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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 29 5.8%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 232 46.6%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 122 24.5%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 115 23.1%
  • Total voters
    498
Every time I think I am sick of AI slop and want it removed from life, Cherie comes along and reminds me why it has a role to play in the entertainment ecosystem.
 
Insect Princesses and Wogglemen, I'm happy to inform you that GOTY contender "Wogglebut, the Princess and the War to end all Wars" is making waves in the Woggleverse.
First and foremost, look at this:
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It appears that the cover of her upcoming "book" that I parodied in my game was changed and now Draco no longer looks like Cherie. Now she looks like an attractive young lady (which, I believe, is much closer to the truth). For comparison:
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I suspect that this scene from the game may have something to do with this change:
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BUT WAIT, there is more!
It would appear that someone was very jealous of "Wogglebug, the Princess and the War to end all Wars" critical and financial success.
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Now don't get me wrong, if this was to happen I would be the happiest man on Earth. But it's Cherie. Cherie is retarded. Even I (I dare to say that I'm much less retarded) wouldn't try to make a simulator (simulator of what?) or a multiplayer game. Maybe a simple point and click adventure (by simple I mean pick up items, use items on environments, combine items, talk to characters) but it would take time.
So, as much as I want it to happen, I don't think it ever will.
 
Gnelf said:
I don't know about you, but I, for one, am voting for World of Wogglecraft. I'll probably play a Cockroach Wizard, but I'm also debating on possibly rolling Frog Warrior.
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I really, really, really want her to make a game. I'll be happy with anything she makes.
But I'm afraid that if she makes an MMO it will have its servers shut down only hours after launch, because 100% of the playerbase will be Kiwis.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
Unfortunately she's so starved for attention (which she gets on the Farms) and validation (which she doesn't get on the Farms) that she falls for scams and potentially malicious trolls. We even chased some of the scammers away.
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But of course Cherie is an ungrateful cunt by nature and will never acknowlege that fact.

The thought of her making a Woggly game, even with the assistance of a Game Maker engine and AI doing most of the writing and ALL of the coding seems like far too great an effort for someone who'se recent ambitions don't seem to go much higher then re-doing her original slop again with AI assistance to make it look closer to her vision without having to actually improve herself so i'm not holding my breath.

Though a World of Wogglebug MMO would be so kino i'd actually pay money to play it no matter how shitty it is. It would be a Kiwi paradise of frog and cockroach avatars having buttsex while memes about quad-UZI wielding kaiju wogglebugs fill the chat buffer.
 
The Un-Clit said:
The thought of her making a Woggly game, even with the assistance of a Game Maker engine and AI doing most of the writing and ALL of the coding seems like far too great an effort for someone who'se recent ambitions don't seem to go much higher then re-doing her original slop again with AI assistance to make it look closer to her vision without having to actually improve herself so i'm not holding my breath.
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It's a shame she's the retarded kind of autistic. If she was the STEM kind autistic we might get an entire woggle franchise by now
 
The Un-Clit said:
But of course Cherie is an ungrateful cunt by nature and will never acknowlege that fact.
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I've been thinking about rewriting the thread for some time and gathered some materials. This finally allowed me to fully understand her conflict with Draco and Cherie indeed is the most retarded and ungrateful of all retarded ungrateful cunts.
It went like this: They were online friends. As we know, Cherie is an euphoric atheist. Draco is Christian. Draco wrote a fanfic in which Wogglebug is an atheist and Frogman is Christian but they are great friends despite those differences, that was supposed to mirror her friendship with Cherie (which is some of the sweetest and coolest things I can imagine). And Cherie, being the profoundly retarded ungrateful cunt that she is decided to bully Draco into suicide for it - which, luckily, was as successful as any other of her endeavors.

The Un-Clit said:
The thought of her making a Woggly game, even with the assistance of a Game Maker engine and AI doing most of the writing and ALL of the coding seems like far too great an effort for someone who'se recent ambitions don't seem to go much higher then re-doing her original slop again with AI assistance to make it look closer to her vision without having to actually improve herself so i'm not holding my breath.
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If it doesn't have a "Make the game for me" button, it's way above her level. Even my simple visual novel has typos and had typos in the actual code which I had to find and fix. Every genre she put in the poll is much more complex than a visual novel.

The Un-Clit said:
Though a World of Wogglebug MMO would be so kino i'd actually pay money to play it no matter how shitty it is. It would be a Kiwi paradise of frog and cockroach avatars having buttsex while memes about quad-UZI wielding kaiju wogglebugs fill the chat buffer.
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One can only dream...

Ruined by the Rain said:
It's a shame she's the retarded kind of autistic. If she was the STEM kind autistic we might get an entire woggle franchise by now
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If she was smart in any way, shape or form, she wouldn't be doing this. Which would be a great loss for the Farms.
 
Ruined by the Rain said:
I mean you can be smart and autistically fixated on things just like that one guy who made MLP vids on youtube for years
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Those demented ones where Rarity runs a sweatshop of Mexican children making clothes, Discord is buttfucking some giant skull-headed demon in a Wolfmother t-shirt and Rainbow Dash gets chainsaw-murdered by Fluttershy in a shack with animated animal corpses on the wall and stack of bunny-brains in the corner?

That shit was THE BEST!
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Those demented ones where Rarity runs a sweatshop of Mexican children making clothes, Discord is buttfucking some giant skull-headed demon in a Wolfmother t-shirt and Rainbow Dash gets chainsaw-murdered by Fluttershy in a shack with animated animal corpses on the wall a stack of bunny-brains in the corner?
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Cherie wouldn't be able to come up with such a great story \ setting to save her life.
 
Amazon has four major content guidelines for books. Which one does Cherie think her children's book will violate?

We take violations of laws and proprietary rights very seriously. It is the responsibility of authors, publishers, and selling partners to ensure their content doesn't violate laws or copyright, trademark, privacy, publicity, or other rights. We will not accept content under copyright that is freely available on the web unless it’s provided by the owner of the copyright. In addition, we do not allow companion books based on copyrighted works (e.g., summaries, study guides, etc.) to be published outside the U.S. without written permission from the copyright holder.

We don’t sell certain content including content that we determine is hate speech, promotes the abuse or sexual exploitation of children, contains pornography, glorifies rape or pedophilia, advocates terrorism, or other material we deem inappropriate or offensive.

Books for sale on Amazon should provide a positive customer experience. We do not allow descriptive content meant to mislead customers or that doesn't accurately represent the content of the book. We also do not allow content that’s typically disappointing to customers, including the examples provided in the Guide to Kindle Content Quality.

We allow content that is in the public domain and no longer under copyright. However, to provide a better customer experience, we won’t allow undifferentiated versions of public domain titles if a free version is available in our store (as outlined in our policies for Publishing Public Domain Content). We may ask publishers to provide proof that the content is in the public domain.
 

Woggle-Vlog 167 - My Revenge Book (no joke the actual title to this positively unhinged video)​

Or how I Cynthia Hanson/Cherie Anne Hapney figuratively (we hope) shit myself with my XXL pajama pants still on


Actual fucking moron Cynthia "I'm a colossally petty viciously spiteful womanchild" Hanson literally commits libel and then continues to promote it as a children's book, too stupid to even consider it's quite literally libel by definition, plus fully name dropping her target in the video itself!
TWICE!

Complaining all the while that Amazon won't stock this blatant hit piece, with admin sighting in no uncertain terms that it violates their TOS on several levels, gee Cherie ya think that that might be a giant red fucking flag!
The same Amazon known for selling unscrupulously copywrite violating AI slop lazily packaged as children's literature and they won't sell your garbage!
Fucking wow...


I'm actually fucking floored.

All over a spergy 100% lolcow beef she had with another fanfic frump autist over 10 years ago for, wait what was it over again?

Wanting arrested developmentally challenged Cynthia to watch a scary non PG-13 Tarantino film with Cherie Chimpping the fuck out and or this same ex friend saying that Mr. Wogglebug a fictional public domain character believes in Christ's love or whatever in her equally atrocious fan fiction read by collectively 5 other Oz tards at most?

Let's be fair to people in the real world who honestly gives a Woggleshit.
But still, Cynthia in all her self proclaimed "wisdom?" thinks it's a brilliant idea to quite literally slander someone who has washed their hands of all her types of schizoaffective disorders, again over a decade ago.
IN A BOOK MARKETED TOWARDS LITERAL CHILDREN!

What parent or educator on the fucking Earth in their right non crack addled mind glances the blurb and thinks with any mental faculty "Yes this is a good message for developing impressionable young minds"?!
Fucking revenge, seriously?


Why is it that very real threats of litigation stick to this Wogglecunt like shit to her neglected dog's mangey fur?

I know she has a laughably long conga line of bafflingly retarded embarrassing fuckups but like Cynthia Halfwit herself this one just might take the whole fucking cake.

"I have the right to do this to her"
Yep and she has the right to sue the shit outta you for publishing unsubstantiated defamation for monetary gain you morbidly obese house bound shit head!

"I'm a better person"?
Relative to whom?
Pol Pot?!

All this after bullying another autist to near suicide?
AND CONTINUING TO DO SO WITH THE SAME SAID AUTIST IN THIS VERY BOOK/VIDEO!
Fuck me sideways...

More to the point;
Where are the plushies @WogglebugLover ?
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Glad you archived this, @Spastic Cologne because this IS going to cause serious butthurt in her small wogglecommunity, I bet a high majority of the people who would actually follow a retard writing fanfics about small children playing with talking cockroaches are believers, and will be offended by this blatant display of petty religious=based hate to a woman none of them know of in the first place and will tell her so.

I bet this is self-deleted off YT by the end of the day at best once the first few comments telling her off over it appear.

"This shows i'm better then her and have a right to do this to her". :story:

Way to grow the brand, Cherie!
 
Spastic Cologne said:
Complaining all the while that Amazon won't stock this blatant hit piece, with admin sighting in no uncertain terms that it violates their TOS on several levels, gee Cherie ya think that that might be a giant red fucking flag!
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Call me a bad person if you want but I would love to lay my hands on this retarded hit piece of shit.
 
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