random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Poonocchio]

The internet wasn't meant to be moderated it's best in it's natural state

 

[Oliver Onions]

Link to the "Why Must Niggers Host Game Shows" article

 

[Positron]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We need to absolutely overpower kids with porn to the point it becomes stale and even a mild introduction to something better to spend their time on is more appealing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I saw a video about Christchurch once on a New Zealand bird website.

MR SANDMAN

WILL YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN

 

[Gentlebastard]

I initially read this as, "he will lie voluptuously" and I didn't even question it.

I mean, this man is a expert on nigger faggotry. We should listen to him.

Either way I get to see him burn for my amusement, and thus I am content.

(edit: couldn't stand that gay phrasing)

Can we send everyone involved to the pillory?

"Why is your basement filled with snuff porn?"
"I'm an empath."

This face is the face of someone who goons to granny porn. The moral here is: be very careful about your choice of deviancy lest you end up like this.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's hard to get comfortable with spicy mayo in your bed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Buckle your fuckle. This thread is going to make you wish tumblr had never died.

There's actually not enough black meat to go around, because a certain Milwaukee-based porcine author keeps eating them all, child

 

[WonderWino]

God! Make me your conduit! An absolute irresistible force of romantic love!

 

[DickMain]

This is HUGE news for the unemployment community

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It’s because they’re filthy whores who daddy needs to punish.

 

[Crex Crex]

if he gets the incantations just right and preforms the rituals to perfection, he can summon big breasted nurses to rush in and wipe his ass and wash his balls.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think he's trying to transition into Scarlett O'Hara, but that would be really funny if he did.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Lord and Master dumps you for fresh new pussy puss puss

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They can take my right to say retard, faggot and nigger when they pry my keyboard from my dead, retarded, niggerfaggot hands.

 

[Thé au lait]

Got it. Have fun, and Merry Christmas.

Okay, who's gonna spread the word all over A&H that (HHH) died of "COVID vaccine related complications."?

 

[Vibralldo]

The puppet isn’t trustworthy. It’s a work.

 

[Pedophobe]

You can literally see the brainrot from space.

May Kiwi Gods Nuke This Wasteful Comment of mine.

Am...am I noooticing? Have I become a noooticer?

 

[JustSomeDong]

When I dated, I was very careful not to talk about very personal topics or why Misato was my favorite character from Evangelion.

 

[neger psykolog]

Keep digging Mald. You're almost there. 95% of lolcows give up right before they were about to epically own the haters. Just gotta keep digging your own hole and you'll eventually hit gold