random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CEO of Gay]

r/DontPutThatInYourAss - My son got this in his trick or treating bag.

 

[neger psykolog]

She just shit herself and wandered off... So, a normal stream from this end.

 

[make_it_so]

Edit for prosperity; Pedophile look and Hitler mustache are two separate things.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

That dude is 24! Dude looks like he's been following the Grateful Dead since the 60's.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's the same mass as nineteen flaccid penises.

If she has just finished fucking, why is there a remote control and an empty plate by her knee?

The woman was accused of murder by Italy and now shares a name with a mentally ill pooner.

I hope that when I die someone cares enough about me to put my corpse in a sleeping bag and decorate it with sparkly makeup for display in the back room.

"yeah totally looks cis let's get this over with I have golf"

Hoo, boy, if that gay pedophile delays my gold banner I’m gonna be MAD mad

None of this shit is properly formattet. Enjoy!

 

[Preacher ✝]

you guys are so fucking cringe. why the fuck are you arguing about the talmud?

I

am not

building

an ai brain

to detect child porn

 

[Harvey Danger]

when I tried to discuss the matter with banks and check reader companies they were in complete disbelief I was even trying this.

 

[neger psykolog]

I remember getting good laughs out of KF...why am I suddenly considering suicide on an hourly basis?

 

[Dead Lion]

"No I did not put my dick in that wall."

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If Hitler wanted you dead for being a coomer, then i have something in common with Hitler.

I'm not sure what's worse, being so sexually desperate that you rape a dog, or being so poor that you have to share your rape dog with other dudes.

I have also forwarded this to multiple friends. I’ve had two ‘I hate you’s ‘ already. Productive morning.

 

[stares at error messages]

"Countries are just sports teams for tax collectors." --stares at error messages

 

[BinaricHate]

you guys are so fucking cringe. why the fuck are you arguing about the talmud? just shut the fuck up for once if you have nothing to say.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Shit like this is why I don't give my children internet access.

Modern scholars are just applying the term to a more-appropriate genital situation. I dunno; can you reclaim a slur for someone else? "Here, you guys can use this."

Getting mad at Hallmark Christmas movies is such a nothingburger. Call me when they make a film with a Thai ladyboy beating people to death with his three foot long johnson.

The lie sounds like the exact kind of lie that someone who lies a lot but hasn't figured out how to lie would make.

It's wild how retarded these people are. When I was a kid I'd pick the Princess in SMB2 sometimes because she can glide. It never made me want to be a girl or traumatized me.

"Now, I'm not complaining. I mean I have straight up schizophrenia." and this is the type of person I'm supposed to view as a moral authority due to their diet, yes?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

It was the 70s. There wasn't much thinking involved, just a lot of cocaine.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Good thing i achieve climax via a dildo in my ass rather than my hands so it's not gay

 

[Clotso Coof]

Also never forget when she ate a retard donut at halloween that looked just like him

I guess shaving a womanly beard is halal, but you can't have tidy eyebrows or Mohammed rapes you in the afterlife.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

"You guys are middle school children. The type of children to get capped in a school shooting. Pumped up kicks, get these pumped up dicks." -@woodywoodpecker

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Kiwifarms is much more well-known: a forum that exists with the sole purpose of providing amusement by tormenting people.

this is a site that intentionally attempts to cause as much misery as possible to people for the sole benefit of entertainment.

This is a site that revels in the worst behaviour humanity can offer.

sourced from this reddit post, which was quoted in /r/TNOmod and the Reddit HOI4 modding community - When a subreddit for a video game mod turns to utter insanity's OP.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Yes. "Horse girl" is practically church code for "lesbian" in the midwest (or at least in Oklahoma).

Source: me, a lesbian/horse girl.

I find that most homosexual men I've known just go into the federal government.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Id really like to respond to as its an area of expertise of mine