💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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He was fired up after it was brought to his attention that he was letting Hope eat walnuts. He shared that Hope eats anything including rope (she barfed it up after 3 weeks, according to Jack), yarn, tissues and dog toy stuffing.

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Wild that nobody is talking about him officially changing his channel name to "Jack Allahfani".

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God and Satan both want nothing to do with fatty

They keep passing the buck to the other one. It's like that fruitcake that two sisters have been regifting to each other for the past fifty years.

God has tried to get Jagoff to return and face judgement many times but Jack continues to hide behind secular medicine while wearing his "Jesus>World" hat.
 
Jack was supposed to die in 2014, but his life lived in sin prevented him from going to Heaven.

However Jack is just so fucking annoying that even the devil and the keepers of Purgatory don't want to deal with him. So now there is war: on Earth as it is in Heaven and in Hell. Looser must put up with Jack Scalfani for all eternity.
 
i wonder why Jack changed his upload schedule from videos every Tuesday and Friday to videos only on Friday..
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old screenshot:
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(the last JOTG episode was uploaded nearly 2 weeks ago too...)

is he finally giving up?
 
i wonder why Jack changed his upload schedule from videos every Tuesday and Friday to videos only on Friday..
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old screenshot:
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(the last JOTG episode was uploaded nearly 2 weeks ago too...)
is he finally giving up?

Maybe Tammy's finally running out of money schemes? It'd be funny for Jack to have his newly built dream barn repossessed by the feds for tax fraud. And doubly so if he gets his channel banned because they moved back in with Jr and he can't be fucked to edit out Jr screaming the nigger word in Call of Duty.
 
is he finally giving up?
I doubt it, but he seems to like doing his livestream shit and other random video nonsense. So maybe not giving up entirely but slowing down the cooking shit that he hasn't been able to even attempt for years(I say attempt because at least previously he pretended he could cook).
 
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