random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I guarantee almost all of these people were not actually raped

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

"My wife is on ONLYFANS have you heard of that before? It's like the NBA of being a prostitute. They're going to retire her payment processing number up in the rafters, while you'll be a sorry little forgotten footnote in history pal."

 

[Procopius]

I had a group of teenage girls come into my work and say, "You can put mascara on anything and call it a woman now a day's"

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

they verbatim said "oh hey i have a problem sexting minors" that's a verbatim quote, there's a screenshot of this person saying that

 

[Mound Dweller]

I asked my wife but she says she doesn't know and to stop looking at thots.

The race that has done the most evil is of course Western whites, for inflicting democracy on the world.

 

[fitty tucker]

"My 11-year-old brother is practically my height. I'm kind of desperate, his puberty is going to make me die of dysphoria (and my parents exorcised me last month)."

@Magic Pickle is the mouthpiece that God uses to bring hilarious tranny quotes to us humble farmers.

 

[PhoBingas]

Look man, everyone knows by now about the unbelievably potent cleaning capability you get when you mix bleach and ammonia. Its especially good at scraping off all that nasty tissue buildup coating the insides of people's lungs and nasal passages.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I remember one of those sites kicking off the diaper fags and they settled on some other site. It was a true faggocaust. They even made a poll about it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I get wanting to publicize healthy mental health. but telling people you're going to get raped if you go to the Looney bin because you want to off yourself will not make more people go to the Looney bin to stop them offing themselves.

You might laugh now, but this is going to be one of those trivia bits included in pop history books in a century or so to convey how crazy things got in the 21st century West to their readers.

This all seems retarded. They are retarded. Why are they so retarded?

I can't feel bad for either party. I am simply hoping for what is funniest.

The Beatles and their consequences have been disastrous for the human race.

We'll need every train track, bread oven, tractor, machete wielding Cuban and elephant we can get to win this war!!!

There is no ill deed committed on this foul Earth that cannot be traced back to the French.

"I'm done apologizing" is something I've never heard coming from somone who apologized even one time. And I'm Canadian I have no shit seen people apologize to inanimate objects.

He can stare at you, fatly, with his fat face engorged with fat staring at you, and fatly insist that he isn't fat and hasn't gained a pound of fat since high school, even while you're looking at him being obviously visibly fat.

It's incomprehensible how much this man lies.

Outstanding description, it captures his pathetic repulsiveness in accurate, neutral language.
I hereby petion for 'damp little man' to be added to the thread title.

I can see gay porn on his laptop in the reflection of his eyes.

Unfortunately, legally he is human and therefore that would be unlawful homicide.

He was serious about that delusion, and still is.

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

Yes. Americans voted in recent Nepal elections using Discord.

 

[Potato Burrito]

We both have a breeding kink and my partner wants to be bred. Using terms like seed and sperm in my dirty talk didn’t feel right to me, so I use the term eggs instead because I identify with having eggs. Something like “I’m filling you with my eggs”.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Middle eastern doorbell torture is funny af

"And he wonders why I lose my mind. I have no pants on."

 

[Laburnum]

You guys are such pussies, lol. Spending every second of your day autistically stalking people who don't matter while sitting in a cloud of your own feces and waiting for your mothers to wipe for you.

 

[Drip Torch]

Can't wait to go to Walmart, peel the "MAY CAUSE AUTISM" stickers off the medicine, and stick them on the video games

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

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[Super Mario Brothers]

You're all autistic, your special interest is stalking people

Every day, I thank whatever god or entity or universal force that pushed me down a path far, FAR away from this place, and that I didn't end up a filthy degenerate like all of you.

Holy shit, I could have turned out like you if I'd taken one wrong turn in my life... How grateful I am that I went down a better path...

In any case, it sounds like you peeps are finally getting smart enough to realize I'm just wasting your goddamn time, so I'm gonna go back to an activity that makes me happy; making art stuffs

 

[Dr. Butt]

We need a punishment for women that are sperm hunting

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

When you're autistic you have two paths: you can either cut your cock off and kill yourself or become turbo racist.

He's right tho, we are racist autists. Nice of him to notice, I try my best.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Dad, can you draw me a photo of that time your best friend fell into a punji pit and got fatally disembowed in Nam. No trust me it's therapy. Alright hold on, make him a naked anime girl instead, we need some troons to jerk off to it on bluesky for the therapy to work."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Let me put this in very simple terms for the Philistines, there is a major difference between the statue of David and gay furry diaper sex.