💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

At the end he says the "only" thing he didn't add was lettuce...despite the thumbnail showing lettuce, tomaters, and peppers I think, and overall looking miles better than his end product. False advertising as usual.

Old habits, just like Jack himself, die hard. It's a stolen thumbnail. https://nickskitchen.com/homemade-crunchwrap-supreme/

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If Jack does more than incompetently rip off tiktok videos in the course of essentially presenting another chili month of pressure-cooked examples of intestinal parasite cleanses, he'll have exceeded my expectations.

But he did a "Back to Basics" month several years back and it was all bullshit and shortcuts.

Even when he tries to do it properly he still fucks it up.

 

[desudesu]

Apparently there's a bunch of unfunny weens (likely assembled from Youtube comments), that has been actively trying to cowtip/aggravate Jimmy during his streams and doing gayops on Jimmy's discord since early this year. It's the reason we are getting significantly less of Jagoff on the "podcast" now. Fucking retards.

Edit: Found out it's this loose bunch of individuals that orbit around Jimmy hard (called the Janet crew or something), to the point it is like an obsession. Ironic, given that Jagoff is the "star" of the show rather than Jimmy. They've stupidly enough phonebooked themselves while doing it too. I could post their retarded antics and phonebooks here but it'll take a bit of effort. This is playing out exactly like the Praetor bunch that's making Chris-chan doubly-unfunny now.

 

[Bassomatic]

Man, soup is a food group. I love soup. French onion to Tom Yum, I love me some soup. It's comforting. Jack doing some retard shit like water, jerky and snezzingz.

It'll be like when you were drunk with ramen noodles and a handful of stolen sauce packets in college, but he's gonna act like it's health food.

Semi soup related, I'm on a cut working out and my hippy friend got me started just drink a warm cup of chicken bone broth for breakfast. I do suffer no caffeine but I feel fine and "full" till lunch. Cheap super healthy and actually pretty tasty, just a little soup related food tip because all of us hate Jack and one of those reasons is WE like food.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Going after Jimmy when Jack is right there is an interesting choice.

a warm cup of chicken bone broth for breakfast

This will sound weird to almost everyone, but if you make your own, you can get the bones so soft that you can eat them. Like the cartilage, they’re extremely nutritionally rich and satiating, plus especially beneficial to skin, hair and nails. You can either do a 24 hour bone broth on the stovetop or a few hours in the Instant Pot or other pressure cooker. (I save all the bones and cartilage from meals and stash them in the freezer until I’m ready to make the broth. You can also get bones from the butcher and many supermarkets.)

 

[Tiresome]

This will sound weird to almost everyone, but if you make your own, you can get the bones so soft that you can eat them.

I love me a good stock as much as anyone, but I'm not Donner Party levels of winter soupmaking yet.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

"Viral Recipe". Nigga this was Viral like 2-3 years ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ACtx91qvE1s

This motherfucker is still undercooking ground beef? Seriously? Around 4:29 in this video you can clearly see pink in his meat.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Apparently there's a bunch of unfunny weens (likely assembled from Youtube comments), that has been actively trying to cowtip/aggravate Jimmy during his streams and doing gayops on Jimmy's discord since early this year. It's the reason we are getting significantly less of Jagoff on the "podcast" now. Fucking retards.

Edit: Found out it's this loose bunch of individuals that orbit around Jimmy hard (called the Janet crew or something), to the point it is like an obsession. Ironic, given that Jagoff is the "star" of the show rather than Jimmy. They've stupidly enough phonebooked themselves while doing it too. I could post their retarded antics and phonebooks here but it'll take a bit of effort. This is playing out exactly like the Praetor bunch that's making Chris-chan doubly-unfunny now.

Aw fuck me, these kids and their cowboy shit.

Jimmy is such a profoundly uninteresting side character. Leave the poor prick alone. For that matter leave Jack alone too (but hey, baby steps). Jimmy already has to deal with Jack IRL - isn't that punishment enough?

I say post it when you can if you can. Call them the dammit janets.

This motherfucker is still undercooking ground beef? Seriously? Around 4:29 in this video you can clearly see pink in his meat.
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That reminds me, nice guy Rob uploaded a video with some ground beef for Salisbury Steak a few days ago. He cooked the beef.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Semi soup related, I'm on a cut working out and my hippy friend got me started just drink a warm cup of chicken bone broth for breakfast. I do suffer no caffeine but I feel fine and "full" till lunch. Cheap super healthy and actually pretty tasty, just a little soup related food tip because all of us hate Jack and one of those reasons is WE like food.

Ain't nothing wrong with a cup of broth as a bit of a pick me up. It's why we never throw away any bones and any bits and bobs when trimming stuff. They all go into freezer bags and get pulled out to make broth every so often.

Going after Jimmy when Jack is right there is an interesting choice.


This will sound weird to almost everyone, but if you make your own, you can get the bones so soft that you can eat them. Like the cartilage, they’re extremely nutritionally rich and satiating, plus especially beneficial to skin, hair and nails. You can either do a 24 hour bone broth on the stovetop or a few hours in the Instant Pot or other pressure cooker. (I save all the bones and cartilage from meals and stash them in the freezer until I’m ready to make the broth. You can also get bones from the butcher and many supermarkets.)

The bones get all crumbly at that point and have an unfortunate texture to them.

The way you know your broth is ready? Take one of the bones out and if you can break it easily in two with barely any pressure you've basically sucked out all the collagen from it. Half the times it just crumbles between your fingers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The bones get all crumbly at that point and have an unfortunate texture to them.

It’s definitely not for everybody, but good seasoning turns it into a real cook’s treat. (If your grandparents spent their young lives in extreme poverty and passed all their waste-free ways on to you, you’ll be inclined to love it. But scions of rich families can enjoy it too.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Panicking over another state he doesn't live in



Screeching about Tylenol



Ironic Jack posts this when he gets mad about any language other than English among other things

 

[AnOminous]

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God what a cum guzzling homo Jack is. That is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Point Emerging]

"Viral Recipe". Nigga this was Viral like 2-3 years ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ACtx91qvE1s

It's crazy work that mans still can't make any part of this fuckin' thing correctly. Imagine you course your way through daily life and still can't accomplish tasks that a drunk, high Taco Bell employee could at 2:00 AM without even missing a beat.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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I hate hate HATE this neutered, mealy-mouthed way of talking people have been social credit scored into using. The future fucking sucks. /MATI

Maybe this bald, smug-looking c*cksucker can find a way to prevent baldness. Probably by fingering his own ass twice a week (studies show).

Ironic Jack posts this when he gets mad about any language other than English among other things

When has Jack ever talked about what he has in common with others? He occasionally makes some guttural noises about Christianity so he can assume he has some common ground with hundreds of millions of Christians; he hates taco people so he assumes commonality with tens of millions of pro-ICE MAGAs and....what else? Everything else he mush-to-texts online is about hate and division.

Jack, just make cooking and scooty puff on the go videos. It's what you do best.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

When has Jack ever talked about what he has in common with others? He occasionally makes some guttural noises about Christianity so he can assume he has some common ground with hundreds of millions of Christians; he hates taco people so he assumes commonality with tens of millions of pro-ICE MAGAs and....what else? Everything else he mush-to-texts online is about hate and division.

Jack, just make cooking and scooty puff on the go videos. It's what you do best.

This is a guy who blew a gasket when a fellow Christian said they celebrate Christmas through Epiphany. It's "not in the Bible" therefore not legitimate. He doesn't even think Catholics are Christians. Then today he posts a "morning moment" where he says "do what makes you happy, don't listen to others". Sounding a bit woke there, Jack!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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His penis hasn't worked in over 10 years so what the fuck is he going on about?

The closest he's gotten to an orgasm is when he sucks off Hammy's bull to get him ready then sits in the corner trying to will his dick back to life like Marky Mark did in Boogie Nights.

This is a guy who blew a gasket when a fellow Christian said they celebrate Christmas through Epiphany. It's "not in the Bible" therefore not legitimate. He doesn't even think Catholics are Christians. Then today he posts a "morning moment" where he says "do what makes you happy, don't listen to others". Sounding a bit woke there, Jack!

And Christmas isn't in the bible either so I don't know what he's angy about. First time it was celebrated on Dec 25th was in 336 AD.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The closest he's gotten to an orgasm is when he sucks off Hammy's bull to get him ready then sits in the corner trying to will his dick back to life like Marky Mark did in Boogie Nights.

Another great reason never to watch porn is because it eliminates the risk of happening upon the soul-extinguishing sight of Jack and Hammy sharing BBC.

 

[Lactose tolerant]

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He faps with his stroke hand at least 21 times a month.

 

[densedance]

I get you. No doubt Jack deserves what he's getting because he's got more fat in his skull than brains. If Jack had some actual help, he'd have some semblance of recovery, but the delusional fuck is beyond redemption.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

His penis hasn't worked in over 10 years so what the fuck is he going on about?

The closest he's gotten to an orgasm is when he sucks off Hammy's bull to get him ready then sits in the corner trying to will his dick back to life like Marky Mark did in Boogie Nights.


And Christmas isn't in the bible either so I don't know what he's angy about. First time it was celebrated on Dec 25th was in 336 AD.

If I remember correctly, Jack was asked about multiple Christian holidays and events that he celebrates that are not specifically mentioned in the Bible. He ignored that question and reiterated that he has read the Bible like 8 times so he knows everything about it. It was then explained to him that holidays and events are based on Biblical information. He still refused to accept any of it and continued to bitch.

He has the biblical understanding of a kindergartner and without people telling him what to think he cannot function. He's the prototype for the typical evangelical American Christian.