random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

this is retard checkers
or Jenga

Did someone reference to you a kiwi with a stash of gay porn ranging in the terabytes?

 

[Dr. Butt]

anyone caught putting up a billboard with a logo gets executed with no questions asked.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Dunno how true it is though but since I've heard it on the internet it must be true.

 

[Potato Burrito]

If I had one of these I don't think I'd be able to resist making a day of it and going on an educational safari up my arsehole.
People must do so a lot

 

[Banquet Meal]

A Werewolf Fucked My Face

 

[Crex Crex]

In America police cannot find murderer unless he stops at McDonald's for goyslop

Imagine escaping north korea and making a beeline for fake tits

 

[Path Wanderer]

It is December 12th, 2345
Kevin has still not been fucked in his new vagina

BALLS deep…..like, all the way to the hilt…..or whatever, lol….and who knows what kind of laffy taffy insanity is happening/has happened that we don’t know about…..yet….

 

[a kiwifarms user]

this retard definitely wanders into random childrens birthday parties and chimps out when he is denied a slice of cake.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I opened a history text book and by Jiminy wouldn't you believe it, the good guys have won every single time and all the people they fought were real jerks. What are the odds.

The moral of this story is that artists have always been, and will always continue to be, total fags.

Geoff Keighley and his stupid award show is the only thing that truly makes me wanna fed post

 

[Black Man Underwear]

i thought you were fucking with everyone photoshopped @Null ’s face on a child. No that is just what the kid looks like.

are you all profoundly faceblind? do you have autistic prosopagnosia? it's genuinely shocking at this point

Nerd ass nigga talkin bout some pickle seconds

shut the fuck up subhuman dalit I will rape and bleach you so hard my sperm will make you a Brahmin

I am fucking addicted to raping shitskins to death Lord save me

its not even sexual imagine raping someone and they DIE LMAO

 

[Dr. Butt]

With the sheer amount of soy beans available, the opportunity is there to introduce a potential market leader domestic soy sauce in 18 months.

 

[Drip Torch]

okay please stop putting my email in porn websites

 

[Dr. Butt]

I ultimately learned to stop sticking my dick in beehives

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The time traveller fears the reality bender.

"Nobody on Kiwi Farms is harassing Greer. Exhibit A: Kiwi Farms, a website, 100% complete copy"

man it sucks that I use the word NIGGER all the fucking time.

And I can never answer "no I'm totally not ok I am BATSHIT CRAZY and I am OUT OF MY MIND!"

Alright, risking the puzzle pieces just a little. Corbeau has been doing things to me.

My cows were having derpy moments

I tried using my beaner powers to understand what was going on, but to no avail.

What are we supposed to do about it?

That's crazy bro.

 

[Dr. Butt]

me when i watch chinese liveleak factory gore footage and one of the mangled corpses rises up like a zombie mid-video and advertises DUBAI CHOCOLATE FLAVORED PEPSI ZERO in broken chinglish before limping back to being a mangled corpse

 

[Secret Boots]

Okay, so Dr. Butt's gay.

I'm not gay, I just hate doctors who cut baby dicks!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I've included profile pictures and screenshots where relevant, so you can get a feel for how physically attractive and mentally stable everyone here is.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

basically animating Animal Farm and assassinating Kennedys are the only things they can do right

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You guys wanna go see a dead body?

And I know there's some fuckers who want to rate me late on this shit but this is solid gold right here:

PSA for anyone planning on doing this, if you kill your parents you do not get their inheritance and you also go to jail and don’t get to do drugs anymore either.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'll uninstall Fortnite if it's for the good of trans people