random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BrunoMattei]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/lol-look-at-this-spiderman-faggot.12800/post-20745155

It starts with posting your child, and ends up you sharing pictures of yourself molestin a rubber duck for attention.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Is that a bbc or a cock made out of shit?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Himmler remained a virgin until his late 20s, but better late than never.

I'd rather charge a machine gun nest in a golf cart then make a hoi4 mod discord.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

You owe my boner an apology.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Elon will never be half the man Zelensky is."

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...nst-the-russian-invasion.150025/post-20746528

 

[Tablet County]

Nothing made me as suicidal as being called a "silver fox" before reaching 20.

 

[CallmeCicada]

get this freak away from young children and owls

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

One of the biggest psyops the Jews ever pulled was equating homosexual activity with being gay.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

When the British, in their hubris, turned away from the true light of the Church, I could forgive them, for I had hope that they might one day find their way back to Christ's embrace.

When the British came to Africa, they found a continent created by God to amuse Himself. He had filled it with many strange creatures - lions, giraffes, elephants - that He loved, and apes that appeared almost human. He surrounded this land with oceans, sank its interior below sea level while raising hills along its coastline, and carved vast deserts. To make sure it remained set apart, He placed yet another sea to mark this great Zoo and its animals off from the people.
But the British, ignorant of God's plans and without the guidance of the Church, built a railway across this land and exported these strange creatures across the world. What should have remained in Africa now roams the streets; every major city has become a Zoo.
And yet, I could forgive them. After all, everyone makes mistakes, and these creatures are still God's creation.

When the British came to India, they found a subcontinent that God had quarantined with the tallest mountains, deserts, seas, rivers, jungles, and oceans, ensuring that nothing could escape. For Hell had opened in India, and its spawns poured out like locusts, consuming everything good that God had created there.
But the British, ignorant of God's harsh measures, built a railway across this land and exported those foul creatures across the world. What should have remained in India now roams the streets; every major city has become a Hell.
This, I can never forgive, for they have brought Hell upon us all.

 

[Dr. Butt]

an overrated over moderated dunning-kruger fountain of cognitive dissonance bugchasing faggot hugbox glownigger consensus cracking operation

"Kiwi Farms"

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you can't call a user who posts content you don't like a retarded faggot nigger and post a picture of goatse to wash it down on a forum without being punished, its just not a very good forum.

sorry for double poops but this guy's post needs to stand alone

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Diversity is ONLY provided by niggers. You could have a country with whites, asians, even pajeets, and it wouldn't be diverse if there were zero niggers.

 

[Pedophobe]

Everything you have read on the Internet regarding is 100% true and honest.

It's like a reality tv version of "Psycho"

Isn't it truly maddening that "stop ruining yaoi" is something that even has to be said at all?

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Women dont even exist, just a psyop to prevent you and only you from getting to the real truth about the world.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

"This is a hentai plot."
"Probably, but can you prove it's not a solid economic theory?"

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[Harm]

I am, in fact, not a whore.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

"Son, you dishonor famiry by wedding fat whitu pigu"

***MOD EDITED TO REMOVE PHOTO OF CHILD***

In other words, you need to slip some ayahuasca into his morning coffee so he experiences ego death.

You can find your daughter cute without having to post her on the internet, you fat pancake tit retard

Erm, chud. If my daughter happens to get raped by a pack of rapid niggers, it's not really their fault that my daughter decided to go out in public today... mhmm????

I saw your tits. 4/10 at best if I hadn't busted a nut for a week. That is all I have to contribute to this.

I understand you get shittered from time to time to let off some steam but this is getting off the rails .

She wants to be a dancing monkey and she wants us to cringe at her, she's shclicking her ego with our contempt and I feel quite violated by it.

-"Oh you're back early from the bathroom."
-*Grabs gun* "Butthole's haunted."

 

[Dr. Butt]

the common sense God gave tapeworms has never stopped anyone of transgender alignment

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If someone makes you mad, impale them with your fursona antlers I guess

 

[Spectate]

He definitely suffers from delusions of grandeur, as he sees himself as a master visionary when in reality he is a fat retard.