💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Peep Plops]

This is fucking amazing. Lardo Don mandating physical wellness standards through Captain of War Himboseth while looking like a deflated beachball on top of a pile of hog carcasses.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Merchandise! Merchandise! Where the real money is made!

 

[World in Scarlet]

No clips for now, since kiwifarms attachments are broken. They call it "broke dick farms" for a reason.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

This constant bitching about cities is exhausting. I can't speak for the east coast but west coast cities are pretty okay.

They have their issues, there are of course the bad areas, but it's definitly something that doesn't require the military to come in and do what the police are supposed to do.

Portland one gets to me because I was down there this weekend when he announced he'll be sending troops to the "war ravaged" city, yet I'd step outside our hotel and it was just a sunny day and people doing their thing.

I honestly feel like I'd find myself quicker in trouble in small butt fuck nowhere opioid hellscapes than I would in general San Fran or Seattle, and even then the military has no business using Anywhere, USA as a training ground.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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This will surely help the recruitment numbers.

MAGA genuinely hates this country and most of the people in it.

I’ve heard it said that Hegseth’s view of the military is based on 1980s action figures and I can believe that. I feel like this guy just binge watched Full Metal Jacket, the Rambo films, Commando, and the first Predator film (anything else I’m missing?) before he came up with these policies.

 

[JustStopDude]

This constant bitching about cities is exhausting. I can't speak for the east coast but west coast cities are pretty okay.

They have their issues, there are of course the bad areas, but it's definitly something that doesn't require the military to come in and do what the police are supposed to do.

Portland one gets to me because I was down there this weekend when he announced he'll be sending troops to the "war ravaged" city, yet I'd step outside our hotel and it was just a sunny day and people doing their thing.

I honestly feel like I'd find myself quicker in trouble in small butt fuck nowhere opioid hellscapes than I would in general San Fran or Seattle, and even then the military has no business using Anywhere, USA as a training ground.

What drives me nuts is where I used live, the surrounding counties literally have cops picking up and dropping homeless off in our downtown or right at our veterans hospital. Real easy not to deal with issues when you can just dump them off.

And don't get me started on people that act like they are self reliant homesteaders because they have an overpriced McMansion in a suburb that they can barely afford the mortgage.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Portland one gets to me because I was down there this weekend when he announced he'll be sending troops to the "war ravaged" city, yet I'd step outside our hotel and it was just a sunny day and people doing their thing.

People don't make decisions based on reality, but on their perception and interpretation of reality. By saying things you can create a fake reality in people's minds that then justifies your actions in their view.

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Hegseth spoke before Trump, so I'm adding some stuff for context.

Spoiler

Americans soldiers are now going to be beaten during training to instill fear of their officers.

Train like your warriors' lives depend on it, because they do. To that point, basic training is being restored to what it should be. Scary, tough, and disciplined. We're empowering drill sergeants to instill healthy fear in new recruits, ensuring that future warfighters are forged.
Yes, they can shark attack, they can toss bunks, they can swear, and yes, they can put their hands on recruits. This does not mean they can be reckless or violate the law, but they can use tried-and-true methods to motivate new recruits to make them the warriors they need to be. Back to basics.

They're also reviewing definitions of "bullying", "hazing" and "toxic leadership", so officers can treat soldiers in accordance with the laws of nature, whatever that means, without fear of second-guessing.

Real toxic leadership is endangering subordinates with low standards. Real toxic leadership is promoting people based on immutable characteristics or quotas, instead of based on merit. Real toxic leadership is promoting destructive ideologies that are an anathema to the Constitution and the laws of nature and nature's God, as Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence.
The definition of toxic has been turned upside down. And we're correcting that.
That's why today at My Direction, we're undertaking a full review of the Department's definitions of so-called toxic leadership, bullying and hazing, to empower leaders to enforce standards without fear of retribution or second-guessing. Of course, you can't do, like, nasty bullying and hazing.
We're talking about words like bullying and hazing and toxic. They've been weaponized and bastardized inside our formations, undercutting commanders and NCOs.
No more.
Setting, achieving, and maintaining high standards is what you all do. And if that makes me toxic, then so be it.

Xzhe says xzhe is making decisions based on gut feelings, not rational analysis, but also blindly follows the president.

My approach has been simple. When in doubt, assess the situation, follow your gut, and if it's the best for the military, make a change. We all serve at the pleasure of the president every single day. But in many ways, it's not their fault. It's not your fault. As foolish and reckless as the woke department was, those officers were following elected political leadership.

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Trump on using the military against Americans.

Spoiler

Trump says if any of the military leaders present have an issue with what he's about to say, he will destroy their careers.

I've never walked into a room so silent before. This is very, don't laugh, don't laugh. You're not allowed to do that. You know what? Just have a good time. And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future.

The real enemies of America are not the likes of the Islamic State, but American citizens.

That's what it is. Only in recent decades did politicians somehow come to believe that our job is to police the far reaches of Kenya and Somalia while America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in many ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform, you can take them out. These people don't have uniforms. But we are under invasion from within. We're stopping it very quickly.

The American military has a long and glorious tradition being used against American citizens.

But these service members are following in a great and storied military tradition from protecting frontier communities to chasing outlaws and bandits in the Wild West. And our history is filled with military heroes who took on all enemies, foreign and domestic. You know that phrase very well. That's what the oath says, foreign and domestic. Well, we also have domestic.
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Grover Cleveland, George Bush, and others all use the armed forces to keep domestic order and peace. Many of our leaders used the military to keep peace. Now they like to say, oh, you're not allowed to use the military.
And you know what the people say? The people in those cities where they're being raped and shot and beat up. You know what they say? We love the military. You ever see where they're interviewing the people on the street? I've never seen somebody say they don't unless they're radical and paid off because a lot of these insurrectionists are paid by whether it's Soros or other people.

A military rapid reaction force will be used to "quell civil disturbances."

We haven't even started yet. Last month, I signed an executive order to provide training for a quick-reaction force that can help quell civil disturbances. This is going to be a big thing for the people in this room because it's the enemy from within, and we have to handle it before it gets out of control or won't get out of control.
Once you're involved at all, they all joke. They say, oh, this is not good.

Trump thinks American cities should be used as training grounds for the military.

And I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military, National Guard, but military, because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor, stupid governor, stupid. They threw him out of his family business. He was so stupid. I know the family. He becomes governor. He's got money. Not money that he made, but he ran for governor. He won. And now he criticizes us all the time.
And last week they had 11 people murdered, 44 people shot. The week before that, they had five people murdered, 28 people shot. Every weekend they lose five, six. If they lose five, they're considering it a great week. They shouldn't lose any.

Portland is on fire, and they need the military. Its ruins remind Trump of cities destroyed during WW II.

They need the military. No, they need the military desperately. How about Portland? Portland, Oregon, where it looks like a war zone. And I get a call from the liberal governor. Sir, please don't come in. We don't need you. I said, well, unless they're playing false tapes, this look like World War II. Your place is burning down. I mean, you must be kidding. Sir, we have it under control. I said, you don't have it under control, governor, but I'll check it and I'll call you back. I called her back. I said, you, this place is a nightmare. Probably, it's certainly not the biggest, but it's one of the worst. It's brutal. They go after our ICE people who are great patriots and tough job too, but they love it. hey love it because they're cleaning up our country.

Firefighters have ladders that go up to the sky and they're being shot at by animals while they're rescuing people. This too is part of the war.

I always put the fire department in because they're great.
They're great and I got 95% of their vote too, that helps. When you get 95% of their vote you always have to mention them, but they're great and they're brave. In our inner cities, which we're going to be talking about because it's a big part of war now, it's a big part of war, but the firemen go up in ladders and you have people shooting at them while they're up in ladders. I don't even know if anybody heard that but and I said don't talk about it much but I think you have to. Our firemen are incredible. They're up in one of these ladders that goes way up to the sky rescuing people and you have animals shooting at them, shooting bullets at firemen that are way up in in death's territory. You fall off that ladder it's over.

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Military legends and lore, that's L-O-R-E, it is lore.

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Trump thinks every alleged trafficker boat that is sunk would have otherwise killed 25k American citizens, or perhaps their dogs.
He's happy that fishers don't dare go fishing anymore for some reason.

Like in Venezuela, you've seen the boats going. We can't find any more boats. They're carrying drugs, massive. Every boat kills about 25,000 people. That's what they have. They have fentanyl mostly and a lot of other drugs. And we take them out, and we've taken out four or so.
And it's on air. Everybody gets to see it. Not that we like to do that. But every boat kills 25,000, on average, 20. Some people say more. You know, you see these boats. They're stacked up with bags of white powder [actually we don't see that]. It's mostly fentanyl and other drugs, too. And now we have a problem.
General Keynes says, sir, there are no boats out there, not even fishing boats. They don't want to go fishing. I don't blame them. There'll be no fishing today. But it's amazing what strength will do, because what we want to do. What we want to do is stop drugs from flowing into our country. It's destroying. We lost 300,000 people died last year. Everybody knows, friends, many friends probably, that you lost a child or a dog.

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Trump is up to 8 wars now. He settled the Ukraine-Russia war now. It's finally over. Because Trump is not a bitchmade cuck, but someone who successfully threatens people and they do what he says.

Just about everybody. We have one signature that we need and that signature will pay in hell if they don't sign. I hope they sign for their own good and we create something really great. But to have done eight of them is just like such an honor. And then we have Putin and Zelensky. The easiest one of them all. I said that one I'll get done. I thought that was going to be first. The other was much harder. Some of them. Azerbaijan. This was going on for 36 years.
They said, it's not solvable, sir. You can't. Don't do it. I said, I will do it. I will do it. And I got on the phone with the two countries. They were great. They were great. I knew immediately. I knew as soon as I started talking to them, we're going to solve that war. We did. Now they're so happy. Now they're friends. One said he's been president for 32 years. 22 years. He said, you know, for 22 years, I did nothing but kill his people. They were in the room together at the Oval Office. And they started off spread like this. I have the beautiful resolute desk. And one was here and one was here. You couldn't get further away. That's the furthest I've ever seen two people in front of me. And as the hour went by, they got closer,
closer, closer. And at the end of the hour, we had it done. And they hugged and hugged and hugged. So nice. And you're going to remain friends. And I spoke to them, one of them, the other day. He said, no, he's now my friend. But for 22 years, he's been the head of Azerbaijan for 22 years. And the other guy, great guy, too. Seven. And you know that war, that was a war that was not solvable. He said for seven years. The other one said for 22 years, all I did was kill his people. That's all I've done. I said, well, we're going to put a stop to that. So we solved that.

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Trump is disappointed in Putin for not winning the war against Ukraine quickly. He says it's a shame that Russia got bogged down and suffered.

I'm so disappointed in President Putin. I thought he would get this thing over with. He should have had that war done in a week. And I said to him, you know, you don't look good. You're four years fighting a war that should have taken a week. Are you a paper tiger? And it's a shame.

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Trump wants to bring back battleships.

That's enough to buy a lot of battleships, Admiral, to use an old term. I think we should maybe start thinking about battleships, by the way. You know, we have a Secretary of the Navy came to me because I look at the Iowa out in California and I look at different ships, the old pictures.
I used to watch Victory at Sea. I love Victory at Sea. Look at these admirals. It's got to be your all-time favorite, black and white. When I look at those ships, they came with the destroyers alongside of them, and, man, nothing was going to stop them.
They were 20 deep, and they were in a straight line, and there was nothing going to stop them. And we actually talk about, you know, those ships. Some people would say, no, that's old technology. I don't know. I don't think it's old technology when you look at those guns. But it's something we're actually considering, the concept of battleship, nice six-inch-sized solid steel. Not aluminum. Aluminum that melts if it looks at it. There's a missile coming at it. Starts melting as the missile's about two miles away.
Now, those ships, they don't make them that way anymore. But you look at it, and your secretary likes it, and I'm sort of open to it. And bullets are a lot less expensive than missiles, a lot of reasons.
I should take a vote, but I'm afraid to take that vote because I may get voted out on that one.
But I tell you, it's something we're seriously considering. There were powers. There were big powers.
They were just about as mean and scary as you could be. And so we're looking at that.

He thinks stealth ships are ugly and things don't have to be ugly to be stealth.

On the Second World War, they were freighters and different types, but we were doing a ship a day, and now we don't do ships.
And I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person, and I don't like some of the ships you're doing aesthetically.
They say, oh, it's stealth. I say, that's an ugly ship. It's not necessary in order to say you're stealth.
By the way, the B-2 bombers were incredible. That is stealth. They went into that.

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Trump on walking on stairs.

They looked at him falling downstairs every day. Every day, the guy's falling downstairs. He said, it's not our president. We can't have it. I'm very careful, you know, when I walk downstairs, like I'm on stairs, like these stairs, I'm very — I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well. A few of our presidents have fallen and it became a part of their legacy. We don't want that. You walk nice and easy. You're not having — you don't have to set any record.
Be cool. Be cool when you walk down, but don't — don't pop down the stairs.

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Trump on the two n-words.

And it was really a stupid person that works for, I mentioned the word nuclear, I moved a submarine or two, I won't say about the two, over to the coast of Russia, just to be careful, because we can't let people throw around that word.
I call it the N-word. There are two N-words, and you can't use either of them. You can't use either of them. And frankly, if it does get to use, we have more than anybody else. We have better, we have newer.

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Trump brags about his signature and says Biden's is ugly.

And when you do, the President of the United States signs your commission, as you know, and that commission is beautifully displayed. And I signed it. Actually, I love my signature. I really do.
Everyone loves my signature. But I signed it very proudly, and I always think to myself, how can you have an auto pen sign this? m,It's just so disrespectful. To me, it's just totally disrespectful.
And it turned out that almost everything he did was signed by auto pen, except for what he gave his son, Hunter. Pardon. He signed that one. And that's actually the worst signature I've ever seen. That was the pen. The auto pen looks much better.

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Rambling about paper.

Beautiful paper, the gorgeous paper. I said, throw a little more gold on it. They deserve it. Give me — I want the A paper, not the D paper. We used to sign our piece of garbage. I said, this man is going to be a general, right? Yeah. I don't want to use this. I want to use the big, beautiful, firm paper. I want to use the real gold writing when you talk about the position. And they're beautiful. And — but how would you like to have that where you — some kid sitting in the back office is having it signed with an auto pen? I thought about it. And I thought about you people first. Admirals, generals.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

A fucking draft dodger has the balls to talk like that. If the world had any sense of justice, the closest he'd get to authority in the military is commanding a squad of obese boy scouts.

I don't think a pedophile should be near any children, Trump should just play with military toys where they could install voice clips praising how awesome he is.

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This will surely help the recruitment numbers.

MAGA genuinely hates this country and most of the people in it.

It really is telling that these are the dipshits who probably idolize the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, thinking that is how a tough as nails sergeant should act when as a reminder that guy got shot by a retard he pushed around too much.

Hegseth is making it much easier for the military to have lower recruitment numbers, on top of people not wanting to fight on behalf of Israel.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

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This will surely help the recruitment numbers.

MAGA genuinely hates this country and most of the people in it.

Not exactly surprising when they were posting full metal jacket clips a year ago saying how they will unwoke the military

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1845343182458061298

Hegseth is making it much easier for the military to have lower recruitment numbers, on top of people not wanting to fight on behalf of Israel.

Well, if those gay larp courses where you have to crawl on gravel while a guy shouts at you have a market, I imagine there's people that will happily join the military especially if you promise them that they get to shoot bunch of antifa terrorists (people who disagree with trump)

 

[JustStopDude]

Hegseth must have been quite the leader when he was in if he couldn't motivate his underlings because his subordinates weren't allowed to beat each other half to death.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"And I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person, and I don't like some of the ships you're doing aesthetically.
They say, oh, it's stealth. I say, that's an ugly ship. It's not necessary in order to say you're stealth."

The idea that the US military is getting torn apart for homoerotic reasons is just so funny.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Not exactly surprising when they were posting full metal jacket clips a year ago saying how they will unwoke the military

They didn't realize that FMJ was a warning about how the stresses of military training can create monsters. Like how Private Pyle killed Sergeant Hartman.

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This will surely help the recruitment numbers.

MAGA genuinely hates this country and most of the people in it.

That might end just like Private Pyle's story ended in FMJ.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It really is telling that these are the dipshits who probably idolize the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, thinking that is how a tough as nails sergeant should act when as a reminder that guy got shot by a retard he pushed around too much.

R. Lee Ermey's Hartman is a lot better person in the film vs. the book, where he's 100% an abusive and corrupt asshole.

Ermey's Hartman is tough but he is fair and his biggest mistake was not realizing Leonard just wasn't cut out for the Marines mentally or physically...he wanted the platoon and Leonard especially to become Marines so badly he succeeded, but it ended up costing him his own life.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

They didn't realize that FMJ was a warning about how the stresses of military training can create monsters. Like how Private Pyle killed Sergeant Hartman.

they missed that part of the movie. they just got all their information about it from youtube clips and based it off that

 

[Purple_Urkel]

That might end just like Private Pyle's story ended in FMJ.

The next report of a shooter on a military base will be real this time.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Trump is FAT

 

[LettuceMan]

Trump is FAT

And Hegseth is an alcoholic.
Don’t know about ya’ll, but I prefer my defense officials sober.

 

[GenderCop]

I’ve heard it said that Hegseth’s view of the military is based on 1980s action figures and I can believe that. I feel like this guy just binge watched Full Metal Jacket, the Rambo films, Commando, and the first Predator film (anything else I’m missing?) before he came up with these policies.

Red Dawn (trailer)
.. came out when Hegseth was 4 yrs old, I bet he has been jerking off to it his whole life.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Trump is FAT

Is that... a FAT admiral/general??? I'M GOING INSANE... HELP ME NIGGERMAN.

 

[JaneThough]

I wonder if they are purposefully creating vacancies in the military so that they can justify a draft to fight for Israel?