random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Young nerds aren't awkwardly making out irl anymore. They're edating each other platonically over discord or getting digitally pedophiled (also over discord).

In my defence, I read BL mostly for the art.

Ahhhhh ok so she’s Irish somewhere. That explains the weird maxilla thing.

The gays were fine, some of my best Sailors sucked dick or ate bush in their free time ashore.

There was neither thought nor process, brother. That guy is simply a retard.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I don't have a problem with sx workers, but I was hoping for doctors actually talking about covid

 

[WelperHelper99]

We chooses to fuck your mother in this decade and do the other things, not because she is easy, but because we are hard

 

[Tablet County]

I have a PS5 because I'm retarded

 

[not william stenchever]

We choose to fuck your mother in this decade and do the other things, not because she is easy, but because we are hard.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

That’s probably enough condom balloons to float the entire country of Israel into a volcano

 

[Tablet County]

All the best extreme ultra far right luxury fascist states were built on a solid base of faggotry.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

"Queerdos" is unironically an amazing term for them. Stealing it.

Fallon Fox? More like Fellating Cocks, amirite?

Oh Emily. Having a dozen rotten cucumbers under your bed isn’t an adult toy collection.

We are all Rudy's children under formism

Now pass the cum chalice

You can create beauty or you can be beauty. Not many people get to do both.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The safest place on Discord for minors is the uninstall screen.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Women love a smooth ball sack

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Could anime have saved this man, or was it the cause?

This is not meant as an infighting thread, merely a question on why all of you are retarded niggers.

In the context of doomsday:

Right before any bad shit happens, I am going to pay for an expensive whore and try anal. Then I am going to eat a bunch of ice cream. I might even ask the whore if she wants to go with me so it won't be as depressing.

 

[Lokenstien]

how do you measure the IQ of a shitposter who makes broken autistics laugh?

 

[CaddestSlown]

Btw, I imagine a lot of what she said may be unhinged, but based on what we know about JFK, I'm sure RFK jr fucks, possibly in ways that are less than maximally ethical.

 

[Doxmatix]

Remember - with narcissists every accusation is a confession.

She made her bed now she's gotta shit in it

Last month he quite literally called getting gas for the car an appointment.

The absolute lying fatness of it all.

That's what they do to terrorists in Guantanamo. Call them fat and laugh at them.

You wouldn't download Chex Quest.

"Come follow me as we get the controller, guys!"
Which children's program is this?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wouldn't even call him a tranny chaser at that point, he's just gay.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I won’t say “love yourself” because that’s gay. But what I will say is that getting a hair transplant makes you no better than a tranny getting their bottom surgery. And that’s the gayest thing of all.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I am working with the infamous occultist, Styhexenhammer666, to put another curse upon those who step foot in Louisiana.

 

[Gregis]

From the thread on Ziz currently in PG, first a quote from the horse's mouth (source):

it seemed pretty obvious to me that trying to pull a Mulan was what I wanted to do. There were tears in my eyes and I felt filled with terrible resolve.

From a news report on the cult (source):

They've also been described as being "vegan sith" and all practice veganism.

From an account by an associate (source):

(Ziz helpfully suggested I use a gun with a potato as a makeshift suppressor, and that I might destroy the body with lye)

And here's our own OrangeJuliusEvola winning the thread:

The Transon Family Murders

 

[Gentlebastard]

Money can be exchanged for goods or services‽‽

I'm pretty impressed at how retarded this flex is

As you no doubt have learned from reading the various lawsuit threads on this site, you can sue anyone for anything.

If you look at the founding fathers and their beliefs, their desire for free speech regardless of offended parties, their demand for all citizens to have the right to be armed, the explicit defense of property rights and religious rights; it becomes clear.

We are not a nation of immigrants.

We are a nation of chuds.

When AGI arrives, it will be an autistic retard that is obsessed with cataloging WWII military hardware based on inscrutable metrics.

The fact that he's made this typo at least 6 times brings me great joy for some reason

I love that in an era of browsers that underline misspellings and an infinite amount of information a single click away, this fat faggot believes he knows everything and has no need to check anything.

Edited to Add: Wow! This thread moves  fast! I was catching up, the post was yesterday morning, so I didn't realize/check that there were a dozen or so pages after it! So, sorry if I'm repeating someone else's idea, I'll catch up before posting from now on, honest!
Narrator: No, she won't. She means to, but will forget the next time she's catching up and a thought strikes her...

The man has breasts that flap in the wind like the American flag and a gut that could easily hold all of the oil the country wants due to its insatiable need for cheap fuel.

As much as politicians love having their dick sucked, they love sucking dick.

Didn’t you used to be a terminal doompiller?

Shitposter, not doomer.

 

[Tablet County]

once a yeti, always a faggot.

Capitalism is bad, but not because it leads to Mussolini.

Capitalism leads inevitably to something way worse....

Funko pops worth 30000 dollars.