random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[a kiwifarms user]

I'd never do math for you, dumb whore

 

[Aunt Carol]

A LATINA is not good at baking? Who the fuck are you fooling? If a Latina is not good at cooking, then it is the greatest treasonous act of their race.

If she had indeed been Goering-maxing, she would have been a highly decorated ace pilot before she got fat and useless.

your average black guy if he made a video game, comic book, movie, whatever; they want the same thing as everyone else, cool shit.

No, male friendship isn't queer! No, Wizard of Oz isn't gay! Neither Zelda nor Samus are trannies! Baking isn't inherently queer, air isn't queer, tea isn't queer, tiny holes in socks aren't queer!

What do you have against big-titty females sucking and fucking?

So even if she's not a tranny, she's definitely got tranny-coded tastes in anime.

 

[oopsie doodle]

There's inside thoughts and then there's outside thoughts. 'decent twink rudolph' should stay as an inside thought.

 

[30+GameOvers]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

 

[WelperHelper99]

The Ralphamale would propably hit that after enough beer and xanniberries...

 

[Suikafag]

This is a violation of his civil rights. How dare they insult his identity as a homosexual pirate?

 

[not william stenchever]

And stop the FBI and other alphabets from doing retarded shit like spread crack through black neighborhoods so they can fail on their own merits and not because of retard glowies.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

If you say so brother. I'm personally not into the Jewish grandmother look but to each their own.

Meanwhile men: I'd prefer if she doesn't look like shrek, but I could be swayed

 

[Sooty Soot]

I sharted myself in gym yestarday.

Maybe you should stop taking backshots in the locker room

Someone has to be the twink fuckslave cumtrough in every men's gym locker room. It's a highly respected position.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

nothing I hate more than finding that the Reddit post that would’ve solved my tech problem was replaced by Apple Cum Orange Table Whack Pond This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

 

[a kiwifarms user]

cuz my asshole is sadly or not, in its natural state.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

i couldve worded it better, non offending pedophiles should get sympathy

i will harass schlep until he gets flashbacks of him being "groomed"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Who sponsored this post? I'm not upset at all, don't mind it, just confused.

At this point he likely thinks a mushroom waifu.

hmmmm more turkey gobblings

fucking hilarious. It almost makes us sound as if we're important or something

But at the end of the day we all know who is banging supermodels on a yacht and who is masturbating to .jpgs.

I didn't catch that my autocorrect changed it.

you sure owned them bobbo

I've been in the Undertale / Deltarune thread a bit prior and wanted to try contributing more to the forums.

This thread is a cautionary tale about why you shouldn't blogpost on the new Zealand housewife's association's gossip forum.

 

[Metamorpho]

>todd walks on stage
>he has an rifle twice the size of his manlet body
>THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BUYING STARFIELD YOU TIGHTWADS
>he unloads thousands of rounds into the crowd, killing Geoff and many others
>I check my steam cart
>TES: VI is already prepurchased with all DLC

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

MUPPETS CONFIRMED

Time for some extreme autism.

My favorite part about playing videogames is watching live streamers on twitch

friendship with kojumbo ended now cheese is my best friend

Violently homosexual music

 

[neger psykolog]

I've lost gallons of respect for myself the more I stay here.

 

[neger psykolog]

For his next gimmick, once gay vampirate runs its course, Tarl should go full lolbertarian country western and release a hit single called All My Exes Live on Kiwifarms.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The average Jeet IQ is Subsaharan levels, but where Africans just tend to be incredibly aggressive and violent, the Pajiggers are basically retarded low-functioning sociopaths too physically weak to be competently violent. There's really no reason attempting to puzzle out why they do things, they didn't think about it either.

Maybe the reason Brazil is such a criminal wasteland is because the police are never on duty.

I already wasn't feeling horny and trying to do no nut November, but holy fuck. I am never gooning again. I'm also going to church more after this. Like I mean, it's like those videos of the religious goat beheading videos. But it's a nigger instead.

I get so fixated on Chinese accidents that I forget Korea exists.

I spent like 2 weeks to go through this whole thread to see a shitload of Indians die and  now we get an Indian content sticker???

One of the best parts of African twitter is watching Nigerians and Kenyans both dunking on the dumbass Bantoids.

I don't know if I should rate this horrific or informative

ChatGPT is why (You) can't have sex.

It's the only Christmas special I've ever seen that references the O.J. Simpson murder trial.

Thanks for coming to my business TED Talk, be sure to follow me on LinkedIn for more sperging.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

I dont want to see an italian, a wop, and definitely no gingers in my comfy racism show

 

[CEO of Gay]

Official Second Law of Teh Internet™: The standard response to any electronic threat of litigation shall be: "lol do it faggot" and said threat shall have no other actual force in law.