random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Is poopdick worse than rotdick? That's the real question we need to ask.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Wow, was not aware of the long and illustrious tradition of excluding trannies from coal mining. Nice to see we've become more inclusive.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unfortunately Jesus Christ will not make an appearance in Superior Wogglebug series.

I'm fucking retarded and thought it was just a server ghost highlighting random threads that might interest me.

The fuck are we supposed to be if not a forum for trivial drama nonsense?

 

[Rozzy]

I did originally get this one which works extremely well at 3 bars but it tries to suck up my balls and I'm getting to the point where I need something thinner to maintain a proper shape

 

[Hooked on phobics]

who the FUCK subscribed this to me to this

my life is fine, i feel offended someone thinks so little of me!

 

[Betonhaus]

So for that, I will say she's not a Whore, she's a Courtesan. A Professional Whore yes, but a trustworthy one.

 

[demicolon]

Cody plays fighting games to jerk off

 

[Laburnum]

You're trying to get diddied by a retard, your life is not fine

 

[Hooked on phobics]

i could be a pedophile and still be more thinner than you

 

[JustSomeDong]

I got into a hole where I had a chapbook's worth of Patrick S. Tomlinson haikus I was writing before I realized I needed to take some time off.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm not going to spend my limited free time outside of work, hobbies, and hanging out with friends obsessing over and hunting down people who draw porn of Stephen Universe

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

How good are nigger babies in terms of soil PH and nutrient levels? Is fertalizing my watermelons with them kinda like plugging an extension cord into itself?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm going to say Nigger right now in order to assure you that an AI didn't write this. Nigger!

Okay back to Piss Christ.

 

[obsdj]

David duke might hate niggers, but he isn't sucking dick.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Get off your high horse, mother fucker. Stop acting like you've never woken up from a meth induced psychosis in a motel 8 in Elmira, New York covered in blood with a dead hooker on the bed.
It's so unbelievable how fucking SMUG some of you guys act on this site.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Everyone reading this has out-lived Lowtax and that's worth celebrating, especially if you've never had a tranny shit on your coffee table in which case you're 2 for 2.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

At least Gamers are actually playing something instead of sitting on their couch for 12 hours a day watching Niggers Fondle each other.

Am I out of touch? No. It's everyone from every demographic who is wrong.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Osama Bin Laden

Spoiler: Context?

بِسْمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيْمِ

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Osama Bin Laden
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i would just leave the joke here but i don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. this was in response to @jandlecack sending a voice memo

 

[King Metalia]

Trump mentioned fucking magnets.