💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BigPeanut]

I get the impression he thinks he is Hunter S Thompson.

Into guns and self defense, actual tough guy, unpredictable and dangerous, but ultimately a rebel and anti hero with a scathing insight on modern politics and society.

Dr Thompson might have treated his family awfully at times, but he didn’t straight up abandon them.

Rickothy will have the same death as him. On the phone crying drunk with his ex wife as he spitefully shoots himself in the head as the final “fuck you for leaving me bitch!”

 

[Law]

That, is a Fatrick level solution.

I could see Expert Marksman Fat blaming his obesity on his concealed carry.
"Just beer and gat fat, child. Still not fat, still never was."

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

probably the funniest fucking thing about that pic of Rick in the Garage bar is that the two people next to him have the lighting on them and he's just in the shadows on the fringe, an undesirable, an eyesore. he's a lump of clay on the side of the road. onaboard posters already pointed out he was prison'ing the stalkers while at this bar (it coincided with football, i believe) and talking shit about Charlie Kirk. i'm just saying, it's fucking perfect for him: a fat friendless fuck-up. God has the greatest sense of humor.

 

[NaggotFigger]

New Rick catchphrase, stlaker children. We can say that we're all diseased and delusional, stlaker. Talk shit about his Insane Clown Posse daddy Tommy Clown will guarantee that his 1.2 GPA mindset will call you diseased. You died here, stlaker.

Ole' JenJen denies about his death threats to Ade and big cock Jon, and his open admission to never wear any underwear at all. Yes, aTalker child. Here's a correcTion, I have a penis bigger than that dickhead diaper-wearing Dan Mullen, and I raped your mother in front of your cuckquean father...

Fat and limp. Rotund and obese, flaccid frontal lobe. Fatly lies even.


Nice Orange Man bad post, stupid. You barely graduated from the dogshit high school and got instantly dropped out of college with those four GPA papers and straight zeros in Chemistry and Physics, you dunce. Please fucking tell us about your medical education is absolutely top-notch with such grades whilst debooking on evil Drumpf

Fat and illiterate that Mama Raven has to suck the principal's cock to get her golden baby boy to graduate from high school before Kyle would humiliate this fat pig further. That goofy hair still makes you look like a queer stripper too. Was it enlightening enough that it's like rocket science for 1.2 GPA numbnuts that becomes atheist from capeshit and Star Wars, and reading headlines from food brands and fell into every single bait like flies getting sticked to glue traps, in Rick's case, fell into the bait like flies getting attracted to Pecorino cheese? Fat.

Probably smells worse than Casu Marzu with a douse of cheap beer, goyslop and grease from decomposing niglet corpses in the pepperoni basement and hooked freshly made niggeroni that reeks of rotting human flesh and your fat saliva. Fat.


Rick proclaims that he has ADHD and family members that are autistic as Chris
MATI:

Spoiler

You're full of shit that even your self-diagnosed mental illness sounds like a mentally retarded pooner or dyke proclaiming this, doubt you have any sorts of ADHD with that piggy face of yours and histrionic, narcissistic and extremely misogynist remarks to women and civilians. And your voice is so fatly sissy and queer, your body is so obese and your bitch tits are so saggy that it makes an old lady frown in shame of how fat and toast-headed you are with the radish hair that can be easily get messy from rolling around the fart couch. You only say that so that other civilians would pity you. No ADHD faggots would act like a disgusting bull dyke that voices her lispy pieced fish mouth about "white privilege and Nazi fascists" and her narcissism openly whilst punching her weaker girlfriend because her punches can't even stifle an average man.

You also skipped your gym "promises" and take selfies standing in the gym so that you can come to the local gay sauna to suck nigger cock, then go to restaurants that aren't Hooligan's to gobble up like a disgusting pig, especially key lime pies and then call everyone a Nazi whenever their opinions are actually common sense or opposes your "Political firebrand" takes. You cried everytime your dead capeshit franchises show any highlights and gets nu-soyface when Star Wars, Star Trek or any starships are posted everywhere, then talk shit about Orange Man bad and Saint Kirk is a fucking scumbag, then wails like a huge manbaby when everyone calls you a piece of nigger shit, then makes fatly lying posts that "these nazis are attacking me but other people" because you think of yourself like fucking Emperor Palpatine when he tries to plea to Darth Vader to kill Luke Skywalker (doubt he cares about the Original Trilogy more that every time Rey Palpatine pops up), then cries to your own barrel and toilet like a real fat faggot with bitch tits like if Big Nick doesn't matter more than Star Wars and the pests. The more your own bodily parts pop up in photoshoots, you gain more fucking weight and strongly contradicted about "having pecs" or muscles. You look like a dirty pig more than any strongfat. Your fat piggy hooves' fist pumps, are as limp as your flaccid attempts to crack your own knuckle to look like an actual internet tough guy and your dogshit reloading of your Chinesium-made cuck Glock and P90 with Chinesium-made accessories to make if you look like you are heavily armed, looking like a badass conservative, when you allowed a pest to record your half-hovel AirBnB in silence with shitty Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and Star Trek tattoo whilst wearing the most soy merchandise out there with your punchable face taking a selfie with your fatbody and owning a Rustang named after a chick from your favorite space opera aside from Star Wars or Star Trek, making you look like a "conservative" when it makes you look like a fat midwestern white trash faggot. Your cousins are right about calling Mustang owners like you a sissy faggot with bitch tits.

Fat fucking mouth with a greasy and foul attitude and the most obvious bullshit known to man makes you an easy punching bag because of your credulous nature being as comparable as a crybully who got pulled in by the principal for being full of shit. Your mind is like a mush between a fat immature crybully that never grew up mentally to 13 with childish and nu-interests comparable to soyboys with painting toy dinosaurs and getting excited over capeshit from the likes of Disney, Marvel and so on. Full of shit to the point he called Gollum as Golem because he watched the movies instead of reading Tolkien's LOTR or even calling him Smeagol (His barren dyke wife, Niki looks like a fatter Smeagol mixed with Jar Jar Binks more than an actual woman) and calling Boromir "Rohirrim" because reading books are for Nazis and other self-proclaimed bullshit why Rick prefers watching movies more than reading other novels but his own dogshit plagiarized books and defending pedophiles. So why even take a picture of you holding a Sun Tzu book when you don't even read anything more than a sentence or more than 2 paragraphs then believes it instantly? You're so full of nigger shit from being beaten into a pulp by niggers outside of Chubby's Cheesesteak and got your Samsung Galaxy S10 stolen because you're so morbidly obese, you can't even self-defend yourself or get the dusty treadmill out and run on it on maximum speed to exercise.

Oh wait. Fat even. Fat.

I haven't gained a pound in high school, stalker, as the delusions you obsessively lie about clearly states. I have 225lbs of muscles and pectorals and you did not fart in my wife's vagina, stlaker.
You are diseased. You have peanut butter in your mouth again. Your lives are already over, stlaker. Your lives will be concluded in a cage smaller than a Death Star. Wait for the knock. Brace for impact, and you all have died here.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

There's something extra hilarious about the Garage picture to me. The tonal whiplash from the happy couple enjoying their weekend in an age-appropriate setting to Fatrick's aura of misery and obesity as he threatens prison to anonymous trolls on twitter. I'm surprised whoever is in charge of their social media didn't crop him out. It reminds me of this:

 

[Summer of George]

Now that I look at the photo more closely, it appears he's moving away from the Kool-Aid Man and toward a different food-related character.

Honestly, just look at the shape of his body. Is it not the perfect rounded-off cone with which we're all familiar?

 

[AnOminous]

Theres no shame in putting on a little weight as you age. There is shame in refusing to admit it in the face if evidence.

This is what amazes me about Pat. He can stare at you, fatly, with his fat face engorged with fat staring at you, and fatly insist that he isn't fat and hasn't gained a pound of fat since high school, even while you're looking at him being obviously visibly fat.

It's incomprehensible how much this man lies. He will lie about being fat. He will lie about paying Quasi. He will lie about things that are obviously true. It's honestly hard to understand how much of a liar it is possible to be.

I often wonder who he even thinks he's fooling with his ridiculous lies.

I'm surprised whoever is in charge of their social media didn't crop him out. It reminds me of this:

As much as I laugh whenever I see this picture, I also feel intense sorrow. Look at the pure shame on the face of the dad, and the utter hatred in the eyes of the mother. I envy them their sheer level of restraint in not just picking up an axe and chopping those furfags into nuggets with it.

Rickothy will have the same death as him. On the phone crying drunk with his ex wife as he spitefully shoots himself in the head as the final “fuck you for leaving me bitch!”

He never had the life of HST though. And I am disgusted by the way HST bitched out at the end of his life. That was an act of pure pathetic spite and I wish he had ended himself with more dignity.

 

[Well Intentioned]

You forgot the friendless loser who’s too embarrassed to merge with a barstool without some crutch to make him feel less alone. As if hanging out in bars multiple times a week isn’t embarrassing enough.

That'd be the 'laptop as a prop' types. The laptop (or whatever) is used as a means of initiating conversation.

 

[FinnSven]

I often wonder who he even thinks he's fooling with his ridiculous lies.

I think he must staunchly, firmly and completely believe them.

Technicality Tomlinson is a fatsona, but I am certain there are times which it goes beyond that and into outright conviction in his delusions.

Being fat is a massive one.
He quite clearly is a sagging fat man in recent photos.
It’s not just a camera adding 10 pounds situation.
He has bitch tits, a belly and a double chin.
If he can look at this photo and thinks he still looks like he did in high school, then he is 100% delusional.

 

[BigPeanut]

Now that I look at the photo more closely, it appears he's moving away from the Kool-Aid Man and toward a different food-related character.

Honestly, just look at the shape of his body. Is it not the perfect rounded-off cone with which we're all familiar?

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I can see gay porn on his laptop in the reflection of his eyes.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Off-topic, but when I think about a naked mole rat opening its mouth, I reminded of this fish-faced fuckface.




No child, I am not a naked mole rat opening its mouth. No child, I don't eat nigger mice because I want to. No child, I am not the Baby Sun from the Teletubbies. And no child, my parents are proud of me, and I never gained a pound since high school. These are your delusions again. Enjoy digging holes.

 

[AnOminous]

Just look at this foul, repulsive creature. How does this thing even exist? Why can't we just kill him?

Just LOOK AT HIM. He is so utterly vile. Is this even a human? Look at this foul excrescence of subhumanity.

 

[Broadside]

From 2018:

Cameras catch a man peeing into a pint glass outside Champion's Pub in Milwaukee. Then he brags about what he wants to have happen next.
"If someone can take a sip off it- That's like my favorite thing to do."

Tell me who this looks like. Uncanny resemblance!

https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1998515253496408&vanity=benhutchisonTV

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Edit:

I had never seen the feta tweet before, holy shit this is great:

 

[FinnSven]

Just look at this foul, repulsive creature. How does this thing even exist? Why can't we just kill him?

Just LOOK AT HIM. He is so utterly vile. Is this even a human? Look at this foul excrescence of subhumanity.

Unfortunately, legally he is human and therefore that would be unlawful homicide.

If through clever legal wrangling you managed to get him officially declared a swine or hog, he would then technically be the property of Niki I suppose, so at worst you would face a civil suit from her or possibly some animal cruelty charges.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Rick proclaims that he has ADHD and family members that are autistic as Chris

Wrong, child. He is ADHD.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Wrong, child. He is ADHD.
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No child, he is ADHD and Antifa at the same time. You have peanut butter in your mouth again. And he is the machine that will kill fascists and Nazis, child. You missed the second memo again. Wait quietly for the knock as this machine will come to your door and punch Nazis.

 

[AnOminous]

Wrong, child. He is ADHD.

No, he is retardation. He is mental stupidity. He is dumbness in an ambulatory form.

But most importantly, he is FAT.

 

[Akashic Retard]

This machine is a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

probably the funniest fucking thing about that pic of Rick in the Garage bar is that the two people next to him have the lighting on them and he's just in the shadows on the fringe, an undesirable, an eyesore. he's a lump of clay on the side of the road. onaboard posters already pointed out he was prison'ing the stalkers while at this bar (it coincided with football, i believe) and talking shit about Charlie Kirk. i'm just saying, it's fucking perfect for him: a fat friendless fuck-up. God has the greatest sense of humor.

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Is he holding a mouse in his right hand? A laptop in a bar is bad enough but this Fat MF appears to carry a mouse everywhere as well instead of just fat fingering the track pad.