🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
e.g. "I'm going to the Walgreen."
I disagree. I personally say "I'm going to Walgreens" because that's what it's called. I've literally never heard it called Walgreen lol.

Anyway, Polissa is retarded, what else is new? This whole "Group 7" sounds like a psyop from the more popular tiktokers to get all the retarded unpopular channels to out themselves as cloutchasing goblins that aren't worth the watch let alone the follow.

Pissa is pissing into the wind, as usual. Girl, just be unique and interesting. But that simply is not possible when it comes to Polissa.

Polly, if you see this, I'm dead serious. I will purchase a print of Beach Cat off RedBubble. I will even pay more if you offer a signature option
 
I disagree. I personally say "I'm going to Walgreens" because that's what it's called. I've literally never heard it called Walgreen lol.

Anyway, Polissa is retarded, what else is new? This whole "Group 7" sounds like a psyop from the more popular tiktokers to get all the retarded unpopular channels to out themselves as cloutchasing goblins that aren't worth the watch let alone the follow.

Pissa is pissing into the wind, as usual. Girl, just be unique and interesting. But that simply is not possible when it comes to Polissa.

Polly, if you see this, I'm dead serious. I will purchase a print of Beach Cat off RedBubble. I will even pay more if you offer a signature option
I'm pretty sure you mean Group 7's right? Typo I'm sure.
 
Even if she was making engaging content for this Group 7 shit, I still really doubt she would garner any kind of following. Even on TikTok, fat 42 year old Alabamans are just not in vogue.
 
The Aldi thing is funny to me. It's definitely an older person thing to try to make it sound possessive. For all her progressive posting, Polissa's still an Alabaman at the end of the day.
 
With All Hallow's Eve looming, Polissa would like to tell a ghost story


Polissa begins by setting the record that despite being a paranormally sensitive person, she is not the Ghost Whisperer and will not talk to the dead people she often feels around her (if she even has the ability). Due to this sensitivity, however, she has had some weird encounters. This is one of the more memorable ones.

About a decade ago, Polissa, Josh, her mother, and a couple other people drove out of town to a drive in theater that has since went out of business. After droning about how awesome and cheap the establishment was even when you didn't sneak food in, she notes that there was a playground on site in front of the screen for children to play on when movies weren't playing.

This drive in, like many, played double features: a more family friendly film earlier in the evening, and then a more adult or action oriented one after the families left (or forced their kids to nap in the back). It was during the intermission and after admiring the super moon in the cool August sky that Polissa turned to look at the vacant playground. To her surprise, one of the swings suddenly began swinging on its own. It was definitely not due to the wind-- there was none whatsoever. It also swung as if an invisible child swayed on it. A second swing joined it, only at a different pace.

She pointed this out to her mother, who was sitting next to her in a lawnchair in front of their car. Both felt overwhelming sadness watching these dead invisible children spending eternity swinging on a playground. They think about that experience often to this day.

Well, that's the time she saw ghost kids playing. Do you have any ghost stories?

With the deadline for the EBT funding nearing, Polissa would like to share her thoughts on the matter


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This latest edition of Polissa Campbell 360 begins with the host asserting that people with a sizable platform on TikTok should stop playing games and messing with AI filters with Group 7 and instead use it to address real, serious issues "while they can."

How can people want to escape the real, serious issues like an imminent $8 billion void in the American economy? Only the average layperson will feel it while corporations and Republicans fuck off and leave the Democrats twiddling their thumbs at the Capitol. Healthcare premiums and rates are going to skyrocket in a medical system that is designed to make people sick. She should know- she's been on disability for over 15 years, yet can't even qualify for food stamps. Even then, she will still have to pay more money to make up for rising grocery prices because SNAP is going to go bye bye if the Republicans have their way. It must be deliberate that there were all these layoffs before the shutdown, the latter of which happened it's too late in the year to grow crops for food in home gardens. The homeless will also be declared illegals and rounded up, and people will steal to eat since they can't even afford hunting licenses.

Polissa is despair at the current state of the United States. This is not just the Republicans fault, but also Trump and the USDA for pussyfooting about budgeting funds for food stamps. SNAP funds cut on November 1. People will be unemployed, sick and starving en masse by Christmas if nothing is done (which she feels will be the case). Reiterates that TikTokers need to use their platform and speak up now. "This isn't democracy. This is a dictatorship."

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What did she follow her command to stop having fun with AI filters during scary times with? Posting stuff like this



She did immediately return to spamming political take graphics (mostly about Trump, but including the current Venezuela boat assaults), however

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This political belief graphic is particularly noteworthy

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She should post receipts again to really prove that Aldi is great value for money and that’s she’s totes not still gorging on processed junk because she is a fat fuck no-one should ever sex.
 
You wouldn't even know she's married from her Tiktok. If she told you she hadn't seen her husband in years, it'd sound believable. She doesn't even say "we" when talking about her life.

Posts about pets, but nothing about how he misses pets. He's absent from the politi-sperging even though she could have mentioned his diabetes and struggle to afford healthcare (if he'd bother to go to the doctor). About half the shutdown fight is about healthcare subsidies and refunding Obamacare. Or perhaps Polissa would complain about how the government has never funded dental care, and Joe's suffering as a result.

But he's a ghost. That's her real Halloween story. Her husband is invisible in her own studio apartment.
 
The cow luck is real. I do not think I've read through a single thread where there is an actual homeless saga payoff.
Pissa, regardless, has had a lot of interesting stuff happen, at least in comparison to Luna Slater.

Wonder how she thinks shes going to afford her dream beach house? Her upcoming Tik Tok artist career? Banking on them Meemaw/Robin bucks when they die? The lottery?
My personal favorite headcanon, is that she's not mentioning Joh (as Clotso Coof points out), because shes banking on a Sugar Daddy to pick her up. Cant wait for own Salah-Kuwait arc.
 
Polissa: I'm so broke, I am only eating smoothies and peanuts! Why am I not losing weight on Ozempic?

Also Polissa: showing off her $6 large 7Brew German Chocolate coffee drinks and 50% fruit Aldi hauls

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Wo ist das PROTEIN?
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Milk and eggs
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Pork butts. No I'm not allowing the peanuts or the popcorn shrimp that's 80% breading.

No wonder Pissa is so tired and grumpy all the time and lives off of shit foods that make her fat.

Fruit is delicious, but those two bags of frozen fruit are $7/bag. The cosmic crisp apples are $4.20/2lb bag.
So in fruit alone that's about $22, but in this week's ad you can see a listing for gala apples at $2/3lbs.
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She made a good call on the pork loin, since it's only $2/lb, but if she just changed apples she could afford a whole extra butt.
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Now, if they have a blender, and they can save up the $20, she could get herself some protein powder, that would be great! All she'd need to do is add it to her frozen fruits and that's 30g/protein out of basically nowhere!
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Wonder how she thinks shes going to afford her dream beach house?
Through selling dreamy beach cat and friends obviously!

Fruit is delicious, but those two bags of frozen fruit are $7/bag. The cosmic crisp apples are $4.20/2lb bag.
So in fruit alone that's about $22, but in this week's ad you can see a listing for gala apples at $2/3lbs.
So cosmic crisp is an American apple type I've never tried, but since it's partly based on honey crisp I'm gonna assume it tastes kind of like that (very sweet and crispy, kind of fake). Gala apples are even disliked by some people who are really into apples. They're not an equivalent, especially for people like Pissa. I personally like them better and think that people who only eat types like honey crisp are fake apple enjoyers!. There seems to be a specific set of fruits/vegetables that all fat/unhealthy people buy whenever they're forced to eat something other than slop.

Even though she didn't post a receipt, I'm just so incredibly happy she once again blessed us with the contents of her shopping cart! (And I even got to sperg about apples!) ❤️
 
She should post receipts again to really prove that Aldi is great value for money and that’s she’s totes not still gorging on processed junk because she is a fat fuck no-one should ever sex.
i wish she would start receipt posting again. surely shes not one of the people who goes to Aldi and buys nothing but the name brand foods anyway.
 
Through selling dreamy beach cat and friends obviously!


So cosmic crisp is an American apple type I've never tried, but since it's partly based on honey crisp I'm gonna assume it tastes kind of like that (very sweet and crispy, kind of fake). Gala apples are even disliked by some people who are really into apples. They're not an equivalent, especially for people like Pissa. I personally like them better and think that people who only eat types like honey crisp are fake apple enjoyers!. There seems to be a specific set of fruits/vegetables that all fat/unhealthy people buy whenever they're forced to eat something other than slop.

Even though she didn't post a receipt, I'm just so incredibly happy she once again blessed us with the contents of her shopping cart! (And I even got to sperg about apples!) ❤️
Granny Smith or riot.
 
lol Pissa, y u post old pic? I could swear that this was her Witches Walk from a couple years ago.

ETA: Confirmed. That was the costume she won 'Best Dressed' for in October of 2023.
 
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lol Pissa, y u post old pic? I could swear that this was her Witches Walk from a couple years ago.

ETA: Confirmed. That was the costume she won 'Best Dressed' for in October of 2023.
Of course she didn't do shit for Halloween. She probably skipped her food noise jab, bought a couple bags of Halloween candy, and put a do not disturb sign on her apartment door so she could enjoy her night watching movies next to her husband's rotting corpse.
 
lol Pissa, y u post old pic? I could swear that this was her witch's walk from a couple years ago.
Of course she didn't do shit for Halloween. She probably skipped her food noise jab, bought a couple bags of Halloween candy, and put a do not disturb sign on her apartment door so she could enjoy her night watching movies next to her husband's rotting corpse.

Not far off. She spent Halloween in bed binge watching the Interview with the Vampire TV show because she "wasn't feeling well"



Couples selfie she deleted shortly after posting

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She felt better enough to get iced coffee the day after, luckily for her

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i wish she would start receipt posting again. surely shes not one of the people who goes to Aldi and buys nothing but the name brand foods anyway.
Aldi (at least around here) doesn't have name brands. It's all generic/budget stuff, that's why it's cheaper. That's probably why you didn't see any breakfast bowls in her cart. Aldi does carry them, but they're not Jimmy Dean, so they're not good enough for Pissa, even though in my experience the Aldi brands (of anything) aren't different than the brand name stuff.
 
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