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get your shit straight, stlaker.
he jerks off to his own drawings of disabled children.
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he jerks off to his own drawings of disabled children.
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- Dec 28, 2014
No, his itty bitty willy doesn't get up unless their limbs are outright amputated.
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Been a while since I popped in. I see Alex is a retard magnet as potent as ever.
Remember folks, if you have to tell the cow or kiwis that you're better than the cow, you're probably not!
That's pretty fucking bad, so maybe think twice.
Remember folks, if you have to tell the cow or kiwis that you're better than the cow, you're probably not!
That's pretty fucking bad, so maybe think twice.
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Just take a shower you fucking autist. Wash your hair and use a hair dryer afterwards, it's not rocket science.
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- Jun 25, 2013
What is it with autistic people and not showering? I honestly feel better after I do it.
Next thing you know, people will be telling him to get a job. What's his prospects, putting fries in bags?
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The "medical" answer to that is that they're overstimulated by the water droplets, the soaps and the noise. The REAL answer is that autists are disgusting lazy freaks.
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Old
Sara redesign. Basically an Ember/Sara redesign. Have to pull the Rayman is his husbando joke again. Love from Mr. Kirk
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This is what an autist does.
It is time to quit tolerating the existence of these foul, useless creatures. Just fucking look at him! We need a global jihad against these things!
Aktion T4 can't come back soon enough. Pure Ballastexistenz.
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Saw this in my recommended and thought of this nigger lol.
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The plaque build up on his teeth are the same bacteria in a dogs water dish if you don't clean it for long enough. Has the same gross pink tint.
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I would like to mention, Purple has a history of alogging. He's best known to follow Lio (another lolcow) and harass him for what he did to Rosa. I was supposed to mention this a few pages ago but I forgot. He claims he's friends with her.
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I decided to check in on Alex since old thread regular @CallmeCicada got whacked. Lo and behold Alex started being funny again.
To start with the most boring bits. He has been making prehistoric art using Roblox.
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What cracks me up about these the most is that they all have the pitifull resolution of 1184x716, which is a smidge under 720p. This means that Alex is poor as dirt and is using some ancient monitor as these are likely screenshots with the home bar cropped out.
Suprisingly these have caught some minor traction.
As has been previously covered ITT, alex is firmly in the anti AI brigade.
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Homer wouldn't be ashamed of that simile.
But he isn't completely against the use of his artwork in training.
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The longer you look at this sentence the worse it gets.
Lastly, @Ruben Sim is now ball.
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Despite claiming to be a polyglot Alex is fluent in 0 languages.
Aside from that he's been getting into slapfights on OF, is afraid of getting dementia and is still trying to sue me. I'll put together the highlights if I have the time. (Don't try to DFE alex i've already archived everything)
To start with the most boring bits. He has been making prehistoric art using Roblox.
Link Archive
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What cracks me up about these the most is that they all have the pitifull resolution of 1184x716, which is a smidge under 720p. This means that Alex is poor as dirt and is using some ancient monitor as these are likely screenshots with the home bar cropped out.
Suprisingly these have caught some minor traction.
As has been previously covered ITT, alex is firmly in the anti AI brigade.
Link Archive
Homer wouldn't be ashamed of that simile.
But he isn't completely against the use of his artwork in training.
Link Archive
The longer you look at this sentence the worse it gets.
Lastly, @Ruben Sim is now ball.
Link Archive
Despite claiming to be a polyglot Alex is fluent in 0 languages.
Aside from that he's been getting into slapfights on OF, is afraid of getting dementia and is still trying to sue me. I'll put together the highlights if I have the time. (Don't try to DFE alex i've already archived everything)
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It would be a wonderful Hallow'een treat to have this thread come alive again with some new free-range funny and unhinged Alex khantent instead of his tryhard 'toss autistic shit at the KF wall and see what sticks' garbage that eventually go too lame and boring for anyone to follow no matter how hard he tried to keep our attention.
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I haven't brushed my teeth since March because I'm going as Alex for Halloween.
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I, too, demand gold coins that weigh 6lbs 4oz each. At least 2, and then I'll retire.
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This might have to do with the fact that I recently banned thousands of Willy Wonka blueberry porn enthusiasts from over 200 Roblox games using my moderation tool.
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I came back from the dead to laugh at Alex, again. He really is repeating the same exact drivel he was saying months ago. He has not learned anything, he truely is a lolcow.