random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Does anyone have that meme that's like, a Buddha state of Trump telling George Floyd to "get inside the fetus" so he can be reincarnated as CWC's child? I feel like someone here would have it

I've always felt that it should be Taco Wednesday, the perfect mid-week meal. I am tired of appeals to alliteration as an answer.

Sir, this is the lmao niggers thread. Support group thread for getting over teenage angst is in the Deep Thots subforum.

He did post his brothel review to his personal facebook page where presumably his family would see it

What a goober. Everyone knows brothel reviews belong on LinkedIn.

You haven't yet become aware of the "human toilet" fetish, have you? And you call yourself a Kiwi?

This is perhaps the dumbest move he’s done yet, and that’s saying a lot at this point.

it needed to be said just like you needed to get to class on time you spiritual spic

talk about cutting your own cock off before she even takes off a sock

True alcoholics know nothing boosts the enjoyment of liquor like the wind in your hair and the roar of an engine.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

A tranny saying I pass is like saying your farts smell like roses. You're the only one buying that buddy.

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack should be in a bottom-rung nursing home where he's constantly chastised for stealing other patients' desserts. The guy has no business inflicting his brand of evil upon the outside world - Yet we can thank Tammy for every bit of her husband's disgrace she helps him publicize for our recreational horror and amusement (rather than ever, ever telling him "No" outside of their sex life).

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Should take a gander at Wayrest to see what race-mixing does to a city. One of the proudest kingdoms on the great Illiac, reduced to a degenerate, crime ridden hole. All thanks to your kin.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Damnit Trump. You were supposed to say yes, tricking the tranny to come so we could throw him in a death camp. We can’t throw him in a death camp if he’s out of country.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Norway shares a border with Russia the same way your balls share a border with your asshole.

This bon mot really deserves to be put in rotation, a genius observation overheard in 7th grade geography class.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

My nigger in christ she is clip art.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

IT HAS AN ERECTION! WTF!!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just lost my shit at little Cesar's and jumped the counter when I got consistently misgendered.

She genuinely could not make it easier for someone to murder her.

 

[I'm a Silly]

nobody ever says "my life got better when I started drinking"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

just a symptom of severe Lonely-Ass Nigga Syndrome

 

[LimeRikki]

She is like Asmongold but after a healthy double whammy of Auswitz and Siberia.

 

[Oliver Onions]

he wandered Japan dressed as Joker and ruined his mum's date, again, dressed as Joker.

 

[Gentlebastard]

In a world where so few of us get to choose how others remember us, it's fascinating to me that Tammy does so much to ensure her husband's legacy has no room for anything but "FAT BASTARD."

This is so retarded, I love it.

Are you guys trying to tell me that the first public sighted use of a top secret directed energy weapon isn't being used to assassinate a delivery driver?

He is as good of a doctor as he is a writer. And by that I mean he is fucking retarded.

Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.

The true skill for an Indian real estate agent would be to determine if your buyer wants to be in a high rape area or a low rape area (it's always high rape)

But when they post stuff like that, what do they plan to accomplish? Getting on a watchlist? Making themselves look like even bigger faggots?

It’s not even good fedposting. At least good fedposting is funny to people outside your little bubble.

my life's been on a rollercoast of major downs and recently on some hopeful ups. but one thing that i will always be proud of myself for is this:

at least i'm not accusing my own toilet of being a clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalker.

 

[Smug]

I absolutely believe the Germans were autistic and OCD enough to build hospitals in death camps on the basis that it "didn't count" unless the inmates died in the gas chambers.

(Full quote starts with: "In the completely hypothetical scenario where any of this actually happened, ")

 

[Random Internet Person]

this board has the dumbest fucking people on the entire fucking site

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

The Muslims themselves weren't too happy either: They threatened him a lot. Most just promised to kill him, but many also accused him of being a Jew.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Observation: Mocks my cooking tweets, calling my feces “Hobo Helper.”

Observation: Compares me to Mr. Bean, contributing to the thread’s ridicule.

 

[Adash]

I had a great idea for a bonus stage where you'd run around a preschool touching children while Crazy Frog played in the background.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If my Dad was actively involved in my life I wouldn't have registered on Kiwi Farms. Thank you, Dad (where ever you are)!