💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Bias Judge. said:
From Xitter user @notanicepiece. Not fat enough, but I appreciate the effort.

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McMitch said:
It’s a “bat’leth,” thank you.
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No child, it’s not.

It’s a rush to Patpost. I can see why he’s so addicted to it. Someone catches you in a mistake? Just deny it! Don’t like how a conversation is going, call them a child. There’s no way to explain, cajole, debate or convince the Patposter. He is entirely unassailable because no matter what reality might be, he can immediately deny it.

You think that’s a shitty way to live? You think bragging about knife fights and denying multiple police reports ever bothers him?

No child.

It. Doesn’t. Child.


I’m sorry @McMitch the lure of Patposting was too strong for me.
 
Gromit the Claymation Dog said:
Not fat enough indeed. What a bizarre glance into an alternate reality. Standing before me is indeed Patrick Tomlinson, and yet he is somehow, in this image, not a fat faggot with bitch tits. A strange machination of our modern technologies.
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He kind of looks like Bruce Campbell there, no?

"No stalker, I am not demonically possessed. You are. The ancient Sumerians know you are. Enjoy Deadites"
 
Divine right to rule said:
It makes him such an extremely ineffective narcissist, even random rednecks can smell out that he is full of shit.
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Oy, you bloody turnip, are you calling me a “random redneck”? I’ll have you know that I’m a trained knife fighter, child. Also apparently a cockney from the 1930s.
 
miss ethanol said:
"While you were enjoying prison, I studied the blade, child"
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Felony Guffaw Baiting, stalker. Enjoy prison.
rel=alternate said:
What is even a knife fight? I am guessing two people with knives fighting each other.

That's a pretty rare occurrence. You need to have two guys with knives willing to put their life in danger for some petty shit.

Now, assuming the knife fights did happen. Surely someone was injured right? There was a police report right? Or did Pat just assault people with a knife before running away?
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A knife fight is where one of the stalker children that's also somehow a Nazi is in Patrick's vicinity and he and his tactical folding knife must deal with them. He then deletes any evidence or eyewitness memories of said knife fights existing. Patrick is a greater threat than we realize.
grey area said:
If Pat ever had the balls to pull a knife on someone, he'd be the one getting stabbed with it.
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No, child. He wouldn't. He would use the pants-pissing terror a slobbering, lisping, obese troon armed with a Super Tough Guy Tactical Folding Knife (who went way too hard on the tits part of the transition) strikes into the hearts of people to hold them immobile until the police arrive.
neger psykolog said:
What's even the deal with them "enjoying" prison?
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I think this one is projection on his part. Lots of state-enforced activities that are supposed to help people, ensured diversity, all the gay sex someone could want, and lives concluding in a cage. How could Patrick think people wouldn't enjoy this?
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
God fatrick is so tough
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We chose to end our lives by not believing the lore.
 
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Laburnum said:
I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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It's the lucky ones who will enjoy prison, many stalker children are destined to fall before Patrick 'the blade' Tomlinson.
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Of course Fatrick gets into knife fights, he gets into one with his dinner every day, but no one cares about pork-on-pork violence
 
According to MPD Leslie never submitted a complaint about Patrick to them. So, she was SUPER harassed, but not so much that she'd want Pat to be arrested
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Hey guys, I haven't really been following the conclusion of this lawsuit with Leslie. Looking for a quick update, is Patrick Tomlinson still obese?
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Hey guys, I haven't really been following the conclusion of this lawsuit with Leslie. Looking for a quick update, is Patrick Tomlinson still obese?
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No, stalker child, he is not and never was. Stop doing that thing where you pretend you get to have opinions, little baby child. Enjoy prison!
 
AnOminous said:
She basically utterly bitched out. What a joke.
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So she's a big, fat-titted retard that talks a big game but will never follow through. Never would have guessed she and Patrick have so much in common. No wonder she makes him seethe.
 
I’ve been watching recent reuploads of Sports Show with Norm MacDonald (an objectively more masculine consumption of sports than anything Fatrick has ever done), and I’ve come to an observation that, through the jokes and scripts you can clearly tell when Norm is being sincere. Part of why Fatrick does not appreciate Norm, aside from Fatrick’s two-digit IQ rendering him unable to parse sarcasm, is the fact he has adapted to the worst Gen-Xer trait to reflexively reject any earnest opinion in an immature bid for an emotional defense mechanism.
 
I have never seen one quite as voracious as Pat, this is one of my favorite threads on the site. I wish him a long life, may he live in interesting times.
 
rel=alternate said:
What is even a knife fight? I am guessing two people with knives fighting each other.

That's a pretty rare occurrence. You need to have two guys with knives willing to put their life in danger for some petty shit.

Now, assuming the knife fights did happen. Surely someone was injured right? There was a police report right? Or did Pat just assault people with a knife before running away?
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It's the type of lie a 7th grader tells at the lunch table after watching the latest star wars movie and daydreaming about the lightsaber fight scenes. It's not anything any sane person would willingly do. Win or lose, it would be horrifying and all parties involved would do the best they could to never get into a situation like that ever again. It takes a hot 90 seconds to lose consciousness after severing an artery, so even if you "win", you could likely end up losing your life as well. Vid related, an *actual* knife fight.


(On mobile, idk how to download/archive Reddit posts)
 
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