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[vomitusdeux]

Do not ever fucking call me "horsefriend."

You have to remember that the con staff were probably forced to look at this thread and read sentences such as "The wokenuggets....", "Splashed a Mexican with his car", and "I DO NOT HAVE A POOPWOUND AND IT DOESN'T STINK" while a mentally ill tranny shoves a phone in their face complaining about beaners and a fat guy.

Ask why your vagina has balls underneath

I'd literally shove a hezbollah brand pager right in my foreskin and page myself "you deserve this" to activate the IED if it even had an inkling of gaining slightly more blood flow if I was in the same state as your fucking stinkditch.

i shower more than chris chan ever will in his entire life

Roses are red
Violets are cerulean
Your manhood is dead
You will never be a woman

Nigga's forehead wrinkles make him look like a double layered cake

I dont know what the fuck kind of Xmen Genepool is, but he couldnt have been that good to begin with

SAAR I FUCKING LOVE THE THINKER SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE NAZI PROPAGANDA SCULPED BY DA VINCI

Why are you so obssessed with the boy? Do you want to steal his foreskin?

If you refuse to stop I'll be forced to ask Catgirls Are Love to generate an image of Mitsuo lynching a black man.

If any medical kiwis happen to come across this post, I am genuinely curious to know exactly how bad it is to inflate your intestines like a balloon for 12 years.

You goon to Michael Jackson?

Taylor Swift being fucked by Oscar the Grouch was the only good thing AI has ever done.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I bet her farts rattle the windows for blocks around.

She looks so fucked, poor guy, I hope she gets some sense back into his lesbo/homo?? brain and realises how big of a fuck up her choice was, I liked his acting smh

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

the scrotum is just a handy place to put things.

I keep my keys and a pack of gum in there. I call it my love pouch

 

[Dr. Butt]

What the fuck is up with people? I don't get it. Are you fucking retarded?

 

[Doxmatix]

We are on a self-described gossiping forum, and the DarkSydePhil board at that. This isn't exactly the zenith of intellectual discussion

We also have a Nepalese day spa, where they rub olive oil into your scalp...and good fucking luck trying to shampoo it out later.

Learning that DSP has an unironic fan would be more traumatic to me than getting a death threat from one of them.

 

[CallmeCicada]

We need to just teach clowns to not rape.

 

[Justice Tony]

"Truely, truely I tell you, a user cannot enter the Kingdom of Sneed unless they are born of humility and joy."

hey I was ban before now look I'm back

 

[Aunt Carol]

EAT RANDOM HOMELESS ASS.

As a goth you have no idea how bad it is, please start the tranny holocaust now for the love of god.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

theoretically could I train an AI with grimories and magic books and shit and unleash a digital warlock or demon to do my bidding on some Megami Tensei shit?

Niggy Wiggy has always been a brotha.

I have no tits and I must poon

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

Just came up with the idea of 'George Foid', and its like George Floyd but hes maybe some kind of woman. What do ya'll think about that?

 

[CaddestSlown]

I live with women. Forgive me.

What if we asked Greenland to sell us Denmark?

turn them into our little lego gimps

Enjoy your Boomer pachinko, bud.

Who made the the stupid policy to air lift fatties? Everyone knows you don't air lift fatties, you roll fatties, you roll them, you roll them right into the sea so they can become their true selves, to become the whales they've always meant to be.

Stocks are gambling you fucking retard. Go do something productive to make money. Like selling hand crafted, premium American Cotton nooses to bankers.

Sun Tzu: Gay Jew always wants more money. He will choke your finances like how he chokes his weiner every night to his cash pile. His penis end look like purple pool ball. Do not give him money.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I just wanted to make a tuna bake, not go on a fucking Odyssey.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

All the stickers in the world won't make me incorrect.

portrayed like a egoistical crackhead.

Is this bitch retarded or straight? Oh I see, a man. Well I guess same question.

some troons are faggots and some troons are perverts, but the faggots are still perverts and the perverts are still faggots.

Think the Yellowstone Caldera in Wyoming, but aerosol pajeet poo instead of volcanic ash

FDR was an evil dead legged cocksucker

How many more middle aged white female teachers need their asses beat

am I a hater if I am jealous of someone who can sleep for eleven hours straight?

A moment of silence for all the poor Congolese children who won't learn how to safely insert objects into the rectum

a lesbian baster baby in the middle of AIDSland.

as long as he stays out of granny panties except the one he wear himself.

Why are you such an entitled little cunt?

Gunpla is a very faggoty name for your hobby

This butterfly bussin frfr no c-ACK!

Do people who inject butterflies into their body count as human?

I didn't even need the image of the retard, I knew he wasn't white.

the show is basically "India's Got Retards"

Then they are spiritual negroes, and still not white. Same as wiggers before them.

That nigga is still in the thermosphere, not space

Rebrand yourself AAPI all you want, you'll still be lower on the racial totem pole than the blackest nigger in the jungle.

Maybe Lord Miles can help negotiate them out.

Good to see Catler landed on his feet with a governmental agency after getting das boot from here.

Proof the furry ERP DM chain was a glowop

when will you lazy niggers learn to convert .png to .jpg

This an insane number of rats. You shouldve got more and taught them to kill pitbulls.

These folks aren't even worthy to be compared to sewer scum or the film that floats atop the Ganges.

Jimmy is an old school faggot who would absolutely hit peak trans and become a gay conservative.

>no, kiwifarms, not every woman is a tranny

THE HAPPENINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

We need null back in Eurostan ASAP: his Winnie-the-pooh physique is a natural Diversity/car bollard.

Fkn dumb hoe hadn’t been in thot news lately I guess

Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost. Try not to fedpost.

Male. Female. I don’t care, I want streamers dead.

Bro didn't even do it on Ramadan.
Damn amateur.

 

[neger psykolog]

Eat shit and die balloon boy apologist.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I dont know if this indicates that Black people are biologically half gay.

A REAL AMERICAN MOVIE BEATS THESE FRENCH FRAUDS

FROM PENIS TO VAGINA, MORE LIKE FROM PENIS TO GO TO HELL!

Dystopic? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. Really, really funny? Also yes.

God is an Eagles fan.

You get what you deserve for betting on a mutt QB to run it in. Only black QBs are guaranteed to do that, unless they are Josh Allen or Steve Young

 

[neverendingmidi]

Bolivian Mennonite gas-rapists
That's some IRL random_text.txt shit

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The niggers in Africa could simply not resist jumping him for cheesesteaks (albeit this is also partially self defense).

 

[Gentlebastard]

Even Deus Ex couldn't predict this faggotry.

I still think she's probably just more retarded than the story presents (which is already pretty retarded)

See, that's supposed to be an article telling about something horrible that makes you sad, but it has the exact opposite effect on me. It makes me super happy. My smile got bigger and bigger as the examples of sadness piled up!

If you need to make a controversial artistic statement, can't you just nail a bologna sandwich to a wall or something else that's conventionally retarded?

Art museums should be defunded until they put actual art on display again.

I say we do a new art exhibit where we put this dude in the pig trough, and see where a bunch of pigs stand morally on the issue.

Have I been lied to? Are people allowed to just lie on the Internet like that?

I wish my German was better as you truly haven’t experienced fedposting until you read it in the original Klingon.

Big shoutout to my nervous system for barely managing to stop me from angrily fedposting until the police arrives

The part in that video where he fires the pork fat out of shot has lived in my head rent-free for well over a decade at this point.

Are you saying all my ailments aren't caused by wandering womb, and I don't need body destroying psych drugs or a lobotomy just because I'm upset that my husband cheated on me with his secretary?

What's dysfunctional about wanting to be fucked in the ass while wearing a cow costume?

Learning about this psychotic bitch has been the highlight of my night.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Chloroform expert here.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Look, the deleted video of him talking about bringing a parachute to work when working in a high rise after 9/11 was peak YouTube and I wish someone had it still.

Yep he released 10 hour long schizo rant where he claims he was raped by his schizophrenic mother. He is in contact with both Christian God and Odin and that he is their Chosen One who will lead rightwingers to glory.

"Debbie Does Everyone At Wendy's"