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Wild that nobody is talking about him officially changing his channel name to "Jack Allahfani".
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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There is coming a time in the future where the vegetable will hide behind the rock and the tree.
And inshallah, the trees and rocks will cry out: "Good Muslims! There is a vegetable hiding behind me! Come kill them quickly!"
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Reposting this gem.
biggacracka
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I thought it was more the imam/muslim finger pointing thing. I shall photoshop some ayrab garb on him later on
Edit : I'm late
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BS, Jack would betray Jesus for 30 pulporks.
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Scraping the arse end of the barrel for these.
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Right after eating the entirety of the last supper.
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Jack is still alive. God hasn't won yet.
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God and Satan both want nothing to do with fatty
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God leaves Jack here for us to laugh at. It's simple.
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This is why we have purgatory.
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They keep passing the buck to the other one. It's like that fruitcake that two sisters have been regifting to each other for the past fifty years.
God is a Kiwi?
Makes sense.
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God has tried to get Jagoff to return and face judgement many times but Jack continues to hide behind secular medicine while wearing his "Jesus>World" hat.
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Jack was supposed to die in 2014, but his life lived in sin prevented him from going to Heaven.
However Jack is just so fucking annoying that even the devil and the keepers of Purgatory don't want to deal with him. So now there is war: on Earth as it is in Heaven and in Hell. Looser must put up with Jack Scalfani for all eternity.
However Jack is just so fucking annoying that even the devil and the keepers of Purgatory don't want to deal with him. So now there is war: on Earth as it is in Heaven and in Hell. Looser must put up with Jack Scalfani for all eternity.
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i wonder why Jack changed his upload schedule from videos every Tuesday and Friday to videos only on Friday..
old screenshot:
(the last JOTG episode was uploaded nearly 2 weeks ago too...)
is he finally giving up?
old screenshot:
(the last JOTG episode was uploaded nearly 2 weeks ago too...)
is he finally giving up?
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Maybe Tammy's finally running out of money schemes? It'd be funny for Jack to have his newly built dream barn repossessed by the feds for tax fraud. And doubly so if he gets his channel banned because they moved back in with Jr and he can't be fucked to edit out Jr screaming the nigger word in Call of Duty.
I doubt it, but he seems to like doing his livestream shit and other random video nonsense. So maybe not giving up entirely but slowing down the cooking shit that he hasn't been able to even attempt for years(I say attempt because at least previously he pretended he could cook).
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Then it's damn good they laid out a shitload of money on a studio kitchen, Tambo must be fuming.
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Can someone please explain the relevance of the puppy and dog bones to Jack’s cooking show? IDGI.
