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This is why you ignore their policies, don't even ask, and just do whatever the fuck you feel like. What are they going to do, charge you with felony Sprite giving?
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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“Be more willing to ask forgiveness than seek permission” is in general a solid rule for life. And in my experience, food in hospitals and other health facilities are some of the least healthy, junkiest shit you can put in your body. Fuck ‘em.
I pity the nurses and CNAs who have to deal with Jack when he lands himself back in the nursing home. Fortunately many (if not most) of them these days are unqualified immigrants from Africa and Thailand with lax hygiene and an impenetrable air of apathy. None of Jack’s bitching will move them in any way toward sympathizing with him. Imagine how infuriated he’ll be to have so many complaints to make and no ability to post them online.
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Junior pooner has a nice ring to it
So does Junior nigger
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Jack was getting riled up as fuck with the second F as in Frank show with Jimmy tonight. Very Angy!
He’s lidurrally blocking the word Mayonnaise from chat. You can see it if you post it, but nobody else can. (You can prove it by switching from Live Chat to “All”). It will post of you misspell it as Mayonaise , but blocks “Mayo” as well. Why would a grown man filter a specific condiment in chat?
Jack was seething at the pushback he got from wolk libs in the audience.
Frequent political over-sharer Jack also thought that Lindsey Graham was a Democrat woman. He got very mad at Disney for making Shrek Junior a tranny in Shrek 5 too.
Jack was called a flatworm for his lack of knowledge of key players in public events. Jack lost his shit and boysclubbed the true and honest fan.
Jack debated the appropriate use of the hard R N word with nobody in particular. But he wanted his point known regardless.
I missed the link to he live voice chat he’s doing on X right now. Anyone have that?
He’s lidurrally blocking the word Mayonnaise from chat. You can see it if you post it, but nobody else can. (You can prove it by switching from Live Chat to “All”). It will post of you misspell it as Mayonaise , but blocks “Mayo” as well. Why would a grown man filter a specific condiment in chat?
Jack was seething at the pushback he got from wolk libs in the audience.
Frequent political over-sharer Jack also thought that Lindsey Graham was a Democrat woman. He got very mad at Disney for making Shrek Junior a tranny in Shrek 5 too.
Jack was called a flatworm for his lack of knowledge of key players in public events. Jack lost his shit and boysclubbed the true and honest fan.
Jack debated the appropriate use of the hard R N word with nobody in particular. But he wanted his point known regardless.
I missed the link to he live voice chat he’s doing on X right now. Anyone have that?
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You didn't miss much. It was just a few minutes of him getting mad at not understanding the user interface or why there was a limit to the number of speakers at one time. There was one troll who pretended to be a retarded Jack fan and gave a shoutout to "Tom and his lovely girlfriend", but that was about the only notable event.
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That’s pretty damn corny.
I was hoping that someone, besides Junior for once, would start spamming gamer words while Jack fumbles for the controls, to SHUT IT DOWN before running his scootypuff over his MACKBOOK to physically end the stream by taking his hard drive down to the ground, because he can’t see or manipulate the GUI software controls or voice commands,
Sadly, Jack’s detractor community is too smart for such juvenile humor. And will instead lull Jack into a false sense of security, and drop thermonuclear N-Bombs on his voice chat live stream at the absolute most awkward time possible for Jack.
May Jack live long enough for his grandnibba to see what an asshole he truly is.
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My favorite part of that live stream is how Jack justifies the moon landing being fake by asking why we can't see the American flag up there with a telescope.
What a fucking moron.
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I'd like to highlight a few points from Jr's touching note.....
1) Gucci Goombah - Jr....you're a dead broke wage slave doing some kind of very low level work (after screwing up a great career path job in HVAC). You barely pay any of your own bills and live in nowhere Tennessee. You don't own/can't afford/shouldn't buy ANY authentic luxury goods, Gucci or otherwise. Also, you're not really Italian.
2) "I already wanna give you the world (But you gon have to earn it too)" - Not a bad sentiment, but first of all, again, you're a broke man child bum who has achieved nothing and therefore have nothing to "give" anyone else. The best thing you could give this kid is a positive example of you growing up, getting serious about a grown up job and maturing etc. But yes beyond that the kid is certainly going to have to earn his place in the world cause it isn't going to be gifted to him via Jack or Jack Jr.
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Correctly, though? Given he's the retard who designed his house, the "bidet" is probably one of the two shower heads closest to the toilet, with a hose only long enough to reach the bowl if you're holding it in your right hand, and with Tammy having to mop all the grease off the floor when he's "done", after first having to navigate lifting him off the crumbling toilet seat and back into his paper towel-layered wheelchair while there's bloody shit all over his hands and glasses (in the manner of a finger-painting toddler). Jack seems like the kind of guy who pops another hemorrhoid every time he tries to stand up.
Of course, this all assumes that Jack's "bidet" isn't just him shitting through the slats of his shower chair and then counting on Tammy to waffle-stomp the least sharp fragments down the drain without slipping or contracting tetanus. Maybe that's why they shower together with two faucet heads - If one of them ends up revealing that they shower together twenty five times a day, we'll know why. This would also serve to explain why Jack constantly appears grimy, in addition to wearing the same, dandruff-speckled shirts for days at a time: He showers exclusively from the waist down.
Jack wouldn't be able to see it on a restaurant menu, either.
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I skimmed the F as in Frank, and caught Jack saying "I'm 10% black" during the discussion of Jack Jr.'s little list. He went on to say that made Junior 5% and that everyone has black in them.
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This somehow is even dumber than his belief that JFK was a Republican and Nixon was a Democrat, which was also revealed on a livestream with Jimmy. Must have been about 2-3 months ago now. The chat laughed its ass off at his abject stupidity, and Jack became enraged and said people can't expect him to know every single little fact about history. To which someone basically replied, "Of course not, but you should not be the biggest fucking moron who ever lived on the subject of X if you devote your whole life to ranting about X." To which Jimmy nodded in agreement and Jack had no answer.
Never thought I'd encounter something dumber than that, but here we are. Pretty much no one on either side likes Lindsey Graham, so in Jack's mind that means Lindsey Graham must be an evil unlikable Democrat. (And he has a girl's name, so he must be a girl!) Same logic Jack applied to the presidents. Right or wrong, JFK is generally revered and Nixon is generally hated, so JFK = Good = Republican and Nixon = Bad = Democrat. His critical thinking skills are literally childlike, and if we're being honest, dumb childlike. On this chart he is actually below the bottom rung, because he can't recall facts and basic concepts.
Another reason he likes to give is the fact we've never been back, lol.
For whatever it's worth, noted lolcow Amberlynn Reid also believes the moon landing didn't happen. She and Jack have a ton in common -- shitty childhoods, morbid obesity, narcissism, extreme inability to cook, allegations of abuse, etc. -- so just add this to the pile.
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Throw in some slap chopped bell peppers (or hot peppers), a bit of chopped celery, and some relish (or just chopped pickles) and it'd be a fairly typical Southern side (and actually pretty good although I prefer the more vinegary three bean salad).
So how did Jagoff totally fuck up such a simple recipe (I mean other than leaving out about half the traditional ingredients)? My guess is way too much mayo. Looking back to earlier in the thread: yeah unsurprisingly way too much mayo.
The pork and beans choice isn't that unusual, though.
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The part in that video where he fires the pork fat out of shot has lived in my head rent-free for well over a decade at this point.
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Jack wants about 10" of black in him
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That one was vile. Not only he did make a dish that looks like vomit, but seems like he went for the vomit flavor too
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It's pretty common at any roadside BBQ.
He might have stolen this and half-assed it by not including all the usual ingredients:
But he DEFINITELY added more than 3 tablespoons of mayonnaise.
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He got that from mega-tard Candace Owens. She said that on multiple shows.
At first glance I read this as “Frequent political over-sharter Jack.”
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That's a really dumb reason. There's seriously no practical reason to go there at present. It was a proof of concept and a project where we and the Soviet Union could be rivals about something that wasn't nuking each other and the rest of the planet.