random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

the fr*nch arent a race of humans they are humanoid frogs mutated by the same chemicals that make frogs faggots. the eiffel tower is a mind control device convincing women and faggots that paris (the piss capital of the world) is the greatest city in the world, laughable retarded even. the french have other brainwashing centers all over the world (the spikes on the crown of the statue of liberty, the eiffel tower in las vegas and all troughout their former empire for example). the serb race is a offshoot of this frog race however far less cunning and adept then there fr*nch cousins. in 1914 they tried to enslave the human race by convincing europe to destroy the only empire that could alone defeat the frog race the german empire. thankfully however america joined in and ruined their plans. all other future events to destroy america have been orcastrated by froggy controlled robots (hitler, ho chi minh, saddam, tojo etc etc) we must destroy the frog race and their broadcasting centers before it is too late

I just imagined being Chinese for a moment. Then I woke up in horror finding myself chewing on my cat while my dog was howling in despair knowing he was next.

Totally not asking for a friend:

How can a middle-aged man participate in a mosh pit and survive with less than four figures of medical debt?

Chinook time. I stayed behind to man the phones and do paperwork.

Kwang Hui, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Milton, please fly right seat. Everyone else, please assist Mike, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

GOT ANXIETY, GOT IT BAD/BOY I MISS THE DICK I HAD

 

[Big Nasty]

It's like, Plato's cave story or something, if Plato were a stupid asshole retard who hated lessons and people.

What the fuck is this thread? How and why do people find this jerk off worthy? Why is he peeing? How can a man possibly be straight and have his asshole blown so out severely it looks like a pussy? Why did I even watch this? Im scared

I always just think of him as a cryptid or some greater demon of butt sex.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You bait is gay and you are gay.

What is with the tendency of people to obsess over the dicks of men they hate? It's all they fucking think about. They wake up in the morning and immediately their minds are flooded with images of dicks. They think and talk about dicks all day. Then they go to bed and have dick dreams. The only healthy amount of hate-thinking about dicks per day is zero. All other numbers suggest - nay, confirm - varying magnitudes of mental illness.

They make all kinds of conclusions about things that can't be established from DNA. But we will get a thousand new books presenting theories about Hitler's dick and the holocaust.

It do be like that.

Speaking from experience, unsettled and rattled. Here I was minding my own business on the sidewalk in my own reverie of thoughts and some guy shocks me out of by yelling “SLUT” from a passing car.

 

[CobraPlissken]

You know what, I don't want to be gay anymore. Roblox Youtubers of all people have ruined it.

I love pussy now.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

As a man who married a ginger I have much empathy for those who get involved with alien creatures

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I never want to meet something that looks like it just crawled out of a gorilla's anus.

there should be a rule against Indians

In short, while Indians may have millions of fish in the sea to choose from in a single state, every fish is their cousin

 

[Clotso Coof]

the rest of the time, she broke more Islamic laws than the Crusaders sacking Constantinople.

Saleh obviously faced a lot of grief from his family the entire time for being in a relationship with a deli truck and Chantal literally got into a jihad for poaching a street cat.

 

[neger psykolog]

Those are fighting words. Eh, I know I'm going to lose. Everyone here has Autism.

 

[stupid frog]

You either die a progressive, or you live until tomorrow when you're a Nazi.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

What is the most FUCKABLE Pokemon in your opinion?

What is the most UNfuckable pokemon in your opinion

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

why the fuck are you arguing about the talmud?

I

am not

building

an ai brain

to detect child porn

i do not have the time, money, energy, or resources to build a computer brain that can detect child pornography

HERE in time for 2k !!

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

He doesn't like girls with big tits, numbnuts. That's the fucking problem. He likes children.

joshy josh what about talmudic perceptual fuzzyhash checkulation with integrated ai generated anti cp so whenever the gay pedo posts cp its instantly annihilated

You didn't use the word "retard" in there even once, no "nigger"s or "faggot"s either. Pretty impressive tbh

 

[monstrous bubo]

this man's entire life is just God shitposting

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have decided I am pro weed.

Weed implies fibers and fabrics. I dislike plastic. Plastic is a Chinese product. Hemp fibers is unironically American.


Call me autistic, but I see this and I think of ocean yards, salty seas, and freedom.

Wait, is this just a fictional scenario you cooked up in your head?

This is a man who thinks sending $1 to a woman will impress them.

I had a thought of making the final man a gorilla with a massive schlong, but I didn't want to burden the rest of the thread with that image.

I don't know I wouldn't pay anything for these "files". I would however pay for this painting because at least it's funny

Brief and unsatisfying, like sex with [whoever you irrationally dislike without actively hating].

Wow, women truly are stepping up their rape game.

Ditto might just be a degenerate sentient cum stain that gets off skin walking as other pokeniggas but at least it doesn't hyper obsess on one specific cunt.

I'm not even religious, but this makes me want them to burn in hell.

Why do people want this cup again?

Because it is shaped like a bear and people get to live out their primitive fantasy of sucking the warm, delicious life blood out of a living creature.

Gather 'round retards, I just put the kettle on.

Good Lord, what a freak.

no human being with a soul draws in this corporate of an artstyle of their own free will

 

[obsdj]

wtf happened to this thread while i was away lol, like a page or two ago i saw a fish with boobies

 

[Hitman One]

Jealous much? Keep seething, crippy boy.

The username makes this.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I like big
KIPPAHS AND I CANNOT LIE
ALL YOU OTHER GOYIM CAN'T DENY

NOOOO THE CHEM TRAILS ARE MAKING ME WATCH TROON PORN AND COMMITTING CRIME WHILE SAYING "Bro" NONSTOP NOOOOO!! DAMN YOU FEDS!

JD vance has basically everything going for him except the fact that he is fucking christianity into a pajeeta

Weed "culture" is so fucking obnoxious its proponents might as well sue you for not baking a large edibles cake.

Oh, I see. I'm a retard. That usually explains it. Thank you.

 

[PetiteFeet]

"Babies are born worshipping unknown gods"

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

(quoted post is the source, couldn't highlight the images within spoiler)

"not sure what happened yesterday, but a couple transphobes have been blocked"

"crazy that there are transphobes on here... go back to x dot com"

"not gonna go out of my way to read any drama but just gonna say, opening my site as a transphobe will explode your computer"