🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate
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The thing with both Amber and Chantal is that neither have anything to talk about.
Chantal relies on her chat for all talking points and Amber relies on her supporting cast. Neither are smart, creative, curious, social or witty enough to hold a conversation with anyone. The two of them talking to one another would be like listening to two babies babble.
That said, they COULD have a successful podcast if the premise was that they both watched one of their old vlogs/streams on camera and had to respond to it, or if the audience could submit a topic (something tough about one of their past lies or controversies) and both spent the episode
The main issue is that Chantal is Chantal and she'd just rage quit the moment any subject got touchy so it would never actually happen in reality, but with the right wranglers, editors and medication some real money could be made. You just make sure the "live" version is only for paying members, that there's a fee to ask a question (that is only processed if the question gets through) and then everyone else gets an edited, nicely packaged version on the corresponding youtube channel some time later.
Of course you'd always run the risk of the drama drying up and having your Keem equivalent start manufacturing it, but I think having set topics for each episode (topics that those familar with the guests would know from the cow's history) cold stave that off.
I'm not saying any of this would happen, Chantal can't stick to a schedule to literally save her own life and a big choice would have to be made about whether or not they could eat during it and how that would effect the audio quality. And if rating drop do you just pander to feeders or let it die out....
It'd be a whole thing.
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pretty sure even the little organization a podcast would involve is way beyond this large moon orbiting kuwait
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Just Doordouche her some Hardees and you got her, come on. You can have her for the cost of a couple Big Carls and fries. Add some jalapeno poppers and you could give her a Hot Carl, for all she cares. The possibilities are endless. If she ragequits, no tard nosh. She'll come right back on, until the delivery guy arrives.
You can offer her money, but she won't be staring at her phone, refreshing her bank app. She'll be staring at the door like a sad puppy, waiting. Keem should have known this. It's hard for me to believe he's never mollified a woman's feelings with food. There's no way he doesn't have a hidden stash of Kid Cuisines and Bug Juice for such occasions with his wife.
You can offer her money, but she won't be staring at her phone, refreshing her bank app. She'll be staring at the door like a sad puppy, waiting. Keem should have known this. It's hard for me to believe he's never mollified a woman's feelings with food. There's no way he doesn't have a hidden stash of Kid Cuisines and Bug Juice for such occasions with his wife.
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Fatso needs to stick to achievable goals and challenges such as:
- Adding 4-6 cups of cooked rice to every meal and snack--an entire burned-to-a-crisp fish of dubious origin served over rice needs more rice, foot long chicken sandwiches from Hardee's need more rice, BK meals with bonus burgers need more rice. Family size orders of KFC need more rice. Pitas and olives and cheese and pickles and hummus and Doritos and chocolate bars need more rice. When she tires of rice, she can switch it up with 4-6 packs of Indomie with lots of butter and cheese. Bulking up will help quiet the food noise and stave off bingeing.
- Satiating herself with an entire pack of (halal) hot dogs, slathered in ketchup and then, oven-broiled to perfection. I recall her doing this at Bibi's roach-infested apartment and wonder why she doesn't do it more often. It's an easily prepared snack that quickly fills the hole.
- Sitting around in pissy shitty drawers, sweat soaked cheap polyester headgear and tarps while her diabetic eye bugs out of her head is something she already excels at and she should continue to build on that success.
- When she slaves away in the stank-kitchen to make cottage-Shepherd's-moussaka-pâté chinois-pootzin pies with her special oil-based flaky crust, she can make 2 giant pans. This is just smart planning on her part. She can eat one for dinner and then, the other one for dessert. Or, she can have the other entire pan for breakfast. Portioning and meal planning is easy when you're as intelligent as Chantal.
- Obviously all her viewers want even more ridiculous, repetitive blathering about getting therapy and co-opting BED recovery buzzwords.
- Night driving with only the non-bulging, watery eye open; glasses left at home.
- Celebrating her successes at the end of every day with 6 soft chocolate chip cookies from SubStop. Everyone, even Chins, needs a small treat occasionally. She can wash them down with chocolate milk instead of plain white because that's an easy substitution to work into any routine.
All of these goals are actually doable. They will take very little effort on her part and when completed, Chins will feel accomplished and proud of herself. This leads to better mental health, higher self-esteem AND!!! her Beezers will be thrilled and inspired by her incredible progress.
- Adding 4-6 cups of cooked rice to every meal and snack--an entire burned-to-a-crisp fish of dubious origin served over rice needs more rice, foot long chicken sandwiches from Hardee's need more rice, BK meals with bonus burgers need more rice. Family size orders of KFC need more rice. Pitas and olives and cheese and pickles and hummus and Doritos and chocolate bars need more rice. When she tires of rice, she can switch it up with 4-6 packs of Indomie with lots of butter and cheese. Bulking up will help quiet the food noise and stave off bingeing.
- Satiating herself with an entire pack of (halal) hot dogs, slathered in ketchup and then, oven-broiled to perfection. I recall her doing this at Bibi's roach-infested apartment and wonder why she doesn't do it more often. It's an easily prepared snack that quickly fills the hole.
- Sitting around in pissy shitty drawers, sweat soaked cheap polyester headgear and tarps while her diabetic eye bugs out of her head is something she already excels at and she should continue to build on that success.
- When she slaves away in the stank-kitchen to make cottage-Shepherd's-moussaka-pâté chinois-pootzin pies with her special oil-based flaky crust, she can make 2 giant pans. This is just smart planning on her part. She can eat one for dinner and then, the other one for dessert. Or, she can have the other entire pan for breakfast. Portioning and meal planning is easy when you're as intelligent as Chantal.
- Obviously all her viewers want even more ridiculous, repetitive blathering about getting therapy and co-opting BED recovery buzzwords.
- Night driving with only the non-bulging, watery eye open; glasses left at home.
- Celebrating her successes at the end of every day with 6 soft chocolate chip cookies from SubStop. Everyone, even Chins, needs a small treat occasionally. She can wash them down with chocolate milk instead of plain white because that's an easy substitution to work into any routine.
All of these goals are actually doable. They will take very little effort on her part and when completed, Chins will feel accomplished and proud of herself. This leads to better mental health, higher self-esteem AND!!! her Beezers will be thrilled and inspired by her incredible progress.
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When did she start that "EHHHHH" baby cry? I don't remember it before Salah.
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Literally tears streaming down her face while she eats....
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In order to make any meaningful change in your life, you need to hate the person you currently are. That’s the only motivation that works long term. Which is why narcissists like Cuntie will never ever change.
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That's actually really popular with profoundly immature people. This bitch is what, 40, 41?
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She's always done it, but it's gone into overdrive with Shrivel Dick. What's new that I've noticed is that spitty, corner-of-her-maw keeekeeeekeee laugh thing. It's annoying as hell, but she thinks it's so cute and cool. Thanks ever so much to the person she stole that from. What a fucking sped.
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Before Salah, it was a very rare occurrence, but I do remember hearing it a few times. Of course, nothing Chantal does is original and people commented then that she was imitating something that Nikocado did.
I think Nader would have smacked her upside her Buffalo head if she had tried to use baby noises on him. That's a big reason they fought so much...Chantal was unable to manipulate him. He is an evil, depraved fuck with con-man street smarts and he never fell for her shit.
Salah falls right into her bullshit. Chantal is his 'baby born'. Chantal leans right into that toddler act because it works on him. He is stupid as fuck and he has never dealt with a female before; much less one like Chantal. She was smart to isolate him from his male friends, who no doubt would be advising him to treat her like Allah instructs you should treat a willful, disobedient wife. He is satisfied with her for now, though there are cracks showing in his patience.
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She has all the symptoms of Bell's Palsy. Not that she gives a shit about any visible concerning health issues. Should have visited the doctor ages ago.
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She made her bed now she's gotta shit in it
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I was thinking how when she bounced from Peetz to Bibi, she ate herself into debt.
Then did it AGAIN with Peetz at the Villa.
What are the chances that she’s magically broken the “eating self into debt” cycle?
I think she’s on her way to doing it again if she hasn’t already.
She’s been eating nonstop fast food and “stealing” Salah’s wallet, he’s talking about hiding it.
I think we’re going to eventually see it come to a boiling point: where her eating costs outweigh her value for Salah keeping her around.
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- In the Bibi era not so much, actually no occurrence at all I believe.
- Canadian luxury villa era towards the Nader arc is where it all began.
- Kuweight fartbox villa era is where things ramped to 1000.
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How the f....can she eat this much? These are helpings I would share with someone and we probably would eat something lighter the next day. Yeah, cockroach, I know. Still. I wonder when she will become bedbound.
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Foodie Beauty is live
live from the temumobile
EDIT: shes in the parking lot of some pet store talking about it likes its a petting zoo. says she isnt getting a hamster. asks if anyone has any food recs for the area like anyone fucking knows kuwait. craving "asian or arabic" ie, she wants a shit ton of rice
it was like TWO FEET and two steps to the door and shes GASPING for air already
Edit 2: i stand corrected, the pet store does have a small petting zoo. its closed today tho, no poor animals being subjected to her nasty hands for content this time
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she gets this chat and makes a point of saying "i was already going to go eat but now ill eat WHEREEVER I WANT"
i think that was directed towards salad bc shes been spending too much on food (duh) and hes pissy? someone says they though anime sucks was blocked for being a feeder and she waves it off with a "he knows im married"
fighting a losing battle dude. someone says to bring salad food home and she IMMEDIATELY says "hes not hungry!" lmao what a loving wife
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Her facial symmetry is jacked up and her eyes are wonky, but she doesn't have the characteristic one-sided facial droop/paralysis of people with Bell's palsy.
The tearing from one eye could be due to irritation or infection. That wouldn't be surprising considering how infrequently she washes her hands, even after defecating, touching wild animals, and petting stray cats. She could also have a blocked tear duct, perhaps due to a sinus infection.
If her tearing is caused by Bell's palsy, it should happen pretty much every time she eats or drinks. If it doesn't, the cause is due to something else.
Totally agree. She has so many health problems, and new symptoms rapidly occurring that she should be hospitalized and given a thorough medical work-up. She won't though, because she doesn't care. At all.
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