🎨 Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

I bet you are all wondering what amazing games, activities and promotions Wogglebug Love Productions prepared for us all for Thanksgiving and Black Friday.

Spoiler: Yes, Thanksgiving is officially celebrated in Genoma

I'm happy to inform you that this year Cherie brought us...

That's right! She wasn't even bothered to make a community post wishing her fans a happy Thanksgiving (but she did not forget to make one where she brags about selling three copies of her retarded lampoon)!
Speaking of her retarded lampoon, works on my version are going smoothly and we have some cameos from the thread:

Can you find yourself?

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Can you find yourself?

Possibly, if those are crocodile jaws and not a spider's mouth on the far right.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Possibly, if those are crocodile jaws and not a spider's mouth on the far right.

Correct! I gave him toothy vertical jaws and called it a day.
Starting from the left: Superhero Kiwi (@Deadpool), Nice-Smelling Kiwi (@Spastic Cologne), Triangular Kiwi (@Illuminati Order Official), French Kiwi (@Baguette Child), Pickled Kiwi (@Picklechu), Toothy Kiwi (@The Un-Clit)

 

[Agares]

The spirit of Asperchu lives on in this thread.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Correct! I gave him toothy vertical jaws and called it a day.
Starting from the left: Superhero Kiwi (@Deadpool), Nice-Smelling Kiwi (@Spastic Cologne), Triangular Kiwi (@Illuminati Order Official), French Kiwi (@Baguette Child), Pickled Kiwi (@Picklechu), Toothy Kiwi (@The Un-Clit)

Absolutely love the tribute to @Deadpool . You know he's still following this thread from the depths of Hell since he cucked Beelzebub and stole his wifi password.

 

[demicolon]

Absolutely love the tribute to @Deadpool . You know he's still following this thread from the depths of Hell since he cucked Beelzebub and stole his wifi password.

FYI it's "666". Yeah it took 1 guess.

 

[Juan Números]

Fear not, citizens of Genoma! Our benevolent overlord is working on yet another book poised (or not) to smash the previous efforts of 2 books sold!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fear not, citizens of Genoma! Our benevolent overlord is working on yet another book poised (or not) to smash the previous efforts of 2 books sold!

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So far this story was:
- Six version of a "movie"
- One picture book available on Cherie's website
- Now we get a proper novelization.
Her hopeless quest to polish this turd is as endearing as it is retarded.

It would also appear that the open.video adventure has ended after 0 uploads:

 

[Juan Números]

Hello to all Frogglebug fans, my name is Juan Números and I'm here to announce a new video from our most benevolent Genoma overlord:

Woggle-Vlog 172: Website, Book, Movie, and Discount​

As the Metatron (or rather, Dogma's vision of the Metatron), I relay our overlord's word to those not strong enough to stand her voice:

• Site is back online after 2 days.
• Sylvie and the Wogglebug is 10$ for Cyber Week.
• Novelization is ongoing to fullfill the 3 preorders.
• No AI used on the novelization
• It's going to be based
  
  
  on the screenplay of the remake
  (over 420 hours in Windows Move Maker no buli pls)
• More announcements coming this week

No word on the plushies however.

Youtube automatic audio translation needs to die. (subtitles translation is okay though)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

More announcements coming this week

No announcements so far...
I hope Grinch isn't planning to release her Terry vs. Draco book for free now that I'm past the half-way point of making my own version and I'm sure it will be much better.


Also, Cherie added a new widget on her site:






Every few seconds you get something like this popping up to create an illusion of Woggy's popularity and high demand for Cherie's merch.
I'm pretty sure those sales are as real as those AI-generated happy customers.

 

[Juan Números]

Fair beetles princesses, gentlebugs, let me put on my "Science doesn't care what you believe" t-shirt and my Flying Spaghetti Monster necklace, for we have a spectacular double feature:

Woggle-Vlog 173: A New Show on a New Channel​

Machine gun Cynthia is back at it again, out of left field

A bit of a jumbled v-log, welcome back to 2008 (I want my GameCube and shitty dorm back) as our Genoma Overlord decides to launch a new show, on a new channel, dedicated to atheism.

If such hard-hitting arguments such as "atheism is right and believers are wrong" does not sell it to you, please refer to the show's trailer.

Science vs. Scripture: Welcome to The Atheists Today Show​

Spoiler: Absolute cinema

I'm really looking forward to the AI script being animated by Cynthia (if she's not dumb enough to re-iterate the WhimsicalWondersTube disaster).

This hyperfixation on the poor Alyssa and atheism is really worrying, especially the religion is child abuse (can't recall the exact instance but it's something she already said).

As always, she says that the world needs to know that the Wogglebug and the Frogman aren't gay. (talk about the Wogglebug to any normie and he'll tell you to take your meds)

The whereabouts of the plushies is still unknown. Please contact Crimestoppers' Genoma branch if you have any information.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fair beetles princesses, gentlebugs, let me put on my "Science doesn't care what you believe" t-shirt and my Flying Spaghetti Monster necklace, for we have a spectacular double feature:

Woggle-Vlog 173: A New Show on a New Channel​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZVgspwr7s
Woggle-Vlog 173： A New Show on a New Channel.mp4

Machine gun Cynthia is back at it again, out of left field

A bit of a jumbled v-log, welcome back to 2008 (I want my GameCube and shitty dorm back) as our Genoma Overlord decides to launch a new show, on a new channel, dedicated to atheism.

If such hard-hitting arguments such as "atheism is right and believers are wrong" does not sell it to you, please refer to the show's trailer.

Science vs. Scripture: Welcome to The Atheists Today Show​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g55aAJA6sqY
Science vs. Scripture： Welcome to The Atheists Today Show.mp4

Spoiler: Absolute cinema

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I'm really looking forward to the AI script being animated by Cynthia (if she's not dumb enough to re-iterate the WhimsicalWondersTube disaster).

This hyperfixation on the poor Alyssa and atheism is really worrying, especially the religion is child abuse (can't recall the exact instance but it's something she already said).

As always, she says that the world needs to know that the Wogglebug and the Frogman aren't gay. (talk about the Wogglebug to any normie and he'll tell you to take your meds)

The whereabouts of the plushies is still unknown. Please contact Crimestoppers' Genoma branch if you have any information.

Oh man, Cherie has delivered an early Christmas present to the Farms, as well as likely destroyed a good portion of her already limited fanbase for our amusement.

I wonder what has gotten her so steamed up about religion (in particular, Christianity) lately? First her scathing slapdown book about her former friend who dared to disagree with her that Wogglebug probably didn't hate Xians, and now literally casting out Christians from her fanbase, as "we all know they can't be trusted". I mean, holy shit we all knew she wasn't business or community savvy at all, but to just tell a probably sizable chunk of her fanbase and customer base to just get fucked, they aren't wanted is......wow.

Also, has she lost more teeth recently? I can only see one on the upper right of her frog-mouth any more. I thought she had a couple more until recently. I guess that technique of sugary food and drink with no dental hygene practiced has been working great as usual. I guess that's why she hasn't gotten a dental flipper yet, she's waiting until every tooth is rotted out of her head and going for the full dental replacement instead.

 

[NerdShamer]

I wonder what has gotten her so steamed up about religion (in particular, Christianity) lately?

Might be some gay Discord drama over someone's religion. Tards usually don't burn bridges like this unless they feel like they've been "betrayed" by something that's incredibly specific and they can't directly retaliate against them.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

A bit of a jumbled v-log, welcome back to 2008 (I want my GameCube and shitty dorm back) as our Genoma Overlord decides to launch a new show, on a new channel, dedicated to atheism.

I fucking love it. I would hug her...
...if it wasn't literally cow-touching...
...and if she was anywhere near me....
...and if she wasn't so hideous...
I had a big problem coming up with a story for Superior Wogglebug parody of her "Adventure in the Cartoon World" upcoming never-coming movie. The story summary for this great piece of cinematography is:

When Sylvie learns her favorite cartoons are about to be cancelled, Mr. Wogglebug goes into a magical TV set and interacts with the characters from various shows including Moscoe and Millie Mouse and Funny Bunny in their Toon City where they are in need of a plan to avoid eviction by their devious landlord Maldo Wolf. And a show about a Crazy Cat who is afriad of mice. And a jungle where two little koalas have just moved to and are finding it hard to fit in. Can Mr. Wogglebug find out how to bring harmony to all of these worlds and save them?

I knew I wanted to include Chill Cat. I considered Steamboat Willie's Captain. With this show (even if it only lasts for one episode, like most of Cherie's projects) not only I get a third show to parody but also a way to reintroduce my recurring villain Cheryl Harpy.

Might be some gay Discord drama over someone's religion. Tards usually don't burn bridges like this unless they feel like they've been "betrayed" by something and they can't directly retaliate against them.

Those same rules were in place when she first made her website and tried to form her fanclub and when she was still posting here, mentioning Christianity was a sure way to make her go into tardrage. Maybe it's cultural shift towards more traditional \ Christian values, maybe someone mentioned religion in her presence, maybe she saw something on TV or the Internet and she was reminded that she's The Avenging Atheist (it really was her handle on whygodwhy forum).
I believe it was mentioned that she hates Christianity because she was sent to some Christian summer camp and didn't like it there. That's our Cherie, the pettiest bitch on God's green earth.

 

[NerdShamer]

I believe it was mentioned that she hates Christianity because she was sent to some Christian summer camp and didn't like it there.

Yeah, that's sounds about right if she never really explained why she just hates one of the main religions of modern society instead of just one of the dozens of denominations of it.

 

[Picklechu]

I guess that's why she hasn't gotten a dental flipper yet, she's waiting until every tooth is rotted out of her head and going for the full dental replacement instead.

She has dentures, but I can't recall the last time we've seen her wearing them. They're almost as elusive as her bra.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Just more reused regurgitated old slop from the undisputed roach queen of reused regurgitated old slop

I do however sincerely hope and pray that this new character appears alongside Mr. Redditbug in some capacity in a future mainline Wogglebuglust Production...

Spoiler: ✝️

Where are the plushies @WogglebugLover?
#wogglebugisgay

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I do however sincerely hope and pray that this new character appears alongside Mr. Redditbug in some capacity in a future mainline Wogglebuglust Production...

Spoiler: ✝️

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Unfortunately Jesus Christ will not make an appearance in Superior Wogglebug series. While I'm not religious, I think I'm pushing it with Wogglebug and Frogman being devout Christians and also a gay couple. It doesn't need to be more offensive, at least not on this subject.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

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Just more reused regurgitated old slop from the undisputed roach queen of reused regurgitated old slop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCoziJyyGSw
I do however sincerely hope and pray that this new character appears alongside Mr. Redditbug in some capacity in a future mainline Wogglebuglust Production...

Spoiler: ✝️

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Where are the plushies @WogglebugLover?
#wogglebugisgay

I like the W-tits. They're an artistic masterpiece akin to using M's to represent birds in flight. Also wtf is that expression on its face?

 

[NerdShamer]

Also wtf is that expression on its face?

The sign of an Christian who's been force to abandon his religion to join the Wogglechurch at knifepoint