💪 Tough Guys Jess Zhang / Ziyue Zhang / theweb3jess / Blockus / blockusgg / jezzthez / jessziyuezhang - Delusional fat autistic woman dreams of Chad, threatens to sue everyone who slights her

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Hamplanet Fitness said:
While many of the responses were sympathetic (nerdy men have earned a reputation for creeper behavior), others took issue with both Zhang's story and her harassment-mitigation techniques. Ariel, a lesbian attorney, called Jess out for using gay men as "designated emotional airbags" as well as Jess' delusional perception that everyone is attracted to her:

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I feel bad for her here. If I'm getting this right it's not that she thinks everyone IS attracted to her, it's that she wants to eliminate the chance. I can understand someone who dealt with sexual harassment pulling something like that as a "safety mechanism", only straight women would also be included in this, or is she literally not encountering any other heterosexual woman at her job?

By describing lesbians as "not safe" she's going to attract attention from people who thinks she's calling lesbians predatory. So that is going to bite her.
 
Molag Bal said:
>shows up and does nothing but defend Jess' delusions
>limited profile and profile name is literally "a kiwifarms user", the cheesiest possible attempt at looking unassuming, the epitome of "How're you doing fellow misogynists?"
>expects me to think she's not just Jess defending herself itt
Jess, you are short, fat and ugly. I'm guessing you've fucked about a dozen rich handsome 6'2+ men at this point and each time you wound up scratching your head, wondering why they don't want to start a relationship with you or marry you. The reality is that men and women want different things from each other and just because a man is willing to throw a crumb of pity dick in your direction, doesn't mean he wants to commit himself to being with you. You were never in their league, they never thought you ever were and there is nothing you can do to deceive them into thinking otherwise. Adjust your expectations and date your looksmatch. There's got to be a lot of fat Asian nerds with the same BMI as yourself who would be perfectly happy to give you a try.
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The join date is July 10th, 2025. This thread was created yesterday. Probably someone else's alt.
 
She looks like a fat Dr. "Chubbyemu" Bernard.
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She wants 130+ IQ man who can do middle school math? :story: That's like asking for a professional chef who can airfry chicken nuggets. Jesus fucking Christ, woman, have some class.
 
I can match all of this.
D-do I go for it?

I watch a lot of Rick and Morty so I'm probably over achieving on the IQ.
The only thing I'm worried about is going to therapy, because that might rid me of my light-dark-triad traits, and the fact it's super gay to talk to a therapist as a guy.
 
Hamplanet Fitness said:
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Ok chat, let's get this party started
  • Isn't 130 the retard zone? Explains a lot.
  • What the fuck is dark triad light? Do you want to date a psychopath or a black chinese gangster?
  • No
  • LOL
  • Yeah but you're fat so no thanks
  • I'll grow mine if you shave your pits, fat chink
  • No
  • 2x
  • 3x
  • Sure
  • 2x
  • 3x
  • Sure but definitely not you
  • 2x
  • I'd never do math for you, dumb whore
  • Sure
It really is, retard. Here's my standards for 2026:
  • Not a retard
  • White
  • Able to speak (optional)
  • Politically neutral (minimum)
  • Reasonable body weight
  • Basic hygiene
  • Not on SSRIs
  • Not a vegan
Notice how my list is shorter, vague, and extremely flexible? That's because I'm not fucking insane.
 
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DrunkenLemon said:
I can match all of this.
D-do I go for it?

I watch a lot of Rick and Morty so I'm probably over achieving on the IQ.
The only thing I'm worried about is going to therapy, because that might rid me of my light-dark-triad traits, and the fact it's super gay to talk to a therapist as a guy.
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That's why you go to a woman therapist and lie to her like you lie to all women in your life, to enhance those dark triad traits and keep them well oiled.

Bonus points if you then bang your therapist like the badboys in her favourite literary works.
 
Molag Bal said:
>shows up and does nothing but defend Jess' delusions
>limited profile and profile name is literally "a kiwifarms user", the cheesiest possible attempt at looking unassuming, the epitome of "How're you doing fellow misogynists?"
>expects me to think she's not just Jess defending herself itt
Jess, you are short, fat and ugly. I'm guessing you've fucked about a dozen rich handsome 6'2+ men at this point and each time you wound up scratching your head, wondering why they don't want to start a relationship with you or marry you. The reality is that men and women want different things from each other and just because a man is willing to throw a crumb of pity dick in your direction, doesn't mean he wants to commit himself to being with you. You were never in their league, they never thought you ever were and there is nothing you can do to deceive them into thinking otherwise. Adjust your expectations and date your looksmatch. There's got to be a lot of fat Asian nerds with the same BMI as yourself who would be perfectly happy to give you a try.
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Nigga this account is about half a year older than this thread. Do you think I'm a psychic sockpuppet?
 
Miss Zhang is in luck! The perfect man for her lives out in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Patrick S. Tomlinson easily meets every requirement she lists!

Lets go through them one by one:

1. IQ 130+
>Patrick has self-reported his IQ to be in the range of 135-140!
2. dark triad light
>Patrick is a self described "drunk with anger management issues" can't get much more dark triad than that!
3.feminist adjacent
>One must only look at that creepy tweet where he said he "hopes his daughter has amazing sex" to know Patrick is definitely feminist adjacent!
4. between 6'1 and 6'3
>Patrick's height has been reported to be 6'0" but if he wears boots he's an easy 6'1" and that's exactly what Ol' Technicality Tomlinson would say!
5. gym/BMI 21-23
>Patrick's BMI has been calculated to be 30 based on his reported height and weight, but he insists that he is average weight and hasn't gained a pound so clearly the math is incorrect!
6. beard
>On first appearance, Patrick might seem to be clean shaven, but in fact he does have a beard, named Nikki!
7. likes all my tweets (on the inside)
>Patrick is on Twitter enough that I'm sure he can like them all!
8. goes to therapy (out of own free will)
>Patrick had to go to counselling after he failed to resuscitate a 5 year old girl who had a heart condition while employed as a public pool lifeguard (this is definitely a real story).
9. does everything i want
>for you, Patrick definitely will!
10. cooks and cleans
>all your meals will be at Chubby's Cheesesteaks and/or Hooligans, no need to cook or do the dishes anymore!
11. loves plants
>Patrick does have a garden!
12. eats meat
>Patrick can cook beef wellington like Gordon Ramsay himself!
13. has his guy friends
>Patrick has many guy friends, such as Pringles Can John and Dominic Franchetti!
14.buys me thoughtful things
>no one is more thoughtful than Patrick, he gifted Nikki a portrait of herself as a Simpsons character for her birthday!
15. takes care of me regularly
>I'm sure he'll take as good care of you as he does his daughter!
16. can solve a quadratic equation
17. knows how recursion works
>Noted sci-fi author Patrick S. Tomlinson must be able to do both of these things, his IQ is 140 after all!
18. maybe can raise a dog
>Looking at all of his accomplishments, do you really think he couldn't?
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
We need a fucking poll stat because there's such a wide swath of elegible and/or potential bachelors that would match perfectly with her:
  • Fattest Rick
  • The Brothel Prince Greer
  • CWC
  • Even Dearest Feeder Himself, NaN
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You forgot this 6'4 wide shouldered macho:
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He's even a millionaire, social media expert and lawyer!, he can help her with twitter while suing all these a-hawgs.
 
a kiwifarms user said:
The IQ one is really the most "damming" one here. Beards are decently in fashion and most people eat meat. Aside from that it's just non fat tall guy, what are the stats without IQ?
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You are correct, IQ is the killer according to Gemini:

The Breakdown​

1. Race: All Races​

  • Pool: 100,000 men (Start).

2. Height: At least 6'1" (All Races)​

  • Statistic: ~12.5%
  • Data: The average height for allUS men is approximately 5'9" (lower than the White average of 5'10").
    • Including Hispanic and Asian populations increases the difficulty of hitting the 6'1" cutoff statistically.
    • While ~16% of White men are 6'1"+, only about 12.5% of the total male population hits this mark.
  • Result: $100,000 \times 0.125 =$ 12,500 men.

3. Fit & Height/Weight Proportionate (Age 18–30)​

  • Statistic: ~40%
  • Data:This demographic is the peak for male fitness.
    • Activity: According to CDC data, 41.3% of men aged 18–34 meet federal guidelines for both aerobic and muscle-strengthening activity (significantly higher than the ~28% average for older adults).
    • Obesity: Obesity rates are lower in this group (~35%) compared to men in their 40s.
    • Intersection: We estimate that roughly 40% of this group meets the definition of being active and having a healthy body composition (Fit/HWP).
  • Result: $12,500 \times 0.40 =$ 5,000 men.

Final Summary​

Per 100,000 US men aged 18–30:
  • ~12,500 are at least 6'1".
  • ~5,000 are at least 6'1" AND Fit/HWP.
(Roughly 1 in 20 men.)
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If you remove the IQ requirement she is now 42x more likely to find a man with those two basic traits.
 
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