random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

I guess the lesson here is don't show your girlfriend pictures of "neo vaginas".

Meowing at your cats: normal and fun, especially when they meow back
Meowing for no reason: abnormal and retarded

 

[invisibult plus+]

I was going to stop and give the dashcam footage but I had to get them steaks so I won't ruin our Easter cookout.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Hey, nigglies

 

[TV's Adam West]

I didn't feel like looking at penises so I just banned the retard.

 

[Law]

The Thomas the Tank Engine fandom does not fuck around. I don't know about you, but I do not want to end up on their shitlist.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm afraid orniphrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred and sixty years ago, sir.

It's the type of lie a 7th grader tells at the lunch table after watching the latest star wars movie and daydreaming about the lightsaber fight scenes. It's not anything any sane person would willingly do.

I guess the lesson here, is don't show your girlfriend pictures of "neo vaginas".

Your waiter should whip out his dong (with his right hand) and push it into your "piping hot soup" balls deep to show you what a bitch you are.

I'd rather just put him above a water tank and play "Dunk the Retard."

Closest that greaseball fuck will ever get to a bath.

What a baffling physique. Rail thin but with an unmistakably male gut, massive hands, and a nascent eunuch hunch. He’s shaped like a Despicable Me character.

I still can't believe they've managed to cancel representation of a meteorological phenomenon that's existed for billions of years before humans.

They aren't even going after listeners of Trump-friendly country music bands. Instead, online leftists have this weird obsession with proving that the most vote-blue, cat-loving, pumpkin spice Live-Laugh-Love basic bitch white women in existence, i.e. Swifties, secretly want to cyanide Jews and gypsies.

Dang, just found out that some random age gap romcom shoujo manga that I read the first volume 12 years ago was finally fully translated. And after reading it I can assure you that it wasn't worth the time at all.

Hey, nigglies

By time of his death, he looked ill. Drugs and Yoko had worn him down.

It very clearly conveys the rank order of mascness of colours
brown > black > green > purple > blue

This is why when I have a black t-shirt on I am compelled to yell 'faggot fairy' to every man with a blue shirt I see on the street.

Holy shit, this is like a where's Waldo of "Can you find all the blasphemies in this picture?" and I'm not talking about the actual troons.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I did not have sexual relations with that PowerPoint presentation.

 

[Hitman One]

God this is horrific. I always regret coming to this board

 

[Hooked on phobics]

GIVE ME BACK MY REACT PERMISISONS NBOW

I'm fully onboard with resettling bovine refugees from india.

it’s the Indian equivalent of the Purge.

i am a "fat troon who gets off to humiliation"

 

[Megaton Punch]

Grandmothers aren't fungible.

 

[DickMain]

Read the thread dumbass

how about you eat my shit you fucking freak troglodyte faggot

 

[Pomniman]

he's clearly some kind of deranged pedophile and sexual hazard

 

[neger psykolog]

imagine seeing this Gunt in a walmart, on a screaming scooter that died under her weight, crying in a food court and bemoaning into her phone "i had a real toilet there!"

 

[DickMain]

To: Jeffrey Epstein [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Trump
Importance: High

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hopefully the lolcalves can grow into beautiful lolcows.

Ditto might just be a degenerate sentient cum stain that gets off skin walking as other pokeniggas but at least it doesn't hyper obsess on one specific cunt.

 

[Conan]

In Bikini Bottom, they actually have worms as dogs so

enjoy that mental picture

 

[DickMain]

whats all this i hear about trump sucking bill clinton's dick?, is that real?

 

[often puzzled]

Text of image reads:

In essence ,

Your Honor , my titties are being taken out of context

lmao
Also Kiwis
Who's Patrick Tomlinson ?? No dice on Google

 

[Aunt Carol]

Here he is pictured wearing a children's size 14 dress from Target. At least he got the most out of his team member discount.

Scat porn has been around for a looooooooong time, dude.

I dunno, where do you stick your dick in Cthulhu?

"hey man i need foreplay before you start sucking my cock"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

"Activate Windows" sign on the bottom right is a sign of a white man computer.