The only way this horrible cast could work is if it was modern like Romeo+Juliet. Ulysses King is a high-ranking military officer from an Old Money family who goes MIA with his squad in the Middle East and the Mediterranean during the Gulf War for a decade. He fucks hookers, does drugs, steals steaks, blinds a one-eyed bouncer, loses his men and eventually meets his son fighting in the invasion of Iraq and he returns home to Ithaca NY to ice all the Jodies who want to bang his Penny. Lupita could symbolize the oil he was fighting for or something. I would actually watch this if I was drunk/high.