random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

@Ass to Ass

I will run my foot up your ass and explain why it belongs there

 

[CaddestSlown]

Please, eat a fucking bullet you absolutely joyless cuck.

 

[Hepativore]

I was venting crying to my friend I laid my head on her lap and her PUSSY WAS STANK ASF I stopped crying asap

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Trump will ignore my calls for both of them to be blended into a smoothy and fed to pigs.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

My fellow American, he hasn't even been arrested yet and you're talking about his asshole.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

If I sperg out and make an ass of myself on the Farms will I get a tailor-made Sonichu OC?
Sounds like a nice deal.

Remember, God hates humanity and gives them psychosis when he bullies them with Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Diseases and Satan.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Moths! Fucking moths!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Have you never experienced the rush of completing a star destroyer lego set at the exact moment you nut into your wife leading to your second child?

Why even live if not?

 

[CallmeCicada]

"She's my gf and I wouldn't have sex with her"

 

[TaimuRadiu]

You are a giga-nigger with super-aids. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have no case, and I must scream

 

[neger psykolog]

"I have a gun in my home and I don't know how to use it" is definitely up there as one of the smartest things to post openly on the Internet.

We don't follow these people because they do smart things.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Women as a collective are guilty. The matriarchy caused this, and women perpetuate the matriarchy. Silence is violence, sweetie, and you're either anti-matriarchy or you support the matriarchy. It's called being a decent fucking human being, my sweet summer child.

 

[Tari]

She is politically schizophrenic

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

KARMA IS A BUDDHIST BELIEF, I AM NOT BUDDHIST I AM SATANIC.​

 

[Tablet County]

If you see an account named Null but with an Ü watch out. That is a Fake ass Nigga.

Fake ass niggas are invading us watch out they

WOOOOOOOO

YEAH BITCH DIZ IS DA FAKE AZZ NIGGA INVASION WE WUZ HORROR MOSTA YEAAS

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's one thing to burn American flags or stone your wife to death, it's entirely something else to miss lunch.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Moving the goal posts means +5 faggot points for you.

how hard is it to understand 'its better having them inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in'?

Sniper nests all along the road, jaywalkers will be shot on sight.

If I were related to him I'd try to deny it, too

You can't blame everything on British being heathens.

I'd try it. Now the question is what other animals could potentially be loafanized?

I can't be the only one to assume that Jack's skull has the texture of room temperature butter; and one could easily push their fingers through it.

Every time I see her photo it eliminates my chance of popping a boner for at least an hour

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

back in the day that meant ass babies, at least as far as I know.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now the question is what other animals could potentially be loafanized?