).

I know about the one forum account where he was selling sci-fi model shit (that was obviously hacked) but outside of this there seems to be something missing. He is obviously a heavy xitty and Facebook user, but his profiles for those only date back so far and before that there seems to be a blank.

edit: I also fuzzed his domain and didn't find any custom directories or subdomains which is a bit peculiar
 
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Azdy said:
So this is where he was replying to gay furry porn yesterday :story:
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Imagine you look over at this guy's phone screen at the bar and he's scrolling through photo after photo of gay furry porn, occasionally replying "This is how you've chosen to end your life".
 
He strikes me as the podunk retard who wouldn't have been an early adopter of the web as he was too busy being a 'man's man' to bother with any of that geek shit (which also explains why all of his 'nerdy' habits are from Big Bang Theory-levels of fashionable.)

It also explains the 'stealthy' part of his stupid moniker. Plausible deniability.
 
SNEED.EXE said:
Imagine you look over at this guy's phone screen at the bar and he's scrolling through photo after photo of gay furry porn, occasionally replying "This is how you've chosen to end your life".
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One of the funniest things about him that I explain to my employed friends, is that this guy tries to pass himself off as an intellectual twitter poster. And if you follow him, most of your timeline is spammed with him replying like this crazy shit to the most insane shit. Just imagine you followed him because you agree that Somalians aren't defrauding the US taxpayers and even if they were its a good thing. Then you have your timeline flooded by him tweeting hundreds of times with "This is how you've chosen to end you life." You click on one of those tweets and its either a picture of gay furry porn or a fat pornstar that looks similar to Patrick. He just actively shows off how insane he is to newbies without realizing it
 
McMitch said:
He just continues the exact behavior that made trolling him funny after Norm/11 would have naturally run its course. He’s the Platonic ideal of a lolcow.
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If only one cow could've become lolcow emeritus I think even non-fans would agree Pat is the one to be just by looking at his record. His level of dedication frankly puts CWC in his prime to shame, if only because he isn't falling for pickle man baits, but because Patrick HAS to win, so it doesn't matter if he's replying to porn or gore or anything. He must let it be known that their life is over and damn the consequences of how he looks to others.
 
Summer of George said:
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I dunno gents, I'd almost be tempted to say that he's lost a couple lbs in the bosom area. Maybe it's just the lighting playing tricks.
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It looks like it migrated from his sides to the front. It’s an evolutionary thing. His body needs to protect something. Does he have a Quato like in Total Recall? Maybe in the beach pictures his Quato wasn’t developed yet.

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I have never seen such bad posture on stage
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P.S. Do you think Patrick ever resents the use of "divorced" as a pejorative by online leftists? Did the ona guys ever do something like where they got libs on twitter to call him fat when they thought he was a maga guy but with this act?
 
Toothp!ck said:
It would have been infinitely funnier had he lost. Pats too much of a failure to be the best lolcow
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He was up against a child dosing horrorcow who wants to massacre puppies (literally) and the equivalent of DEI.
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"No, Stalker. I am not shaped like the Classic Kong Ball."
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He looks like a fucking gourd. How fat and dysgenic, literally the same bod as Trump. :story:
So FAT.
 
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From the brothermen, another FATfoot sighting Rick sighting pops up again. It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
Enjoy Bud Light, stalker.

edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD SIZE. FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG :stress:
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edit 2: annudah lonely rick pic!
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Brothermen, another FATfoot sighting Rick sighting pops up again. It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
Enjoy Bud Light, stalker.

edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD SIZE. FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG :stress:
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edit 2: annudah lonely rick pic!
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Has there been even a single candid picture of rick in a bar, where he's actually smiling, having fun, interaction with other human beans ?
Every pic that I can recall had him staring at his phone, scowling at the stalkerchilds on xitter.
 
And here we observe the pigman in his natural environment....
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Ragexeeting to defend a failed presidential candidate at 5:30am on a Sunday...
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NaggotFigger said:
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Brothermen, another FATfoot sighting Rick sighting pops up again. It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
Enjoy Bud Light, stalker.

edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD SIZE. FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG :stress:
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Damn hitting the bar alone to drink and pretend you're being social by doomscrolling the xitty while "stalker childing" furry and cuckold porn troll xeets is next level depressing. There are probably modern day zoomers who have more fulfilling and positive days and evenings than this.

When is the last time Patty was photographed at a bar with another actual human?
 
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