random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

It's just a meme bruh. I don't even own an air fryer.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It doesn't really matter whose poop is in a toilet; if you're the one who chooses to take a video of said poopy toilet and post it online, you're co-signing and endorsing the poop.

Did you know that you could have chosen not to post this here? I'm letting you know that you have that option.

On the subject of lunch, what's needed is mass sadistic nonconsensual brainwashing to erase the entire natural history of eating—because men don't want that.

Do women have any thoughts that aren't of rape and murder and sadistic dominance? You'd think so, but apparently it's always there, the meat in every sandwich.

I didn't know Jeb Bush was like that

*holds up spork*

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Horny old men don’t want to die in peace. They want to die of a heart attack mid ejaculation after being pumped full booze, coke and viagra by a gaggle of hookers on a Caribbean beach at sunset.

 

[Tablet County]

BROKE
WOKE
YMUNKOKE

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Open source in 2025 has more Nazis than WW2 Germany, apparently.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Friendly Null scares me. I'm used to screaming frothing at the mouth Null wishing everyone a painful death.

 

[supremeautismo]

I wonder what the Hamburger symbolizes in the American religious culture. Is it like Ambrosia, food for the Gods? Or maybe like the communion wafer, a piece of their God. It may even be like Jews and their unleavened bread, an object eaten as part of a religious festival.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

candace owens probably has a nice pussy

 

[Dr. Butt]

I realize that this is Kiwi farms so you'll get people who claim that Christianity has been corrupted since Paul

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I didn't come to Kiwi Farms to keep peace, I came to yell the emperor is jerking off in front of you and most people enable him because they too jerk off with him but don't want to say it. Fuck you.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Hello thank you for asking I am doing very 666 GAS THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW

 

[One Angry Computer]

Are dem tiddies ncie?

 

[Spectate]

>null found the terabyte of gay porn

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Even God's strongest misandrist has to admit that dating anything browner than a Spaniard is life threatening

If you need to wear a literal cage around your genitals to stop yourself from busting a nut, you obviously have a problem.

 

[Moths]

If having twenty sister-wives and a five year supply of spam doesn't make me Christian, I don't want to be one.

 

[SITHRAK!]

It's COCKtober u know what that means D**k sucking awareness month send this to 12 of ur closet hoes that love that d**k THOT-O-WEEN is upon us !! If you get this message you are queen of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the ThOtTiEsT thots that you know will get some soon !!! If you don't, be prepared for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ATTENTION ALL HALLOWEEN 🕸HOES ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSGET FISTED BY A SKELETON SHOVE CANDY CORNIN YOUR P***Y AND DONT FORGET TO SUCK SOME DRACULA D**K SO PUT YOUR COSTUMES AND GO DOOR TO DOORBEGGING FOR THAT GOOD GOOD SEND THIS TO TWELVESPOOKY SLUTS TO 👁SHOW THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE COVEREDD**K BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL ITS COCKTOBER AND IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN HOE every year in Cocktober the jack o slut comes to life coming to harvest his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT IF YOU GET 10 BA

 

[Speedrunner]

"kiwifarms is such an absolute shithole" ~ Stalin Cunny Rapist Hitlerite (2025)

From this xeet:

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

They didn't realize that FMJ was a warning about how the stresses of military training can create monsters. Like how Private Pyle killed Sergeant Hartman.

they missed that part of the movie. they just got all their information about it from youtube clips and based it off that

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

It was a very relaxed bomb threat.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I didn't read the thread but I am for police enforcing laws that mandate that America have plenty of big booty latinas and phat ass white girls