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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I personally beat off to fully grown women with large tits and plump asses when I was 14.

Yeah I didn't ever think of my mom while jerking off.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Adam.
If you post videos of you getting fucked in the ass.
Prepare for some reviews lmao

 

[Dr. Butt]

So Tylenol doesn't exist? Because there's no such thing as trans health care.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I haven’t felt these kind of musical vibes since Milli Vanilii went legit and reinvented the whole fuckn game.

It's pee all the way down.

I disagree with him on many things, but he is the best thing you can be in life in my personal opinion/gayass code, which is "good at your job".

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
BATMAN!

 

[Doxmatix]

Reechains, tumblers, and vinyl stickers are the fat bitch crafteeng triad

She got Boogie's Animal Crossing type of good, and easy cancer, I see.

This is not to say that to get female attention you must become a lolcow, shoot up a school, or murder a healthcare executive, but it all revolves on putting yourself out there.

The ultimate encryption backdoor is just torturing you it appears.

"OH YEAH KOOL AID!!!" [Kool Aid mascot is in a red hijab this time]

 

[Pedophobe]

Wow it's like the saddest, horniest ouroboros.

I haven't qualified for a "normal human being" card in decades.

We are basically the Rivendell of Racism here.

Whoever made this has a PHD in Racism.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Get the fuck out of here with your logic and facts, clearly the aliens are into feet.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Aaron is unironically Nick's god now, with Melton as his prophet.

 

[graywolf88]

“grow a pair. Oh wait you cut yours off fucking faggot”

 

[Taser Confetti]

this is why you shouldn't be fat, it's too easy to get mixed up and get mistaken for another fat dude.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hopefully there are no problems uploading zip files here. They range from 14mB to almost 30mb, depending on the amount of racism contained within.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Your life-force and likeness now belong to me nigga

"Living as a woman is genuinely difficult in ways that those forums never, ever prepared me for." But you don't know. You only know what's it's like to be a cross dresser with fucked up no no parts.

That's a relief. I thought maybe everyone had gone mad and didn't invite me.

 

[Meat Target]

Seafarer’s law: as an A&H thread grows in page number the likelihood of Jews being mentioned (irrespective of their relevance to the conversation) approaches 100%

 

[Dr. Butt]

Most of that 76 inches is back fat.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Can we have one happening where we don't discuss the Jews?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

May the horse be with this bitch, in all three holes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rose wanted to be a mildly retarded toddler who was dying of cancer, whereas Meerkat wants to be a severely retarded toddler with a dragon's hoard of colorful disability toys.

Rose wanted to be a sexy mildly retarded toddler who was dying of cancer.

Rose wanted to be a sexy mildly retarded toddler who was dying of cancer, and wore a diaper.

I should be allowed to dislike weird fat sex pests.

The number of things she takes to make her shit is astounding.

 

[Big Nasty]

just popping in to say fuck niggers.

Burt mogging a femoid with his loose sphincter
#gay #groyper #fuckwomen

 

[Post Reply]

We can only draw one sensible conclusion from the choice of Abba: that the State of Israel delights in making a mockery of international law.

 

[Oh!]

he was probably pissed women were eating all the foreskins before he had a chance to savor any.