💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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mrfresh said:

This is his music playlist on YouTube, he has added some trendy new songs within the past 5 months so I guess he still uses that channel.
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I'm certainly surprised he listens to 90/00s divorced dad rock. Powerman 5000, Filter, Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, RHCP, Foo Fighters, Incubus, etc. And then he's got gay shit like Blondie and Mike Posner.
 
break these cuffs said:
I can't picture Pat listening to music. I think he might put music on and sit there thinking about stalker childs, I just don't think he has the cognitive and emotional understanding necessary to appreciate music in any normal capacity. He knows humans listen to music and it can be powerful for a lot of people, but it just flies completely past him because his room temperature IQ and autism.

I've watched youtube videos of people playing music for cows and elephants or whatever and I don't think Pat rises to even their level of appreciation.
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I doubt Piggy could understand the broad strokes meaning of "Wake me up when September ends" let alone something that needs a little time to chew on like "Foreclosure of a Dream", and that's just two ideas off the top of my head.

Maybe I've given Fatty too much credit. I think even Spooky Scary Skeletons might be beyond him.
 
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Jizzrag said:
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I feel like at some point I should have found his shtick tiresome or boring, but I have not, and I love it, maybe even more than several years ago when I first found out he exists.

This fat idiot is evergreen. "You are not my liver. You are not my little brother. You are not my toilet. You are not me."

He typed all those tweets out, with his hooves, sitting hunched at a bar he is pretending to be an author at.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
I feel like at some point I should have found his shtick tiresome or boring, but I have not, and I love it, maybe even more than several years ago when I first found out he exists.

This fat idiot is evergreen.
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He is the J.S. Bach of lolcows. Whether it's 200 cantatas or 2000 childings, it's the repetition of forms that allows each utterence to shine.
 
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break these cuffs said:
I can't picture Pat listening to music. I think he might put music on and sit there thinking about stalker childs, I just don't think he has the cognitive and emotional understanding necessary to appreciate music in any normal capacity. He knows humans listen to music and it can be powerful for a lot of people, but it just flies completely past him because his room temperature IQ and autism.

I've watched youtube videos of people playing music for cows and elephants or whatever and I don't think Pat rises to even their level of appreciation.
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Rick seems like he's the kind of guy who would unironically listen to songs from the local 00s buttrock radio station. Not because he likes the songs, not because he likes the genre, but because Cool Car Guys listen to it in his mind. He doesn't enjoy the music- it's like his equivalent to the songs playing in the grocery store. It's all for his image. If you asked him to tell you what song he just listened to, he couldn't.
 
GreenTips said:
I'm certainly surprised he listens to 90/00s divorced dad rock. Powerman 5000, Filter, Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, RHCP, Foo Fighters, Incubus, etc. And then he's got gay shit like Blondie and Mike Posner.
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I feel like Powerman 5000 deserves better than to be in this list.
 
AnOminous said:
How does a dude even look like this?
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Look how FAT he is! He's a fatass. He's a fat fuck. He's a FATTYPANTS. Even his fat face is fat.

And this is the fat bastard who will fatly tell you no child, I am not obese by any medical standard, while staring at you fatly with his fat eyes in his fat face that he can barely see out of because even the fat face flesh around his eyes is so fat it is fatly crushing the area around his fat eyeballs while his fat mouth is fatly blurting and gayly lisping out these fat, gay words.
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Not only is he fat, his mouth is so seemingly wide it wouldn't surprise anyone if his head moved like the Canadian characters from South Park when he talked.

I mean, it definitely does when he eats, but he's usually not trying to communicate at those times.
 
mrfresh said:

This is his music playlist on YouTube, he has added some trendy new songs within the past 5 months so I guess he still uses that channel.
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Holy shit, Bobaflex, that takes me fucking back. I was a roadie for a band that toured with them decently often, so it fills me with dread to know there's a nonzero chance I've been at a concert with Pat before.
 
Markorian said:
Holy shit, Bobaflex, that takes me fucking back. I was a roadie for a band that toured with them decently often, so it fills me with dread to know there's a nonzero chance I've been at a concert with Pat before.
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Do you really think Fat has ever been to a concert? The only places he ever goes are to the bar to get even more drunk and fat, and baseball games to pretend to be a Cool Manly Sports Guy while he gets drunk and fat.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
I feel like at some point I should have found his shtick tiresome or boring, but I have not, and I love it, maybe even more than several years ago when I first found out he exists.

This fat idiot is evergreen. "You are not my liver. You are not my little brother. You are not my toilet. You are not me."

He typed all those tweets out, with his hooves, sitting hunched at a bar he is pretending to be an author at.
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It really is the funniest thing in the world. “You are not ghosts” “you are not me” “you are not a toilet” made me laugh so much.
 
BigPeanut said:
It really is the funniest thing in the world. “You are not ghosts” “you are not me” “you are not a toilet” made me laugh so much.
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Imagine how low an IQ you would have to have to tell someone, in public, that they are not a toilet. He actually felt that was something he needed to say.
 
A.P. Hill said:
Do you really think Fat has ever been to a concert? The only places he ever goes are to the bar to get even more drunk and fat, and baseball games to pretend to be a Cool Manly Sports Guy while he gets drunk and fat.
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Yes he made a post a year ago where he went to a concert and smoked weed for the first time and was claimed to be high for 15 minutes which meant it was another poser Patrick lie because no body is only high for 15 minutes.

Edit: here the the original post
Judge Holden

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT
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I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh
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