Nice to Meet Y’all. You knew me as Nor, now you know me by (some) of my names.
(Also, sorry for the poor formatting, I’m functionally illiterate when it comes to this site, also, can you guide me to adjusting my PFP? I didn't see it as an option and I want to put my previous Twitter PFP of alt-color Lumine as the PFP)
Let me be clear here: I don’t actually hate the Farms, I just believe (and you may consider me mistaken) that it has gone downhill. I’m not exactly without basis I’m actually a long time anon of the Farms. I thought it needed to be taken down at the time because I’m a hothead who wanted to protect his friends. I honestly just want the site to improve, though again if you disagree with me on the state of the site, that’s fine. Hot Take: I’m not a fan of Null’s changes to the site, but I know my opinion on it is worth less than nothing, so I’ll give it rest.
Quite frankly, I’m not even sure why a deep dive is needed about me. Not exactly sure why I’m even worthy of such a thing. There are people far more deserving, But as I’m aware, you’re not my personal army, so I’ll leave it at that.
Also, lol at me being the typical phenotype.
As for why I’ve always remained an anon until this point: I felt like I wouldn’t be able to control my impulses. I don’t subscribe to the Tarlach philosophy of gayopping the thread. Only here to clarify certain things and answer questions if you care to have them. Twitter/X is my main website of operations.
“You either die a kiwi or live long enough to become a lolcow."
I mean, kinda yeah? Just that it turned out to be true in a way I didn’t expect. Ironic how it ended up being me in this regard. Might as well alter the Jojo reference going from “Jojo De Wa Nai! KONO DIO DA!” to “Kiwi De Wa Nai! KONO NOR DA!”
“Defending loli is morally justified.”
On grounds of the 1A, yes. As for the “Akemi cunny uooh” mention, its just a mention that its Akemi. Admittedly, I was still getting over a crush I had on her at the time.
“David annoucnes that he was raped as a child. He draws a line at photorealistic lolisho. Certain factions of lolicons would consider David an anti for that take.”
Cool, they can go ahead. I always stuck my neck out on lolicon issues based on 1A principles. The thing about the PROTECT Act was that it was gutted to reference the phrase “Indistinguishable from a child.”
I do not consider photorealism to be indistinguishable from children.
“David is a fan of @Kiss Alice / Donal Schulz. Hey Donal, you should be friends with David! Both of you are defenders of lolicon and both of you love Hyperdimension Neptunia!”
Now I’m not gonna let that fucking slide. Considering me a mere fan of Neps. XD
Sorry but Tarlach could NEVER have my stats with the series. XD
Here, since you already have my PSNProfiles account, I may as well link things for context: https://psnprofiles.com/DEAD4346?search=Nep
Yes, I genuinely like the series, as I find the characters and story engaging. Though my fanhood has lessened over the years as I’ve seen the decline.
Well that and seeing Tarlach's thread made me wanna vomit. I’m genuinely reconsidering my stance on supporting him.
Sorry, but due to my own reasons, I can’t stomach a person who may likely have abused his sister. Sorry Tacchi. (Tarlach, the reason I call you Tacchi on stream -Its “Tok-Key” not “Tah-Chi- is because I’ve been lurking with your antics and enjoyed your shitposting on the site. It’s a cute way to take the name Tarlach, take the “Ta” and remove the “arr” sound and you get Tach. Tac-Chi. And I just murdered the Kiwis with my disgustingly cringe joke. Tacchi is hands down my favorite shitposter, but Tacchi I thought you were better than this. I thought you were an art defender, not a genuine abuser. I’ve seen lolicons expose genuine pedophiles on Twitter/X. I thought we’d have a mutually beneficial friendship here. But if the allegations against you are true, well to quote Albert Wesker: “How disappointing”)
(BTW I had called Null a pedophile based on Tarlach’s information on the guy, so my bad)
(Also, yes I’m a fan of that GIF. XD)
“Nor, "normal people" are horrified at the mere thought of lolicon. The average person is extremely grossed out by it. Also, lolicons are terminally online ones.”
Strange. That is NOT the feedback I get from people. I talk about my debates on the subject matter entirely and the people I talk to in my life, seem to be fine with it.
“Is David autistic? The answer to that is yes!”
Yes I am, and I have the basic social decency to be ashamed of it.
That’s a huge part of why I liked VTards. It feel like I saw a group of people laughing with me, not at me.
“Despite all of this, David doesn't consider himself a lolicon.”
I indeed still don’t. I’m always the eldest of my family wherever I got. I’m always the responsible type of person (including why I’m here, because of a certain situation, I got harassed irl, and so now I’m panicking, worrying about such a situation repeating) so I tend to prefer ladies who seem wiser or more mentally mature than I.
“David previously had three now banned Twitter accounts: "cottingridge, TheIconoclasti4 and "MMan346"
LOL waaay more than three, but I shall stop because I don’t want to come across as being a sperg who thinks too highly of himself. I have the basic decency to know that I’m just a speck of dust In this cosmic oblivion. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t reference Xavier here.
“Not only that, he strangely has his gender set as "rather not say."
That’s because I struggle with splitting. My psychological state is inherently fragmented, so yes I am one of those “mentally ill” types. Thanks for sharing I guess.
“He also links to a Pawoo account. What is Pawoo? At first I didn't know, but thankfully this site has a thread about it.
Now, his account looks fairly abandoned with only two posts from 2020. But it's still strange that he had an account on there.”
I don’t understand what this means. Can someone run this whole “Pawoo” by me? This is a Pixiv thing that artists use. They usually use it as a site to boost their works.
“David has wrote fan fiction, with two published pieces! I haven't read them, but here are the titles for them. Link / Archive / Link / Archive
The material is rated as mature and adult. If someone wants to give it a go, then go ahead and share anything funny.”
It really isn’t worth a read. Its not something y’all would find particularly good. I'm working on original content atm, 3rd book in my novel. Yes, I'm aware that no one cares, but I do. For whatever that's worth.
As for the fansly thing, I believe I originally intended it as a backup site.
As for the Paypal, yeah I’m technologically illiterate and didn’t consider the notion that people may use it as an exploit.
Also, not sure how you got my “holyanime” account on your site, since I myself can’t get to unlock it, but hey man. If you’re able, I’d like to find a way to get back into it.
“>Admit? I STILL watch it, and do so with pride. I will fight and die in wars to keep my futa porn.
>You have not truly lived life, until your organs are rearranged by cocks so massive that they're almost as long as you.”
Okay, to be fair. I do find this funny and consistently engagement bait with people. I don’t really consider this as particularly serious. I mean, ffs man, futas aren’t real.
“He probably has a porn addiction.”
Not really. My addiction is copious amounts of Coke Zero/Cherry Coke Zero (Think anywhere between 2-4 Liters a day) now you might be thinking “Nor, you can have both.”
And I’d agree with ya, but no I don’t.
As previously mentioned, I don’t know why you find me fascinating enough to post these things. Usually, you guys typically post lolcows because they’re interesting, but I’m anything but. I’d argue I’m just a generic, bald, debate bro, neckbearded old man. If anything, my inclusion in all of this is kinda proving my point about the downfall of Kiwi Farms. You’re starting to catalogue absolute nobodies while seething over the nobodies. Hell, the guy whose thread I am mentioned in, isn’t really worth calling a cow.
He's cringe, sure, but he’s not exactly cow material. Okay, I seriously need to stop talking on this matter. It really isn’t particularly productive and only serves to tick you guys off. What I’m getting at now, is both Kodiak and I are uninteresting people.
Hell, the only interesting person in this thread for you to be fascinated by is Starcat as Starcat is an incredibly wholesome person.
Also previously mentioned, I’m mainly here out of panic due to said past event where people in my life were harassed. I originally wanted to just be an anon, because I don’t trust my impulsivity.
Feel free to enjoy making fun of me. I’m a laughable person. As a long time anon, I know I’m here forever.
I humbly request leaving it at mockery, as I’ve seen posts that say they only do this information for mockery.
No one is above mockery, and if it brings you joy to mock me, all the better. I am just a cringelord dude doing politics because its what I can do.
We all have our things that contribute to the world. I’ll only be around, or at least by intention, to answer any questions. I already have a Twitter addiction, I don’t need an addiction to another site that is an absolute rabbit hole of things.
And since y’all already know my name, let me be a little bit cheeky:
David Burch 2026.
(Also, sorry for the poor formatting, I’m functionally illiterate when it comes to this site, also, can you guide me to adjusting my PFP? I didn't see it as an option and I want to put my previous Twitter PFP of alt-color Lumine as the PFP)
Let me be clear here: I don’t actually hate the Farms, I just believe (and you may consider me mistaken) that it has gone downhill. I’m not exactly without basis I’m actually a long time anon of the Farms. I thought it needed to be taken down at the time because I’m a hothead who wanted to protect his friends. I honestly just want the site to improve, though again if you disagree with me on the state of the site, that’s fine. Hot Take: I’m not a fan of Null’s changes to the site, but I know my opinion on it is worth less than nothing, so I’ll give it rest.
Quite frankly, I’m not even sure why a deep dive is needed about me. Not exactly sure why I’m even worthy of such a thing. There are people far more deserving, But as I’m aware, you’re not my personal army, so I’ll leave it at that.
Also, lol at me being the typical phenotype.
As for why I’ve always remained an anon until this point: I felt like I wouldn’t be able to control my impulses. I don’t subscribe to the Tarlach philosophy of gayopping the thread. Only here to clarify certain things and answer questions if you care to have them. Twitter/X is my main website of operations.
“You either die a kiwi or live long enough to become a lolcow."
I mean, kinda yeah? Just that it turned out to be true in a way I didn’t expect. Ironic how it ended up being me in this regard. Might as well alter the Jojo reference going from “Jojo De Wa Nai! KONO DIO DA!” to “Kiwi De Wa Nai! KONO NOR DA!”
“Defending loli is morally justified.”
On grounds of the 1A, yes. As for the “Akemi cunny uooh” mention, its just a mention that its Akemi. Admittedly, I was still getting over a crush I had on her at the time.
“David annoucnes that he was raped as a child. He draws a line at photorealistic lolisho. Certain factions of lolicons would consider David an anti for that take.”
Cool, they can go ahead. I always stuck my neck out on lolicon issues based on 1A principles. The thing about the PROTECT Act was that it was gutted to reference the phrase “Indistinguishable from a child.”
I do not consider photorealism to be indistinguishable from children.
“David is a fan of @Kiss Alice / Donal Schulz. Hey Donal, you should be friends with David! Both of you are defenders of lolicon and both of you love Hyperdimension Neptunia!”
Now I’m not gonna let that fucking slide. Considering me a mere fan of Neps. XD
Sorry but Tarlach could NEVER have my stats with the series. XD
Here, since you already have my PSNProfiles account, I may as well link things for context: https://psnprofiles.com/DEAD4346?search=Nep
Yes, I genuinely like the series, as I find the characters and story engaging. Though my fanhood has lessened over the years as I’ve seen the decline.
Well that and seeing Tarlach's thread made me wanna vomit. I’m genuinely reconsidering my stance on supporting him.
Sorry, but due to my own reasons, I can’t stomach a person who may likely have abused his sister. Sorry Tacchi. (Tarlach, the reason I call you Tacchi on stream -Its “Tok-Key” not “Tah-Chi- is because I’ve been lurking with your antics and enjoyed your shitposting on the site. It’s a cute way to take the name Tarlach, take the “Ta” and remove the “arr” sound and you get Tach. Tac-Chi. And I just murdered the Kiwis with my disgustingly cringe joke. Tacchi is hands down my favorite shitposter, but Tacchi I thought you were better than this. I thought you were an art defender, not a genuine abuser. I’ve seen lolicons expose genuine pedophiles on Twitter/X. I thought we’d have a mutually beneficial friendship here. But if the allegations against you are true, well to quote Albert Wesker: “How disappointing”)
(BTW I had called Null a pedophile based on Tarlach’s information on the guy, so my bad)
(Also, yes I’m a fan of that GIF. XD)
“Nor, "normal people" are horrified at the mere thought of lolicon. The average person is extremely grossed out by it. Also, lolicons are terminally online ones.”
Strange. That is NOT the feedback I get from people. I talk about my debates on the subject matter entirely and the people I talk to in my life, seem to be fine with it.
“Is David autistic? The answer to that is yes!”
Yes I am, and I have the basic social decency to be ashamed of it.
That’s a huge part of why I liked VTards. It feel like I saw a group of people laughing with me, not at me.
“Despite all of this, David doesn't consider himself a lolicon.”
I indeed still don’t. I’m always the eldest of my family wherever I got. I’m always the responsible type of person (including why I’m here, because of a certain situation, I got harassed irl, and so now I’m panicking, worrying about such a situation repeating) so I tend to prefer ladies who seem wiser or more mentally mature than I.
“David previously had three now banned Twitter accounts: "cottingridge, TheIconoclasti4 and "MMan346"
LOL waaay more than three, but I shall stop because I don’t want to come across as being a sperg who thinks too highly of himself. I have the basic decency to know that I’m just a speck of dust In this cosmic oblivion. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t reference Xavier here.
“Not only that, he strangely has his gender set as "rather not say."
That’s because I struggle with splitting. My psychological state is inherently fragmented, so yes I am one of those “mentally ill” types. Thanks for sharing I guess.
“He also links to a Pawoo account. What is Pawoo? At first I didn't know, but thankfully this site has a thread about it.
Now, his account looks fairly abandoned with only two posts from 2020. But it's still strange that he had an account on there.”
I don’t understand what this means. Can someone run this whole “Pawoo” by me? This is a Pixiv thing that artists use. They usually use it as a site to boost their works.
“David has wrote fan fiction, with two published pieces! I haven't read them, but here are the titles for them. Link / Archive / Link / Archive
The material is rated as mature and adult. If someone wants to give it a go, then go ahead and share anything funny.”
It really isn’t worth a read. Its not something y’all would find particularly good. I'm working on original content atm, 3rd book in my novel. Yes, I'm aware that no one cares, but I do. For whatever that's worth.
As for the fansly thing, I believe I originally intended it as a backup site.
As for the Paypal, yeah I’m technologically illiterate and didn’t consider the notion that people may use it as an exploit.
Also, not sure how you got my “holyanime” account on your site, since I myself can’t get to unlock it, but hey man. If you’re able, I’d like to find a way to get back into it.
“>Admit? I STILL watch it, and do so with pride. I will fight and die in wars to keep my futa porn.
>You have not truly lived life, until your organs are rearranged by cocks so massive that they're almost as long as you.”
Okay, to be fair. I do find this funny and consistently engagement bait with people. I don’t really consider this as particularly serious. I mean, ffs man, futas aren’t real.
“He probably has a porn addiction.”
Not really. My addiction is copious amounts of Coke Zero/Cherry Coke Zero (Think anywhere between 2-4 Liters a day) now you might be thinking “Nor, you can have both.”
And I’d agree with ya, but no I don’t.
As previously mentioned, I don’t know why you find me fascinating enough to post these things. Usually, you guys typically post lolcows because they’re interesting, but I’m anything but. I’d argue I’m just a generic, bald, debate bro, neckbearded old man. If anything, my inclusion in all of this is kinda proving my point about the downfall of Kiwi Farms. You’re starting to catalogue absolute nobodies while seething over the nobodies. Hell, the guy whose thread I am mentioned in, isn’t really worth calling a cow.
He's cringe, sure, but he’s not exactly cow material. Okay, I seriously need to stop talking on this matter. It really isn’t particularly productive and only serves to tick you guys off. What I’m getting at now, is both Kodiak and I are uninteresting people.
Hell, the only interesting person in this thread for you to be fascinated by is Starcat as Starcat is an incredibly wholesome person.
Also previously mentioned, I’m mainly here out of panic due to said past event where people in my life were harassed. I originally wanted to just be an anon, because I don’t trust my impulsivity.
Feel free to enjoy making fun of me. I’m a laughable person. As a long time anon, I know I’m here forever.
I humbly request leaving it at mockery, as I’ve seen posts that say they only do this information for mockery.
No one is above mockery, and if it brings you joy to mock me, all the better. I am just a cringelord dude doing politics because its what I can do.
We all have our things that contribute to the world. I’ll only be around, or at least by intention, to answer any questions. I already have a Twitter addiction, I don’t need an addiction to another site that is an absolute rabbit hole of things.
And since y’all already know my name, let me be a little bit cheeky:
David Burch 2026.
