random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Imagine a rally with a hundred different souls bared on a hundred shirts, all at RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER levels of graphic design.

This whole build got nerfed after they let judges cast Detect Cocaine without any cooldown

You're an association of whores. A stable of prostitutes. A jam of tarts. A flourish of strumpets. A herd of harlots. Shit, at least hookers get paid for it

Can we just rename "cluster B" to demonic possession? Why is she amazing in bed? demonic possession? Why does she drain my soul and make me hate life? demonic possession. Why does everyone around me tell me to dump her and get the hell away from her? demonic possession

As you can see I am fine now and can type bad words on the internet as if my hands never fell off at all

Sausages rolls that are 95% bread should be banned and everyone who makes them like this should be subjected to a harrowing

 

[Spectate]

“Defending loli is morally justified.”

On grounds of the 1A, yes. As for the “Akemi cunny uooh” mention, its just a mention that its Akemi. Admittedly, I was still getting over a crush I had on her at the time.

Sorry Tacchi. (Tarlach, the reason I call you Tacchi on stream -Its “Tok-Key” not “Tah-Chi- is because I’ve been lurking with your antics and enjoyed your shitposting on the site. It’s a cute way to take the name Tarlach, take the “Ta” and remove the “arr” sound and you get Tach. Tac-Chi. And I just murdered the Kiwis with my disgustingly cringe joke. Tacchi is hands down my favorite shitposter, but Tacchi I thought you were better than this. I thought you were an art defender, not a genuine abuser. I’ve seen lolicons expose genuine pedophiles on Twitter/X. I thought we’d have a mutually beneficial friendship here. But if the allegations against you are true, well to quote Albert Wesker: “How disappointing”)

“Is David autistic? The answer to that is yes!”

Yes I am, and I have the basic social decency to be ashamed of it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Feel free to enjoy making fun of me. I’m a laughable person.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Horseshoe theory is not only real, but it's fucking gay.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now you have an image of an elephant on a tiny bicycle shouting at you for having the wrong opinion.

 

[supremeautismo]

Glad I’m not the only one who feels most productive and experiences the deepest flow when I’m LARPing weathering an inexplicably cozy societal collapse and imminent extinction

 

[Meat Target]

This site is slowly eroding my capacity to be a normal human being.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

“You better start believing in goon stories, you’re in one”

he literally has jacked off to almost every single deprave thing you can think of and now, trying to shut down free expression online is his latest sexual obsession.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wo ist das PROTEIN?

The only market for fat men in dresses jacking off is other fat men in dresses.

As a professional racist, I need my professionalism to be based on truth and facts.

If you view banks as a shambling decaying corpse that still vaguely resembles something that once held a purpose it's easier to figure out how to handle them.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thread's going so fast, nobody will see that I'm a nigger.

 

[Pedophobe]

The theme of today's entries is homosexual lust:

Gender bullshit is gay and retarded.

It's shit like this that makes me want to stop being gay.

This is by far the best gay fanfic weblog on the entire internet.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Why is she amazing in bed? demonic possession? Why does she drain my soul and make me hate life? demonic possession. Why does everyone around me tell me to dump her and get the hell away from her? demonic possession.

once I hit pre-algebra I ate shit and relied on multiple choice and cheating for the rest of the time I was in school, despite the fact that im decently smart (at least I think so lol)

I'm retired.

You misspelled retarded

It's not easy being an e-girl when you get Harvey Weinstein'd by Boogie1488 and it only boosts your career by like 20 viewers.

 

[Sammich]

Kanye West hung out with him for like three days and then started singing about sucking his cousins dick. That's the future of any party that includes fuentes: the cousin dick sucking party.

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

cut and run nigguh, get dat $2000 used honda civic

 

[Uncle Buck]

I really need to get off the internet. It’s starting to affect me negatively.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't even think this shit is entirely bad though, honestly. Probably better that you tele-fuck your wife then cheat on her at a conference 10 beers in

 

[Gentlebastard]

I almost envy posters like this; what must it be like, to be so unburdened by actual problems?

This fat idiot is evergreen. "You are not my liver. You are not my little brother. You are not my toilet. You are not me."

He typed all those tweets out, with his hooves, sitting hunched at a bar he is pretending to be an author at.

If you’ve ever read Archie, you’d know that it’s a typical harem anime where Betty, Veronica, and Jughead all want to fuck Archie, who canonically prays to god and strikes people with lightning.

I'm strapping you to the Ludovico chair and exposing you to vtubers and pewdiepie re-runs until your sense of humor improves.

He is the J.S. Bach of lolcows. Whether it's 200 cantatas or 2000 childings, it's the repetition of forms that allows each utterence to shine.

Imagine you course your way through daily life and still can't accomplish tasks that a drunk, high Taco Bell employee could at 2:00 AM without even missing a beat.

His disappointment was so amusing that it almost made me wish he could get it just to find a way to Jane Eyre his way into describing the misery of his complications

I don't know if there's a tilapia guilty of wicked enough crimes to deserve a fate in a tranny's fauxgina.

 

[Spectate]

i cannot report so i a,m doing this... he is sexually harassing me and planning gayops

@0 0 @ADHD @AltisticRight @CrunkLord420 @damian @Dr Naomi Hunter @Ellesse_warrior @Francis York Morgan @Hal @José Mourinho @notorietus @Pepper Jack @Pineapple Fox @REGENDarySumanai @Sammy @Secret Asshole @SteelPlatedHeart @The American Hedgehog @Thé au lait

 

[CallmeCicada]

my dad used to keep me in line by saying Obama was watching me through the light bulbs

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

listen dude, i don't care how annoying women are, i ain't turning gay because of it. I can't speak for you, queermo!!