🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If Amber truly wanted to work she’d be just fine. Mamalynn has connections to the types of places that employ ex-cons (she maybe still works there) and Amber would fit right into that ’halfway house’ environment. Or she could call the Bingo, have you seen the actual size of those ‘ladies’ that work there? She doesn’t want to work though, or do anything that would mean she wasn’t special. Many such cases.

I too believe there is no break-up. Maybe a fight but nothing serious - they WILL use the opportunity to hide Emily from us though and pretend it’s all over. 200IQ individuals these two, definitely got us fooled.
 
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Is it just me or is Twinkie looking massive?
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Twinkie has always been a fatass.
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Likens her "online hate" to "torture".
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That's what they do to terrorists in Guantanamo. Call them fat and laugh at them.
Jacknife said:
How is anybody saying this is not real? She can not act that well
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Because we've been watching her for ten years. She did it with Jade. She did it last July with the first fakeup. Chantal musters up fake break up tears at least three times a year.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Emily has changed her name on IG and unfollowed Amber. Amber has not changed hers and is still following Emily.

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HAHA SLAM DUMPED HER ASS. SUcks to suck.. its so crazy to me to be in that kind of health and finding a fucking girlfriend is more important.. but any normal human thinks thats crazy..
all for justin FEEDER..
nursing homes are starting to set weight limits and no longer accept bariatric patients... she needs to get going on a new caretaker before she's bed bound
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Twinkie has always been a fatass.
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She was normal sized before Ambo and Destiny got their fat mits on her. More evidence of animal abuse.

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Also, Is this fat wretch's snapchat still "Raritycat"?
 
It appears there will be no rest for the wicked today indeed (except for someone else doing the harder part of archive work thank youu :feels:) . Thankfully this one's only 10 minutes long. Here is the PreserveTube as well.
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eat with me, come to target with us, & target haul | vlog
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That thumbnail, fat flabby amber, standing in the LEGO aisle like that looks like a genuine sped.
Mundaneity, or: What does fatty think she has to offer by this point?

Opening shot of Amber standing in front of her speddy shelf. It is January 18th, before the fated day of Emily Franz (supposedly) ditching her. Tells us she's gonna spend the day with her mom before giving her "I missed out on so much time with mommy" spiel. Claims anxiety and fucking bit her nails off (for no discernible reason.) Her mom gets an oil change and mommalynn gets shitty watery coffee.

We are at our destination, Flower Child. Amber drinks some pink drink, giving her uninteresting opinion and they get food that looks edible. Mommalynn gets to get a fork of Amber's dish (I suppose she's trying to beat food aggression allegations). What follows is a way too long shot of Amber eating and talking with her mom.

For our next part, we're at Target. Amber of course starts touching all the speddy heart/lip/bow decorations. Afterwards, we move to the LEGO aisle. Gets a cat LEGO that looks like Wasabi (I guess we're not mentioning R*rity). Continues to finger more Valentine's themed decorations. Buys some ELF thing.

Back home, we get the results of her target haul. A protein shake and Cher's memoir for Mommalynn (birthday), 4 wax melts, A NEW FUCKING JOURNAL, thirst burst drops Elf thingy, Elf makeup brush, two XO decorations, retarded lip pillow, kissy lips blanket, Wasabi cat LEGO.

Afterwards, she complains about low energy because her sleep schedule is ass, which is sad for someone with nothing to do with their time. More and more semaglutide sperging, saying how the day after tomorrow is her 4th shot and all the technicalities about the logistics. Predicts she will have gained bc of swelleen.

Hopes that we enjoyed this vlog (I did not, in fact, enjoy this vlog) and kisses us goodbye.

The End
Y'know what I love about some of my local supermarkets? They'll usually have some sort of shelf where you can buy veggies that have an upcoming expiration date, or bread from the day prior. Now, I love bread, so when I'm out shopping for groceries, I'll sometimes grab some from that shelf, cuz imma be honest, no loaf is gonna last long in my house.

You could present me with week old bread and it still wouldn't even approach the dimensions of staleness as the contents of this video.
 
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She was normal sized before Ambo and Destiny got their fat mits on her.
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She sure was. Then Amber rapidly blew her up to was it 18 or 23 pounds? Surprising the dog doesn't have ankle paw balls.

If anyone is questioning if this is real or if it's Memorex, go back and watch the Jade and Becky breakup announcement videos. They are completely different in tone and content. With Jade, she was upset on the same level she was when she got the cancer dx, and she was utterly blindsided and devastated by Becky.

Fake.
Gay.
 
FatalTater said:
I only turned Amber's live on long enough to hear her wetly going "sniff sniff sniff" and turned it off.
Perhaps I am too old for this shit, but if I was within arm's reach of someone who was going through something and turned on a camera to make sure the whole world saw the tears plus sat there sniffing up snot like a toddler instead of blowing their nose?
Nothing on this earth would be able to stop me from physically checking their behavior.

Amber is 34 years old.
Are we going to get a midlife crisis? Is this the crisis?
Boring and tedious in any case.
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Midlife was 20 years ago
 
StrawberryDouche said:
If anyone is questioning if this is real or if it's Memorex, go back and watch the Jade and Becky breakup announcement videos. They are completely different in tone and content. With Jade, she was upset on the same level she was when she got the cancer dx, and she was utterly blindsided and devastated by Becky.

Fake.
Gay.
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^ this, she was a balleeeeeen hysterical mess over Krystal, Destiny, Wipey... she even showed more emotion over Becky ditching her and she apparently never loved her in the first place. And we certainly didn't see any vuhlawgs of her hurpling around Wommart without a care in the world.

Mr Ratburn will be back. Again.
 
shit. on one hand, I'm hoping the break up is real because that would mean my favourite TV show won't end on this season. on the other hand, you know the cunt's content is going to get even more insufferably boring and stale until the next "love of her life" gets sucked into her gravitational pull. :(

can't win with you, Hambo, cmon, do something. show layyg.
 
I haven't been paying too close attention - but anyone noticed Dana liking a bunch of Amber's posts as recent last month?

I thought they weren't on speaking terms and not friends anymore.

Anyways, in two weeks Amber will find a new caretaker. Just in time for Valentine's.

Edit: Other Lolcow Nikocado commented on her recent video: "Interesting." Lol
 
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Could Dana be a shock contestant in the search for Oklahomas Next Top Tard Wrangler or is she still larping as someone who likes dick? Or maybe she's tired of wearing the same old Torrid cast offs and is looking for some fresh hand-me-downs?
 
Ask My D0minatriX said:
The Ankle who has been calling Emily a murderer and fueling those death threats she's claiming to get, or "Go kill yourself" comments for months??? This is who she's talking to? LMFAO.
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Also on the ankle, Emily said something along the lines of "oh I couldn't put what's most precious to me in danger"

The implication is that she was talking about her daughter (ankle thought that could be proof ALR is a pedo) but it so clear she doesn't give a rats ass about her.
She was talking about herself. Her privacy. Her ability to do something proper nasty and not be exposed over it.

You walked out on your kid for your
SICK FETISH 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Emily only cares about herself, she wanted the attention that came with Hamberlyn Reid and she didn't like it like she thought she would!

Sorry y'all I just can't deal with Emily using her poor daughter as a defense, rate me top hats, I probably deserve it 🩷
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um did i miss something? why is Jordy reading chats about Amber having CP? i haven't heard anyone say that? im i missing something? shits getting annoying with how much the audience just throws shit and reacitons take it as fact somehow

Ask My D0minatriX said:
The Ankle who has been calling Emily a murderer and fueling those death threats she's claiming to get, or "Go kill yourself" comments for months??? This is who she's talking to? LMFAO.
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Annoying as fuck with this.. like its SO LOW to tell someone to kill themseve but not what the fuck she does? I'm an ankle fan but he should kill himself tbh
 
✨Tard-Star✨ said:
As a fellow ankle fan, I hate that he started blowing smoke up Emily's toad ass the minute he heard they broke up.

"I WoUlDnT CoNdOnE THaT bEhAvIoR"

But you will sit here and play dirty like everyone else then morally grand stand?
stfu
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Lmao then tried to play he wasn't kissing her ass. i dont think anyone should message emily unless its to tell her to kill herself. kid will get social security. itll be fine


honsetly the reaction channels are pissing me off today lmao.. after i defended him on THE FARMS.. e
 
You would think that post-Jade era Amberlynn would have the decency to learn some basic internet skills or hire a professional to help her loved ones with this crowd of salivating OSINT 'experts' she has for fans but nope. She really needs some kind of on-boarding process for prospective partners but I suppose that is only relevant if you actually care about them.
 
Fucking hell. I fell asleep and woke up to a video recap of Amberlynn's pity party and caught this gem, "She says she loves me and stuff, but... Stacey told me in 8th-grade study hall that Bobbi really likes me, and seeing how we're going to be going to different high schools next semester, maybe we should break up."

Jesus H. Christ, can she be any more sophomoric?

And psssssssst, Amber honey, this is like the 6th time you've been dumped online. Maybe it's a "you" problem.
 
Just think, if Amber would only be a decent person it would take the power away from people who expose her.
Of course decent isn't who she can ever be, so she will continue to have the awful stuff she does talked about.
May she have a mercifully short lifetime to deal with this.
 
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