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[Crunkle]

this is sheer and total incompetence even for a black man.

 

[Laburnum]

"I er ah need my opera, this church stays closed until I have my opera!"

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

Nov 7, 2025

the people who live in this area, that being the Fresno, Merced, Tulare, Merced counties are the SALT OF THE DANG EARTH, I cant say enough good things about it. If you hate California but you haven't come out to Tulare and meet some Almond farmers you dont know who your hating.

And yet the central valley has high rates of meth use, low rates of litteracy, and very high rates of STI's.

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[Ken Barlow]

No matter where you travel to, people will still think you're an autistic faggot and they'll probably be a lot less nice about it than we are in 2025.

 

[Spectate]

i would e-date someone from the kiwi farms

No fucking way a girl wrote this. There's just no fucking way. I REFUSE to think someone would fall for this. Some of y'all really need to touch grass, holy shit.

Nursing handjob is so fucking interesting

I think at this point, with the multiple threads, these two have to basically be common law married by now.

 

[Clotso Coof]

This stream would have been approximately as compelling if it had been 57 minutes of a dead body.

Chantal did not fall, she "flopped" into her bed as usual, which sounds like a sack of wet concrete hitting the ground. There was, however, the sound of food wrappers either on the floor or actually in her bed.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Then there's me, who's posted a fair few times about how I'd cornhole Dear Feeder (out of love and respect for this great gift of a website he's given us us).

 

[Aunt Carol]

My tax dollars are paying for this, so the result better be funny or I will demand a refund.

This tranny has almost certainly tried to larp as Jennifer Connelly reenacting the opening scene from Labyrinth at some point, a thought which I find very depressing.

"I don't believe in your fake sky daddy, you ignorant sheep! I only worship the gods from Marvel comics!"

We've seen what he likes, which is big, muscular animal things with giant genitalia and more limbs than normal. Children don't provide any of those things.

Can this really be considered kinky if your mask was from Party City and you stayed in WALMART JEANS?!

Dat yaoi body be spittin'

 

[Big Nasty]

He's just gonna jump in the weird sex pile and not ask any questions

Fucking with people on the Internet is about effort vs result, the less effort you put in the better the result looks.

Bro we're just here to watch a black guy jack off

 

[neger psykolog]

this image made me clean my room

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Picrew or catgirl avatar, pronouns in bio or status, links to all of their social media, and pages and pages of incoherent scrawlings about how uwu girly they are.

I keep getting DM offers about this. 'Quickies behind the walgreens for ten', whatever that means.

If I wanted those to be public, I wouldn't have sent them to you as a PRIVATE message.

"you don't even SUCK... DICK"

"I MAKE OVER 100,000 A YEAR"

This would've been 1978, the height of the serial killer scene.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"I'm gonna need a plastic bag to put over your fucking government fucking head in a courtroom"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Anyway for this one if you don’t into warhammer, Fulgrim is a primarch who is sworn to the tranny rape god. So he absolutely would want to be in a Discord. His genetic primarch abilities would allow him to simultaneously be groomer and groomee.

Mah grandaddy didn't die fightin those damn Al Qaedas at Okinawa for me to speak none of that Spanish talk, this thread is Murica, we speak 'Mercianese.

I already know what the messages are going to say, but I still really want to see them.

Ugh. It's the face. It's ALWAYS the face. It's always the dead soulless eyes. Once you see it you can't unsee it. Always activates an instant fight or flight response.

Another day, another tranny defending rape by deception

Wow, so she really has gone full-tilt crazy. One of those times when they say a picture is worth a 1000-word schizorant.

50 bucks he crushed on some girl in highschool that wear something like that. These people should just pay a hooker to dress up like a teen goth girl and fuck all their frustration out of their system. I'm sure 80% of these troonout cases can be cured this way.

If they just did what they said they were doing (trying to be left alone) I wouldn't have to hate them with the force of a thousand suns.

 

[krazy orange cat]

When I tried to look up Connor McGregor edibles, the first couple listings were for cake toppers. Little shirtless boxing gloves-raised McGregor cake toppers. Jesus Christ, Ireland, get your shit together.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Lowtax had charm and was quite intelligent.

 

[DickMain]

Am I supposed to blame microplastics?

Blame everything on the Rothschilds. It's what I do

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Showing up to this poop-festival was the worst decision of my life

I am only one man… I cannot defeat the combined power of 1.5 billion Indians who yearn for my destruction.

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Why don't you huwhite boys give up?

 

[Crex Crex]

Damn, they cooked an autistic child in front of his mother.

Wonderful, yet another reason for me to fear hospitals: random explosions.

Ever seen what happens when a Cheeto is thrown into an almost pure O2 environment?

LORD LAMBERT - THE FURRY PARADOX INTERACTIVE COMMUNITY AMBASSADOR WITH AN ENORMOUS EGO AND A PASSION FOR INCEST, UKRAINIAN NATIONALISM, GOBLIN TENTACLE RAPE AND IRISH HATE!

I’m ok with fat people dying.

I saw a startling number of YouTube ads that were just two niggerfaggots talking about reducing the stigma around AIDS.

One of Trumps biggest failings is not being racist

 

[JustSomeDong]

IM TRYING TO ERP WITH YOU
REPLY NOW OR IM CALLING KNUUL

Teaching our kids to bully trannies is my God given duty.
Even if I didn't have a God, I'd still do it.

 

[Mound Dweller]

its not a larp i am actually a national bolshevist