💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I don’t know if Stall Tactics is in itself a bad title or if it is simply being dragged down by its association to Fatrick (along with the weight of Fatrick’s adipose tissue). For context, Norm’s special Me Doing Standup is impeccably titled, and I’m not unconvinced that, had he lived long enough for another special, he would have titled that one Jokes.
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I think there's a legitimate hard generation gap. If you don't remember the first gulf war or don't have family in the military then you just won't think stargate is cool. This is me politely saying it's slop for boomers that watched MASH
It's an awesome title doubly so because patrick has no clue why it's such a good title, he probably picked it because it sounded badass not because it describes him succintly
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My god man he is legit morbidly obese now.
At this point it is a race between what organ is going to fail first; heart, liver or brain (stroke)?
At this point it is a race between what organ is going to fail first; heart, liver or brain (stroke)?
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I wonder which credit card company is going to open a lien against Garage and Swingin' Door for Fatrick's debts first? Neither bar is particularly cheap, and we all know Nikki's mother isn't financing them anymore!
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I know. I just think its funnier that Pat is such a failure he would never be able to win anything, including a proper Julay.
I've also made this prediction
I'm calling it now.
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Imagine being such a consoomer that you want your forever-box to be one more piece of slop to accompany you into the next life. Existentially grim, but also precisely what I would expect from Pat.
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A while back I saw the season 1 episode "Lonely Among Us" which has an aside about how Federation citizens no longer "keep animals as slaves for our food", a rant about veganism/animal cruelty that would have been so much air in the wind if it wasn't Commander Riker saying it.
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Meh, I was hoping for a full-blown melty. Guess libshits don't care about it as much as ziggers do.
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Fucking hell man, just look at him.
One of my favorite things about Rick is how absolutely refuses to accept that he isn't in tip top shape so instead of getting a new wardrobe to fit his new manatee-like figure, he insists on wearing the same t-shirts he's had from 50lbs ago.
Never change, you absolute hog.
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He’s also a man in his 40’s that still wears t-shirts in public, it’s just pathetic.
Fucking hell man, just look at him.
One of my favorite things about Rick is how absolutely refuses to accept that he isn't in tip top shape so instead of getting a new wardrobe to fit his new manatee-like figure, he insists on wearing the same t-shirts he's had from 50lbs ago.
Never change, you absolute hog.
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Cant wait to see him put on more pounds than Boogie, Wings, and MovieBlob combined.
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It's very common here, but most men who do that also wear shirts that aren't essentially a sausage casing.
Someone call Usinger's; one of their bratwurst escaped the labs!
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It doesn't matter what kind of shirt he wears, he needs to go up 10 sizes and he refuses to
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This is why your economic system is already collapsing, imperialist. Enjoy revolution.
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It's not that the song itself sucks, absolutely the opposite. It's that people get really mad when you fuck it up, sort of like how in the Philippines, Sinatra is so admired that people have been shot for fucking up "My Way."
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I dunno gents, I'd almost be tempted to say that he's lost a couple lbs in the bosom area. Maybe it's just the lighting playing tricks.
I dunno gents, I'd almost be tempted to say that he's lost a couple lbs in the bosom area. Maybe it's just the lighting playing tricks.
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His tits are migrating to his hips.
He's like one of those jack-o'-lantern bags you fill with leaves for your front lawn but over the fall it gets wet and soggy and pools to the bottom.
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Fucking hell man, just look at him.
One of my favorite things about Rick is how absolutely refuses to accept that he isn't in tip top shape so instead of getting a new wardrobe to fit his new manatee-like figure, he insists on wearing the same t-shirts he's had from 50lbs ago.
Never change, you absolute hog.
"No, Stalker. I am not shaped like the Classic Kong Ball."