random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Axiom.]

NO I DONT NEED FUCKING MEDICATION I DO JUST FINE RAWDOGGING LIFE AS INTENDED WOOOOO

 

[Axiom.]

I WILL STRANGLE THAT FUCKING PEDOPHILE IF HE EVER TOUCHES MY SON AND DOES SOMETHING SO AWFUL FUCKING WATCH ME I CAN GO UP TO WASHINGTOJ AND DO IT RIGHT NOW WANT ME TO DO IT??? HUH??? HUH

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

pants are an abomination

 

[Meat Target]

Fapcop. Kayla is waiting for you.

Nick: "Good news April, honey! The plea deal includes a provision that the state will drop your case!"
Kayla: "Is there anything in there for me, dear?"
Nick: "Who are you?"

 

[Pedophobe]

I AM NOT MELTING DOWN IM PUTING THE LOSERS IN THEIR PLACE

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

She owns that she is "white-presenting" but insists that her body shape is ethnic because she's fat.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

FUCK OFF YOU BITCHFUCK

I’ve never had the pleasure of watching a Zoey melty in real time before. This is a real treat

I WILL STRANGLE THAT FUCKING PEDOPHILE IF HE EVER TOUCHES MY SON AND DOES SOMETHING SO AWFUL FUCKING WATCH ME I CAN GO UP TO WASHINGTOJ AND DO IT RIGHT NOW WANT ME TO DO IT??? HUH??? HUH

THERES NOBODY OUTSIDE NOBODY NOBODY NOBODU

IM A CAT

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I KNOW WHATS GOINF ON I KNOW IM BEING STALKED BY THIS FUCKING PEDOPHILE AWMUI AND SHE NEEDS TO BE BANNED ON ALL OF HER ACCOUNTS IMMEDIATELY

KILL YOURSELF STAB YOURSELF WITH YOUR ART TABLET PEN NOW

I KEEP ALL BITCHCLOCKS OUT OF MY HOUSE

THATS NOT THE TYPE OF CLOCK I KEEP AWAY ITS DIFFERENT

SPHERE CLOCKS BELONG TO HARASSMENT CLIQUES

SHUT UP NOBODY IS HERE NOBODY IS HERE NOBODY NOBODY STOO STOP STOP

STOP IT ALL OF YOU CHOKE ON BRICKS NOW

THIS IS MY THREAD AND I DICTATE WHAT HAPPENS HERE SO BE NICE TO ME AND STOP WITH THE TERRORISM

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Why would anyone consider it a utopia if animals were being fucked?

 

[Meat Target]

STOP AND GO CHOKE ON BULLETS

@Null BAN ALL OF THESE USERS HARASSING ME IMMEDIATELY

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU KILL YOURSELVES

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

the gypsy baron is not concerned with such minor things.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Jeffrey Epstein was just his stage name. He was actually born in Ireland as Geoffrey O'Malley.

 

[Shartavius]

N FEBRUARY
Monday Amish Monday moment
Wednesday Amish Jack on the Go
Friday Cooking With Jack Amish edition

 

[Oliver Onions]

We are reaching lolcow melting point in less than 10 pages: the normies are about to know.

One of my former coworkers had a mustache despite being a bio woman. She also was a lesbian.

 

[Chongqing]

Do you even lez, bro?

Usually I provide context but I don't think it's necessary this time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is why I get my opinion pieces and news sources from the youtube comment section.

At least we are living in the most degenerate lesbian porn timeline.

Journalists use bros to describe people they hate, but when I say dumb fat women to describe people I hate I get labeled a jerk.

His online persona is carefully curated, he is just retarded that's why even the persona is shitty and hilarious.

I'm probably giving them too much credit and it's actually something really retarded with degenerate origins.

From @Cactuar King on the Fatrick Porklinson thread:

"Lo, it is thus that thy path, shadow-walker, comes to its bitter end. Thy deeds have ensnared thee, and the cold stones of the gaol shall now be thy dwelling. Revel, if thou canst, in the fruit of thy labors—for the doom thou hast wrought upon others is now thine own."

You have the right to envy those who were born as anything else, as being a pajeet is an existential horror story unto itself.

I can't give this post a "Deviant" sticker, but lord knows it deserves one.

Begging you guys to stop posting weird fetish subreddits here. I come here to laugh at redditors not hear about their sick gooning fantasies about black cock and incest.

It's vile but not even in an interesting way.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Depends on how many used tampons I can scavenge out the trash that particular week

 

[Botchy Galoop]

The last bulwark against retards is, apparently, more retards.

 

[Suah Noteb (Betonhaus)]

The last bulwark against retards is, apparently, more retards

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

Feeling slightly better, but sitting on the toilet yesterday is like being fucked by demons from hell.