random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Minorities despise each other and it's hilarious.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I might get so angry I would fuck a dude

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's disgusting that you insinuate my Nazi SS death squad skull tattoo in prominent position on my chest has any meaning.

They used to call them rubes but this rube has crossed that con before

Male bonds with other male over lesbian porn made for male masturbation. Agree it could mean they are both women. Their penises simply need estrogen to then experience lesbianism.

"Sure, we have a holiday where we all get together and throw shit at each other, but you're ignoring the context."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

America is the greatest PvP server on the planet and i fucking love my life here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why are you so fearful of a general entertainment website? It's a xenforo forum where old ladies laugh at fat people. Calm down gossip girl.

It's a shame she's the retarded kind of autistic.

If she was smart in any way, shape or form, she wouldn't be doing this. Which would be a great loss for the Farms.

I think AI should go back to telling people how to kill themselves.

 

[Dr. Butt]

live like a free man in a free world, fuck the hot bitches who are smart

 

[John Egbert BD]

Hey lmao who said "No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not" if anybody knows it'd be appreciated

 

[neger psykolog]

You can’t go to jail for selling sex for fast food coupons.

 

[Speedrunner]

This might have to do with the fact that I recently banned thousands of Willy Wonka blueberry porn enthusiasts from over 200 Roblox games using my moderation tool.

 

[neger psykolog]

Best one is the JAV video where the guy says her pussy stinks and she throat punches him so hard he drops. The fluffer? comes in and starts smacking his ass to get him back in the game. It was epic

 

[Meat Target]

he has butthole eyes

 

[Null]

Hey lmao who said "No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not" if anybody knows it'd be appreciated

💪 Tough Guys Thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Jan 20, 2020

"No, kiddo, I'm one of those actual, real-life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth. "
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Introduction
Patrick Tomlinson is an insurance-salesman-turned-sci-fi-author who has been embroiled in Internet drama for years, even briefly attracting the attention of Mister Metokur (L), Porsalin (L), and Kiwi Farms users (L). Mr. Tomlinson has gained many supporters and enemies fighting, blocking...

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[Gentlebastard]

>TFW they're no longer MILFs, they're just women your own age

Water? Multivitamins? They subsist on carbonated corn syrup and microwaved byproducts, normal food will kill them!


Brilliant, carry on.

You're the same type of hippie telling me I don't need a .38 Special in my pocket because my area is safe. Never relax.

In my soft heart I sometimes spiral towards pitying him. Then I remember shit like this and just grab some popcorn.

You can't just have nice things, they need to be balanced by something shitty, or else it doesn't count

Seap what you row.

Remember, everyone: poking fun at trans people publicly is vital to maintain the very fabric of our society, so do it loudly and proudly! You never know who might be seething among your audience!

It's genuinely hard to tell where the LARP ends and the mental illness begins.

I'm sure the taunts of childhood bullies still haunt him, he can't embrace his true nature or else the idiot-children from his school days win. So he continued down the ragepig spiral, eternally being baited by pests, successful fathers, race-grifting Hyperborean queens, and Jewish wine moms.

Woke up this morning. Felt like raising both arms over my head. Did it easily. Freedom of not being a stroked out retard. Love it.

We hate all of those people because they are ruining everything we love.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Finally! Now I can watch her choke on dick without feeling guilty!

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Go get an autism diagnosis

They're on the farms. No diagnosis needed.

The simulation is too good, and the ability to fuck goats or have npcs fuck goats by telling them to fuck goats fucks with your brain on a fundamental level

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nothing justifies throwing shit at each other, retards.

It's funny-rape, the best kind of rape.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Please don’t post gay porn without marking it in spoilers.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

What does "comedy necrophilia" mean?

 

[Dr. Butt]

HELL YEAH, MAKE AMERICA SMOKE AGAIN.

 

[John Egbert BD]

💪 Tough Guys Thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Jan 20, 2020

"No, kiddo, I'm one of those actual, real-life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth. "
(A, L) (A, L) (A, L)

(A, L)

Introduction
Patrick Tomlinson is an insurance-salesman-turned-sci-fi-author who has been embroiled in Internet drama for years, even briefly attracting the attention of Mister Metokur (L), Porsalin (L), and Kiwi Farms users (L). Mr. Tomlinson has gained many supporters and enemies fighting, blocking...

• Caverlock
• Replies: 99,641
• Forum: Lolcows

Reactions: x 74 x 64 x 49 x 10 x 4 x 4 x 1 x 1

Thank you dad, i will go and zap to the extreme now.