random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Topaz Eyes]

What gets me about this is that telling someone to kill themselves isn't even a threat. Merely a suggestion, personal opinion, or maybe a piece of advice.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Let's also not conflate random memes with the actual gross shit like turtle porn and fucking family members

 

[Cnidarian]

That shit messes with your dopamine receptors hard, play video games or rant into some poor motherfuckers ear for hours on end when high, like a normal, stim abusing person.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This isn’t coping anymore. This is full on sneeding.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Do your own research next time, fuck, I'm lazy and trying to shitpost here you nigger tranny faggot

 

[Cnidarian]

We're the only birdsite now

 

[Oliver Onions]

He wrote an Magnum Opus on becoming a vexatious litigant, and has made hookers unionize against him.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He will be knocked down to second class for failing to go into VATs in order to shoot the knife from xe/xim's hand.

funny enough, i had some involvement in both ERP dramas when it happened.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He thought he looked good because he believes in the totemic magic of putting on a suit and tie

 

[Gentlebastard]

I used to think my life was a sad montage. I now realize it is a try no to laugh compilation.

Jack is still alive. God hasn't won yet.

Well, first you hit the N key. Then you hit I. Then you hit G twice. Then E. Then R. Capitalize appropriately.

How are people this dumb?

That level of stupidity usually requires at least 2 years of post-graduate study.

I can hear him thinking 'What, in the name of ever living fuck, am I looking at here?'

"My tulpa turned on me, hurt my friend verbally and made me cry, and left"

This is why we have purgatory.

They keep passing the buck to the other one. It's like that fruitcake that two sisters have been regifting to each other for the past fifty years.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Tulpa Bullying Real Hahahaha
Nigga Just Walk Away From The Tulpa
Like Nigga Close Your Third Eye Haha.

Spending too much time on reddit is like spending too much time inside an asylum, at one point you forget what lack of brain damage looks like.

We all know a few people who act like pollen is anthrax.

 

[Seafarer]

this dude's brain is so rotten, he thinks a qr code is funny.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Its one thing to be a waitress at dennys, showing off your body and sucking dudes off on camera is a much harder sell, no matter how much you think you'll get from it.

 

[Meat Target]

There are major religions with less lore and fewer interpretations than this stupid DM chain.

It has been [0] days since our last gooncave discovery.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's so true. The two major altchans I used to visit 8chan and 420chan are both just gone. There is soyjak but I didn't eat lead paint chips as a child so I can't really fit in there.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

He who hasn't shit himself, cast the first turd.

Don't tell me you guys found my porn on page 690...shit...

I moderately masturbate to normal fetish hentai, thanks. I'm starting to realize this place really is filled with autists who can't detect sarcasm so I might have to start spelling it out like this.

And posted baby gore hentai.

If ever so slightly preferring default costumes is autistic then I'm guilty as charged!

Femboy Null I can live with, but the cleavage is another story...

There's always a way to be sluttier, such as dressing up a glory hole.

 

[Law]

Omg you just unlocked a gross memory. When I started crankin the hawg I just used to wipe it on the shag carpet next to the bed. Continued to do this for 4 or 5 years. When the 'rents finally saw it they assumed it was a drunken puke episode.

 

[Jang Joo]

Unicorns do not exist in the physical realm, but they do exist to a conceptual degree in our minds. So, they exist.

You are a faggot in the physical realm and it is beyond the capacity of the human mind to imagine a world where you do not suck an infinite number of cocks.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Insolent petty stupid gooner child NO.
It is YOU who has a penis in the ass.
Enjoy sodomy, stalker.

 

[Cnidarian]

Or admitting that he cries piss.

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"Those aren't tears, Fascist. They're urine. I'm sure you enjoy being bathed in it."

 

[Harvey Danger]

I'm going to read my bear rape fan fic, and you guys can chill out.

Null on MATI, Oct 15, 2024