Remember the Romeo and Juliet movie from 1996? I would rather watch the Odysee if it was like this and takes place in New York. At least that would explain jogger Helen.
The Coen bros sort of did it already with "O Brother Where Art Thou". Which I'm willing to bet money on, will be vastly superior to this impending piece of shit.
ill stick with 1950s spaghettislop peplum films, that somehow manage to do greek mythology better in every way even when they're cutting up 3 different mythic stories and slapping them back together into a single grappa-soaked script for the sole purpose of showing steve reeves with his shirt off and hot european women either being innocent hot or devious slut hot
Achillean is a term made up by fujoshi Tumblr pooners and named after Achilles. It stands for homosexual male relationships (because of course it does! )
If this zippertitted mutant plays Achilles, fujo pooners will go (even more) crazy.
I wish she was dead and that dumb faggot Nolan too.
What a bizzare damn movie: negroes everywhere, American accents on everybody, also trannies. I'm sure in his autistic head this makes sense, but he's also the president of the Director's Guild of America so maybe extreme DEI is the cost of having the title.
What a bizzare damn movie: negroes everywhere, American accents on everybody, also trannies. I'm sure in his autistic head this makes sense, but he's also the president of the Director's Guild of America so maybe extreme DEI is the cost of having the title.
It is incredible how with each new information about it I get less and less interested.
And I am one of the very few Telemachus fans in the world, I do own Les Adventures de Telemaque by Fenelon that is an interquel focused on Telemachus and Mentor.
Seeing he say Dad is just so absurd it took me out.
They can't show her fighting or even just standing next to men in the movie because that would look absolutely fucking ridiculous, She is tiny and her voice sounds female too.
They would have to change everything with CG, even her voice. That tard Nolan could have hired an actual man but it had to be tranny Page.
Remember the Romeo and Juliet movie from 1996? I would rather watch the Odysee if it was like this and takes place in New York. At least that would explain jogger Helen.
A proper modern odyssey would be something like an Iraqi war veteran's journey back to the states after surviving the perils of the Middle East, or even more accurately, a mixture of the looting and takeover of Constantinople by the Latins (Iliad esque), crusader myths like Arthur and Byzantine warrior saints, and a crusader's return to his homeland, kind of like Kingdom of Heaven but more fantastical and exaggerated with demons and whatnot. Maybe even have it be loosely based on Saint George. It will be too political and will piss off everyone so it won't get made.
They can't show her fighting or even just standing next to men in the movie because that would look absolutely fucking ridiculous, She is tiny and her voice sounds female too.
They would have to change everything with CG, even her voice. That tard Nolan could have hired an actual man but it had to be tranny Page.
Tfw you could have hired an actual masculine guy like Josh Duhamel or Karl Urban to be Achilles, but you pick a vanilla midget pooner just to give her a pity paycheck and make her feel like a Real Dood.
I immediately lost all interest when it was first announced because they had also announced as part of their big reveal that Zendaya is going to play Athena.
The Little Dood playing Achilles makes sense honestly. Let's list off the manchild fantasy that he embodies:
Gay
Throws tantrums when "he" can't have a child sex slave
Is the "prettiest boy" of them all and super DUPER special so you can't hurt him no matter what
)
