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It Was a HARD Road to Travel
The future is dick chopping, and it is stunning and beautiful
Cue Dame Pesos Laugh Track
The dancing gif needs to be pregnant now.
Disaster
Snakehead fish discovered in Georgia, sparks warning from wildlife officials: 'Kill it immediately'
United Nations slated to run out of funding by October's end.
Science
Radioactive death beam from Milky Way supermassive black hole explosion could be headed for Earth, scientist warns
It delays the body from being able to heal properly
UN
The Ugandan government announced plans to reintroduce legislation allowing the execution of homosexual people
The Day of the Rope is upon us - and it starts in Uganda
Florida Man guns fuck down
UN
Ethiopian Prime Minister gets Nobel Peace Prize for working with Etrerian President to quell rivalry, hostility
Greta will update her twitter profile over such an injustice!
FBI focuses on entrapping retarded men who work at 7/11s as terrorists, ignores child abuse
Culture
An Unseen Victim of the College Admissions Scandal: The High School Tennis Champion Aced Out by a Billionaire Family
Pro Publica dox-shames some guy for being shit at Tennis, having a grandfather who invented Hot Pockets.
New Zealand considering fining the uneducated and jobless
Are there too many old white men receiving Nobel prizes?
The Supreme Court on Monday signaled their willingness to hear the first Second Amendment case in a decade
Good to know Islamic State defeated. This could have been worse
Law
Report Shows FBI Official Received Sports Tickets From CNN Reporter And Lied About It To Investigators
It's better capitalism guys
A step towards kicking cancer's ass.
An imagined conversation with Flyover Man.
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Business
Protesters stage ‘die-in’ at Wall Street bull statue, pour fake blood on it and climb atop it
Wall Street BTFO
Culture
John Wayne no longer a star at his alma mater; USC students denounce late actor for ‘legacy of endorsing white supremacy’
want all mentions of him removed from campus
Chaos spreads through the country
Autism has done more to combat organized crime than entire generations of NYPD detectives
Manufacturers warn retro-reflective tape may cause heat build-up
Nigga can't work an alarm.
Great.
The latest impressive development in wireless brain-machine interfacing
Opinion
‘Pretty sure I’d know if there were aliens’ Elon Musk dashes hopes of finding extraterrestrial life.
Pretty Sure Aliens would use my Hyperloop, you guise. Pretty sure I would have already sold them a cave navigating submarine by now.
Judge acquits 5 Muslim murder suspects, then goes on facebook live to rant about Thailand's legal system, ending with him shooting himself in the chest.
UN
Iraq blocks Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and Instagram, then shuts down internet amid civil unrest
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Yang Gangangang 2020
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Kebab or psycho cop?
Autistic man who “doesn’t understand consent” held to have “fundamental right to sex”
DARK MATTER has long eluded our understanding but scientists searching for evidence of new physics capable of explaining such enduring mysteries of the Universe may moved one step closer, following the latest CERN research.
That one big earthquake can't come soon enough
Weaponized autism defused
#ChadCat knows what to do with women in hotels.
HNNNNNG. Bernie death anticipation thread?
Nearly drove him to suicide
A diesel-engine fire engine was used but the hose broke.
Aperture science, we do what we must because we can.
Heard mumbling about ponies eating hotdogs and electric hedgehogs
The star was fired from her own show after posting a racist tweet last month
Man blames iPhone for his homosexuality
Law
Attorney general Bill Barr will ask Zuckerberg to halt plans for end-to-end encryption across Facebook's apps
"We are writing to request that Facebook does not proceed with its plan to implement end-to-end encryption across its messaging services without ensuring that there is no reduction to user safety."
Oy vey! Bowl cuts too.
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The Remain voter was admitted to hospital three weeks after the Brexit referendum in 2016 after becoming "confused and agitated"
Trump should face the consequences of his misdeeds, but the road ahead is perilous.
That's not even the best bit!
IT'S GOT HUGE SHARP FANGS AND A KILLER STREAK A MILE WIDE
GoFundMe created for family of Khyler Edman
The president’s brazen attempt at cheating has taken “decide it at the ballot box” off the menu. Impeachment is imperative.
Happening now, 30th September
UN
Trump asked Scott Morrison for help investigating Mueller inquiry into Russian election interference
tldr; Trump successfully asked ScoMo if Australia would assist with Barr's probe.
The truest disaster of climate change
It's not okay when Greta does it and it's not okay here
A salad I can get behind!
Doll was found on campus in what was supposed to be a "safe and inclusive space"
Interesting marketing strategy...
Young Students dress as slaves for a video demanding reparations
Video link included
Richard 'Free Software (and Lolis)' Stallman
Science
China unveils 500 megapixel camera that can identify every face in a crowd of tens of thosands
Time for another redundant study stating what we've known for hundreds of years and is taught in primary school
But does the Sharif like it?
Culture
'As a plumber, I make double': Former special-needs teacher speaks out about lack of support
Why blackface could save your life
Parents scream more tbf.
UN REEEEEEEE's, Normies shit themselves & do nothing, and Crusaders DEUS VULT
An unofficial new version of the hate-filled forum isn’t as anonymous as its users might hope.
Revenge of Couch Cuck?
Crime
Fitness influencer will serve 5 years for using 369 Instagram accounts to harass colleagues and faking her daughter's kidnapping
And then does something monumentally stupid. Or stupider.
UN
Inside South Africa's post-Apartheid 'white squatter camps' where hundreds of families live in dangerous shanty huts
Residents of shanty town in desperate need of children's clothing & food donations
Chirac, nicknamed 'Le Bulldozer' served as president between 1995 and 2007, but was later found guilty of corruption
MeToo status: attendrie
Law
Former US intelligence officer sentenced to 10 years for spying for China after $300K-a-year offer
TDS knows no bounds
In other news, water is wet.
Law
Southern Poverty Law Center Allowed To Label Popular Ministry "Hate Group" Under First Amendment Protection
Opinion
'Queer Eye' star Jonathan Van Ness debunks the myth that you can't be healthy with HIV. Experts shut down 6 other myths about the virus.
Can we make Kiwibot a reality, Null? Canwecanwecanwecanwe? Pleeeeeeease?
Because hipsters are no longer allowed to smoke their silly electronic cigarettes.
The president reportedly sought the help of a foreign government against Joe Biden.
Gret--I mean, companies across the globe are banking on it
Emerald Press declines to move forward with a book about free speech due to legal concerns in the UK
Snake oil salesmen and instathots on suicide watch - fatties rejoice
Op-ed was deleted from newspaper's website and replaced with apology
$100K civil suit claims Edouard Maurice caused Ryan Watson 'severe damages and disability'
It's illegal to tattle on an illegal.
A few cetaceans appeared in 2011, but now they're in the hundreds, surprising scientists and tourists alike.
Human brains aren’t built for self-rule, says Shawn Rosenberg. That’s more evident than ever.
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You are both reading and not reading this.
“Oops”
The poor children...
Florida Man passed the police academy and is now wearing the badge
Bill Weld also planning on challenging Trump in the 2020 Republican primaries
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Dump all your Greta Garbage! Make America Greta Again!
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Science
Greta Thunberg joins climate change activists filing complaint at UN summit against carbon-polluting countries
Bourgeois kid gives unrealistic demands again.
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How can a 16-year-old girl in plaits, dedicated to trying to save the planet, inspire such incandescent rage?
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But they'll still sell the regular kind of cigarettes.
Culture
Mariella Frostrup accuses Land Rover of sexism for not using enough female drivers in its adverts after firm's latest commercial features a rugged mal
Mother killed son after being given custody
Disagree? You're Islamophobic. Agree? You're misogynistic.
More proof that the greens are really a cult of gaia worshippers
Police are calling it an apparent suicide
Most zoomers shouldn't be reproducing tbh