💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?
 
a terminal posture said:
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Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?
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I'm rather curious on how the hell he's going to do a Fat on the Go, since while there are Amish communities in TN, they are nowhere near as prevalent nor known there than they are in the Midwest or in the mid-atlantic. He's going to have to force Tammy to drive a good distance to find places that sell "authentic Amish" stuff.

And it's not going to be. I fully expect it's just going to be more barbecue horseshit and a few cookies or cakes or whatever that are allegedly Amish.
 
Adamska said:
Nah, the chinesium pans will work fine for this first and only time we'll clearly see them since it still has the non-stick surface. It will then rapidly lose it and get shitty, like having its handle get loose.

He's bought this set before. He's also done this worthless video to duck out of cooking and to show off toys like a mentally feeble and contemptible child like 15 - 20 times.
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Do you know the link to the video? The pan set he linked doesn't have a teflon coating
 
The Stranger said:
Do you know the link to the video? The pan set he linked doesn't have a teflon coating
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Here's one of several times he's "reviewed" cookware to scam the IRS. It's also why I know he's reviewed this shit before, unless this is another fly-by-night chinesium scam company that took the name again.

Like I said, he's bought this crap before, and he still only used them a few times before throwing them out for a new set since he's too retarded and lazy to clean them. The only product I find more insipid are his grills, since he's done 40 of them.
 
caramel_carousel said:
I'm sorry if this has already been done, but I made a time lapse of Jack's YouTube videos (selecting one per year at random) so that you can see how he has aged and how each stroke affected him.
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The last video of the compilation sounds like Jack was either huffing amyl nitrate (deepens the voice), or, Jack is cheating on Tammy with a guy who just got his dick sucked by Jack
 
The Stranger said:
Seem like actually decent cookware, though I can't find any reviews of those fry pans. I'm slightly skeptical because a 50% discount is pretty huge. Also, Jack already claiming they never stick before even using the fucking things :story:
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There's been a million of these etched nonstick pans released by companies ever since the hex-clad stuff came out. Hell, you can find them at a market for a few bucks in your local chinatown if you've got one. Some use teflon, some ceramic, Fatty has never put any cookware he's reviewed through serious enough use to see if any coatings will chip/flake/scratch off after a week, pans possibly warping, etc. You know, shit that would require more than just taking them out of the box and frying an egg in once? It's the same shit he does with knives where he uses them a few times, and gets a new set every 3 months because the shit doesn't last, and you can tell in his normal videos when Tammy has to put in effort sawing through shit.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Yes there's a lot of things wrong with artificial sweeteners. They taste terrible for one. And they can cause health problems. There's a correlation between long term use and higher risk of stroke, heart disease and death. One Diet Coke will not kill you. Drinking a couple of them a day because no calories however can cause trouble. This is why moderation is key.
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Eh it depends on the study. One study has shown that, while others have shown no change at all. Studies involved nutrition are extremely difficult because it's hard to control what people do with their diet and outside of their diet and their genetics. A diet coke or two a day won't kill you. Some people can eat perfectly and still get a stroke and die young while others can eat whatever they want, not exercise and smoke and live til 100 with no health problems. It's hard to control for genetics. Obviously water is better, but the caffeine in diet coke is probably worse for you than the aspartame
 
The Stranger said:
Seem like actually decent cookware, though I can't find any reviews of those fry pans. I'm slightly skeptical because a 50% discount is pretty huge. Also, Jack already claiming they never stick before even using the fucking things :story:
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They're... decent pans. Picked up a couple of the small ones at Walmart once for like... I think it was $7 each. They're just the right size for eggs. And yes. They don't stick.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Eh it depends on the study. One study has shown that, while others have shown no change at all. Studies involved nutrition are extremely difficult because it's hard to control what people do with their diet and outside of their diet and their genetics. A diet coke or two a day won't kill you. Some people can eat perfectly and still get a stroke and die young while others can eat whatever they want, not exercise and smoke and live til 100 with no health problems. It's hard to control for genetics. Obviously water is better, but the caffeine in diet coke is probably worse for you than the aspartame
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Agree to disagree because aspartame has been linked to certain neurological disorders. Sure you need to eat a metric fuckton of it every day but unless you're on a calorie reduced diet or something it's best to avoid the Diet Coke every day and have a regular one every once in a while.
 
lindsayfan said:
i suspect they're also a.i., since this is jack.
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Oh yeah, it's an AI image. The right hand of the mother in the picture is completely fucking mangled. The dirt floor doesn't make sense, the lack of beard doesn't make sense. Both parents reading books during a meal, for which there's 3 plates of scrambled eggs for 4 people, one of which looks like a skillet they were cooked in which has no handle. The seams on the father's shirt outside of the vest don't match. And the son is sitting on a chair that seems to be sharing the right 2 legs of the father's chair, while they're all crammed into 2 sides of the table that would otherwise be large enough for 4 people to comfortably sit at. The daughter's leg would be in the way of the table leg. It just goes on and on.

Oh, and the grok AI watermark is at the bottom right. Yes, it's just AI slop from fatty who thinks he's a fucking artist.
 
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