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[Procopius]

The goal there is to try and get to the largest size within the first three months then move up to another set for more advanced dilation.

Keep up with washing your bits and douching daily. It helps a lot with scent for my wife's comfort at least.

 

[CallmeCicada]

He got raped by black men before he even got arrested

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

It's illegal to worship demons without permission

This is why the Internet shouldn't be exist in the first place

federal crimes against pop culture.

demons and monsters killing people to death

silencing him to death

Western Rome has fallen again just like 476 AD

Please do NOT contact Satanism

total collapse without sunshine and rainbows