💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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femoralcanal said:
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I have said it before, but much of Pig Man's charm aside from his voluptuous sandbag ass and the whorish glazed donut looking anus that lies between those cheeks lies in how effortless it is to jump in out of nowhere and start patposting with the best of us. He is so easy to mock with the basics of his lore being surprisingly simple, his obese eccentricities are so appealing even if they are still utterly inexplicable despite years of heated debate, and he is just so malignantly fucking repulsive in how he acts there is zero guilt in joining the fun.
 
Judge Holden said:
I have said it before, but much of Pig Man's charm aside from his voluptuous sandbag ass and the whorish glazed donut looking anus that lies between those cheeks lies in how effortless it is to jump in out of nowhere and start patposting with the best of us. He is so easy to mock with the basics of his lore being surprisingly simple, his obese eccentricities are so appealing even if they are still utterly inexplicable despite years of heated debate, and he is just so malignantly fucking repulsive in how he acts there is zero guilt in joining the fun.
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His failure to win LOTY twice in a row simply seals this deal, imo. He may not be the best lolcow of any year (Fat Pat fails at that), but he's definitely the most accessible by far.
 
ChampFantana said:
These are all excellent points, but I believe that MovieBob is the platonic ideal for idiot cow.

He has all the same flaws as Fatrick, plus a few more. He's even stupider than Piggy, even less accomplished than Fatty, lives at home with his mommy, AND is still a virgin.

That's a genuinely pathetic cow in my book.
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Blob was kind of one of the ones I had in mind contrasting Pat to. Sure, movieblob says retarded and unhinged things, but he's far from unique, especially recently, it's just that prior to the past couple years, he was one of the only leftists willing to put their real faces to what they actually believe. Most of his content is also just "look what he said on twitter today!", it's been how many years since Ellis publicly bitch slapped him?
 
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New Pat post.
 
“Girl cousins” is such a grade school shit; an attempt to prevent “my cousins are boys; you fucked them; you gay nigger.”

He is so bad at schoolyard bullying that I can only imagine he’s thinks he’s finally getting one over on them.

Would make sense of why he doesn’t block the pests; he thinks they’re his schoolyard tormentors finally getting owned by Words Words Words.
 
It's been a while, is Patrick still a broke, fat, pathetic faggot who writes terrible sci-fi and had to pay Quasi?
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
Dammit, all this time I've been pronouncing it as yum-un- cokey.
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It's definitely pronounced "why-munk-coke."
siegemeister675 said:
It's been a while, is Patrick still a broke, fat, pathetic faggot who writes terrible sci-fi and had to pay Quasi?
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No, stalker. Patrick was never any of those things. Patrick remains an affluent, svelte, impressive best-selling novelist who never had to pay anyone anything. You are the broke, fat, pathetic person, which is why you continue to repeat insane lies. This is why you put the gun in your mouth. And pulled the trigger. And then your brains blasted out and splattered all over the ceiling. Enjoy death.
 
siegemeister675 said:
It's been a while, is Patrick still a broke, fat, pathetic faggot who writes terrible sci-fi and had to pay Quasi?
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I'm not sure you can say he writes sci-fi. Wrote sci-fi sure, but writes implies he's still doing it, but ever since he sent his Tiny Tim book off to die there's been zero eveidence of him doing anything. Also he never paid Quasi a dime atalker child, as you well know (it was his mother in law who had to bail his fat ass out on that)
 
siegemeister675 said:
It's been a while, is Patrick still a broke, fat, pathetic faggot who writes terrible sci-fi and had to pay Quasi?
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It's hard to classify what Fatrick did to "writing" and "sci-fi" as something as good as terrible; and he hasn't done it in over a year since Tiny Tim gets Raped in Space by Space Hitler was finished by an AI.

War-crimes might cover what he did to the language.
 
femoralcanal said:
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These replies are dripping with desperation, hoping that the verbal jiu-jistu he's trying to do actually makes Andrew the gay one.

There's this weird gay escalation progressives do where they'll attach themselves to as little as a single word you use and try to own you by implying you're some kind of closet case. I can see Pat learned from them.

"I think the army should have one fitness standard for all recruits."
"What, so you're okay if the army is just men? You want to see all of those strong, sweaty army men training together? Just tell everyone you want to see those stinky, sweaty men all wrestling in army uniforms, bro."

It reeks of low-IQ desperation and only makes me think that the one typing it is the degenerate, not whoever they've set their sights on.

But with Pat, we have a shortcut; any man who calls another man "sweetheart" in the course of an argument is a fag.
 
What sort of man thinks that physical fitness is inherently homoerotic?
The same man that hung out at a gym with a gay cruising scene while seemingly never working out
 
JustStopDude said:
Idiot check me. Didn't Pat once claimed he could have gotten into the Navy or something?

I would love to see him try and take the ASVAB. I would suspect that Pat would be limited to Culinary Specialist, but then again, could you really trust him with access to the food stores? Hell, I would love to see him try to wedge his ass into a standard navy six pack bunk.

Pat would last about as long in a navy berthing as he would in general population of a prison.
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i can think of a naval job that Fatrick would be very capable at
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