random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Osama Bin Laden]

"Suck my cock, that'll be the first cock you suck. Suck my penis right now!"

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

"ppl imitating scene fashion in the modern day is like fucking blackface"
@OwO What's This?

 

[Mat Zo]

"Since he like Boboiboy, he likes an idiot boy."

🐮 Lolcow Post in thread 'Khristian Alcantara'

Feb 23, 2015

His dream is to be one of the internet sensation

He will become one but in a negative way.

Also, more Bing maps idiocy.

https://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?v=2&pc=FACEBK&mid=8100&rtp=adr.~pos.14.5667_121.117_Jewelpet+Society+-+The+Perfect+Jewelpet+Community_Cainta,+Rizal&cp=14.5667~121.117&lvl=16&sty=r&rtop=0~0~0~&mode=D&FORM=FBKPL2&mkt=en-US


A quotation from a review on facebook in one of the links I lurked:
"Your love with Luea (Come on you banged a Jewelpet at least 5 times you filthy human)....In the end, you will just be ridiculed."
LMAO. I think...

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[KiwiFuzz2]

DO get plenty of rest, stay hydrated, don't spread it, and perhaps use a known helpful herb, DO NOT start cutting off your own flesh, rape women, drink bleach, sacrifice cats.

"A dweeby psychiatrist from the givernment tried to psychoanalyze me once. I called him a faggot and ate tendies with some French fries and a nice honey mustard."

Luckily I accidentally got someone pregnant, and I think that saved my life.

This is probably more accurate, but he said he'd roll up with a sword, which is peak street sam. Plus, people were volunteering to be clerics or wizards, and you don't know if someone is an orc, elf, or a dwarf over the Internet.

... says the typing dog.

You ask a lot of questions. You know who else asked a lot of questions? The decomposing body they found handcuffed after the shootout with the Nazi.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

1. Penis
2. Penis
3. Penis
4. Penis
5. Penis
6. Penis
7. Penis
8. Penis
9. Penis
10. Penis
11. Penis
12. Penis
13. Penis

 

[CallmeCicada]

what we really need is a zero community engagement community space where basically I write all the posts and write all the code and host the servers and pay for everything and nobody pays me and then I feature everything manually and everyone just comes here to bow before the shrine i built by myself for myself for free as a gesture of good will towards the entire human race so that they may bask in my glory and my interests singularly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The existence of the Kardashians makes me wish that the Armenian holocaust really did happen.

I would rather live a cheeseless life than having to eat vegan cheese.

Big it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia energy there

I think we have yet another honorific to add to the title of this thread. No longer just an aspiring brothel owner, he's now a-

Brothel Prince.

Somehow, despite an entire lifetime of being told otherwise, including through restraining orders, he thinks he's charming.

And he thought his butt knife photo would intimidate people.

This guy is so predictable and so self righteously angry all of the time that it’s hysterical. I’m at the point where I can see anything posted on Twitter and know what Pat’s response would be if he chooses to respond. And I’m talking about tweets to him, I mean any tweet at all.

I got my old main Twitter account hacked and it’s DOA. It gets absolutely no traction. So I decided to quote tweet him and he instantly responded me like that and blocked me.

Our memes are funnier thus we are correct. Sorry, but that's the way it is, faggot.

This is how I know this person is completely miserable. It's anger for the sake of anger. He has no vested interest in his hate; it's merely an outlet for his general dissatisfaction towards his milquetoast existence.

His future lies in obesity and its many complications.

you can see him going though the cycle of lusftul hope and optimism when he's trying to get her attention, to pure blind, unhinged, uncontrollable rage when she doesn't follow the script he's written in his head

Name your second and meet me with pistols at dawn sir, I will not suffer this insult lying down.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

I assume that he just wanted to jack off to someone reading the fanfiction and he just happened to pick the Obama voice without thinking about it.

Maybe he's fantasizing that Obama was his mom's bull and his mother's husband is just a cuck

I had a horrifying thought. Does he shit himself at his day job too?

Maybe he wishes shitting himself was his daily job

I’m anti social, not Semitic.

it's not everyday you get to use the phrase pants shitting retard and mean each word.

 

[frozen_runner]

PS: View attachment 8012908

I'm gonna go there with my based nigger hating waifu and open a ramen shop

Don’t be a nigger, make your own soup.

Suffer not the wireback to exist.

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

GUT RAPE (vegetable oil)

I wish we locked up Baked Alaska for 27 years for Jan 6th.

Untreatable Indian swamp ass

SCAPHISM FOR ANTHONY FAUCI LIKE HE DID TO THOSE PUPPIES

I hate pinaple on pizza, niggers and spiders. It is what makes me who I am.

I. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. CRYING. BROWN. PEOPLE!

Jokes on you Tarl I bought a circle of protection from an Etsy which years ago. Your magic is powerless against people who support small businesses.

my bbc is leaking

Brownoid detected. Weren't you indian or some other shitskin breed ? Please advise so I can use the proper slur.

The butthole is for pooping.

reddit go away

My ideal reddit would just be a 404 error with a picture of a janny hanging from a rafter.

What in the absolute shitfuck is an omnisexual? Fucking Tumblr.

Hitler being "anti jew" is ✡ deception tactics to cover their tracks

 

[obsdj]

"When you're working at that whore house I'ma go over and pay money to pump hot loads into your crawl! haha jk. It's called a pun, honey, look it up. " Fucking Cryano Re Tardgeac.

 

[DickMain]

"a great credit to American cheesemongers."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

you can email whoever you want big boy

 

[Aunt Carol]

The girl had to overcome incredible odds to end up this retarded.

You knew Jabba the Hutt? Oh, god, why can I see his nipples!?

You can check the records, I said this shit because I see the future and read the stars.

ETA: having read the post below I wish I could rate this post autistic.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

that whore of a wife has certainly taken a statute mile of Zulu penis

 

[soulless guarantee]

"If you think that pedophiles would fuck children you're wrong and you're the problem!!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Okay, I'm just gonna go out and say it; if you ever reference "Five hot dogs for dinner tonight!", you're getting fucking blocked.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...unes-dailycbmusic.226970/page-4#post-23149298

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I do like your monologue about secular Christmas and Jews, though.

It can always get gayer

fat men in dresses stick together like a lone Cheeto under a moob

The same Classic Firearms that had a website straight out of 1998 with weekly high school softball updates? It was a good Christian website and now the owner is hanging out with potential homosexual James Reeves at a strip club. Sad.

What an ass backwards way to grow up. Age 11 is around the time when i started to realize some kids aren't behaving weirdly because they are weirdos, they behave weirdly because they are fucking turkish.

 

[Tablet County]

I thought this would lead to the poop knife site. Glad I was wrong. Cool knife.

 

[Skitarii]

>be me
>romanian
>driving my flying car
>park car on the ground
>it's immediately stolen

 

[Cnidarian]

This is Borderlands 4 levels of unoptimized if this is just a relationship struggle snuggle and not an actual epic